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Stonerguy
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Golf
#5824373 - 07/05/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Is one of the best sports EVAR(only if you are playing).
Discuss
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goobler
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only if its beer golf
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Re: Golf [Re: goobler]
#5824383 - 07/05/06 05:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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what about vodka golf? no good?
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goobler
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Re: Golf [Re: TODAY]
#5824393 - 07/05/06 05:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hard game to play
18 glasses of vodka....hmmmmm
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Re: Golf [Re: goobler]
#5824400 - 07/05/06 05:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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18 shots?
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goobler
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Re: Golf [Re: TODAY]
#5824403 - 07/05/06 05:09 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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shots, glasses, swigs, gulps...whatever
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Battletoad


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Re: Golf [Re: goobler]
#5824419 - 07/05/06 05:14 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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beer golf it is, i'm tired of playing devil's advocate.
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goobler
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Re: Golf [Re: TODAY]
#5824423 - 07/05/06 05:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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awwwww
you tease me then leave me flat?
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Battletoad


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Re: Golf [Re: goobler]
#5824433 - 07/05/06 05:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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indeed then, but you can't be flat with fresh beer.
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goobler
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Re: Golf [Re: TODAY]
#5824437 - 07/05/06 05:19 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'll drink to that
FORE! sum
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Battletoad


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Re: Golf [Re: goobler]
#5824450 - 07/05/06 05:22 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'll drink to that, as soon as i finish my philosophy essay. Guess I should leave ye old pub for now, its only going to increase my need of beer and hatred of essay writing.
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Re: Golf [Re: TODAY]
#5824458 - 07/05/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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well they are inversely proportional
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i agree, i managed to play about 2 rounds a day for a while but now im lucky if i get out twice a week.
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Re: Golf [Re: goobler]
#5825951 - 07/05/06 11:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Beer is a requirement. The beer bitches don't come along enough, though.
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eris
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I agree, golf is the shit.. I'm not bad at it either. I'd like to play some of you guys in gulf some day. It would be a good time, regardless of what happens.
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Re: Golf [Re: eris]
#5828283 - 07/06/06 04:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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down here when we play for money we have an unspoken rule that if somehow your dumbass duffs a drive and it doesn't make it past the ladies tees, you have to play the rest of the hole with your pants around your ankles.
Just last week i witnessed it happen for the first time, i figured they guys would tease my friend about it and let him go, but nope he played the rest of the hole with his shorts down around his ankle. Best thing was it was on a par 5, afterwards the only thing he could say about it was "im just glad i wore boxers today".
Needless to say when i play with those guys again im damn sure making it past the ladies tees
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You should try Disc Golf. Much better than the "real" golf, imo.
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Quote:
nunciate said: You should try Disc Golf. Much better than the "real" golf, imo.
For me, disc golf = excuse to drink and smoke pot.
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Re: Golf [Re: coda]
#5828412 - 07/06/06 05:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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where i live if you dont pass the ladies tees you have to pull your dick out and also your pockets so it looks like an elephant!
also im getting some new clubs, some ping blade irons, a 7.5 G5 driver, and a lob wedge i like that is ALL for free cuz i won them in a tournement and i get them fitted just for me at a ping store...
i love golf
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when i played if you missed the drive everyone you were playing with got to punch you in the stomach.
i quit playing when i outgrew my clubs despite the fact i was suprisingly very good at it. i now look at golf as a pissing contest, not a sport.
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