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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Offlinesolemntruth
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Roll Call!
    #5877764 - 07/19/06 01:20 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Our King Jesus Christ has promoted me as the airline steward to administrate His roll call for our itinerary to travel back home. If you're ready, then please sign up to join the rapture. If you're not ready, but wish for your name to be on the roll call anyway, then feel free to come register. Be sure to email or text message family, friends, neighbors and/or associates about our roll call. If they don't hear, then how will they know or be saved?

Each name not on our Lord's roll call will be left behind when our Lord arrives to pick us up.

Amen!

Prov14:35 The king's favour is toward a wise servant: but his wrath is against him that causeth shame


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Invisibledespisedicon
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Re: Roll Call! [Re: solemntruth]
    #5877775 - 07/19/06 01:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

no thanks

I'll take my chance


Edited by despisedicon (07/19/06 01:25 PM)


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Re: Roll Call! [Re: despisedicon]
    #5877842 - 07/19/06 01:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)



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Invisibledblaney
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Re: Roll Call! [Re: solemntruth]
    #5877845 - 07/19/06 01:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

then how will they know or be saved?

...Saved from what?


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"What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?"

"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln


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Invisibledblaney
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Re: Roll Call! [Re: redgreenvines]
    #5877854 - 07/19/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl: I think even if I saw that elf/fairy creature 1,000 times, it'd still be just as funny looking.


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"What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?"

"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln


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Offlineleery11
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Re: Roll Call! [Re: dblaney]
    #5877899 - 07/19/06 01:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i am in if such a thing were to actually manfiest.

i am not sure how posting about it on a message board would earn you salvation though.

i'd also prefer the sober tripping and an expanding state of gnosis about the operation of the world, as if gradually awakening into awareness of a dream and expanding into unison with God... though.
and for it to be heart centered and love oriented


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I am the MacDaddy of Heimlich County, I play it Straight Up Yo!

....I embrace my desire to feel the rhythm, to feel connected enough to step aside and weep like a widow, to feel inspired, to fathom the power, to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain, to swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human......
Om Namah Shivaya, I tell you What!


Edited by leery11 (07/19/06 02:10 PM)


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InvisibleMushmanTheManic
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Re: Roll Call! [Re: solemntruth]
    #5878262 - 07/19/06 03:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Sorry foolish pink, but I'm traveling home to Cydonia on a flying saucer piloted by the Sex Goddesses from Venus. I get Kosher dinners too!


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Re: Roll Call! [Re: MushmanTheManic]
    #5879932 - 07/20/06 12:29 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Vote Dolan.


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Invisibledblaney
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Re: Roll Call! [Re: dblaney]
    #5879939 - 07/20/06 12:32 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

dblaney said:
then how will they know or be saved?

...Saved from what?




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"What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?"

"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln


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Re: Roll Call! [Re: dblaney]
    #5879996 - 07/20/06 12:47 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Obviously he's talking about the End of Days, and the roll call is an awful metaphor for the Book of Life. Being in the Book of Life will save you from the rapture, as the Book of Revelations states.

Personally I don't think there will be a second coming of Christ, even though I am Christian. I believe the second coming of Christ is within yourself, and when you will eventually reach Christ-Consciousness, you will ascend to the Kingdom of Heaven and be One with the Lord Himself.

Most Christianity preached in the church is based on fear, and people think that unless they make sure that everyone is made sure of their belief, they will not find salvation. They wear their religion on their bumper, right as they cut you off on the highway. They will go to church because they think if they follow the Law and preach to everyone that they do, they will go to Heaven. Pharisees of modern age they are, just with their numbers multiplied.

I find more of a connection to Jesus in Buddhism and even Shamanism than I find in most churches. You can't be with Jesus, just by saying it, you have to demonstrate it with every act you do. I don't see much sense in the modern belief how you can live your entire life denouncing God, then repent right before you die and go to Heaven. However, I don't see much sense in people spending eternity in Hell for their mistakes on Earth. Reincarnation as a means to get to the Kingdom of Heaven makes much more sense to me - only once you become one with the Lord will you attain freedom.


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InvisibleMushmanTheManic
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Re: Roll Call! [Re: Fospher]
    #5880015 - 07/20/06 12:52 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Fospher said:
Vote Dolan.




Right on! :froman:  :thumbup:


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Re: Roll Call! [Re: solemntruth]
    #5880040 - 07/20/06 01:01 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

The rapture isn't even in The Book of Revelations, is it? I thought it was just some kooky idea created by Catholicism.


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Invisibledblaney
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Re: Roll Call! [Re: Fospher]
    #5880211 - 07/20/06 02:31 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Being in the Book of Life will save you from the rapture, as the Book of Revelations states.

Why would I want to be saved from the rapture?

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rap·ture
n.

1. The state of being transported by a lofty emotion; ecstasy.
2. An expression of ecstatic feeling. Often used in the plural.
3. The transporting of a person from one place to another, especially to heaven.






and when you will eventually reach Christ-Consciousness, you will ascend to the Kingdom of Heaven and be One with the Lord Himself.

What gives you the impression that the Kingdom of Heaven isn't currently at hand?

Oh, and please describe what "Christ-Consciousness" is.


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"What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?"

"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln


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