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    #5824373 - 07/05/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Is one of the best sports EVAR(only if you are playing).


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Re: Golf [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5824375 - 07/05/06 05:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

only if its beer golf


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Re: Golf [Re: goobler]
    #5824383 - 07/05/06 05:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

what about vodka golf? no good?


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Re: Golf [Re: TODAY]
    #5824393 - 07/05/06 05:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

hard game to play

18 glasses of vodka....hmmmmm


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Re: Golf [Re: goobler]
    #5824400 - 07/05/06 05:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

18 shots?


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Re: Golf [Re: TODAY]
    #5824403 - 07/05/06 05:09 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

shots, glasses, swigs, gulps...whatever


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Re: Golf [Re: goobler]
    #5824419 - 07/05/06 05:14 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

beer golf it is, i'm tired of playing devil's advocate.


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Re: Golf [Re: TODAY]
    #5824423 - 07/05/06 05:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

awwwww



you tease me then leave me flat?


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Re: Golf [Re: goobler]
    #5824433 - 07/05/06 05:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

indeed then, but you can't be flat with fresh beer.


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Re: Golf [Re: TODAY]
    #5824437 - 07/05/06 05:19 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I'll drink to that

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Re: Golf [Re: goobler]
    #5824450 - 07/05/06 05:22 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I'll drink to that, as soon as i finish my philosophy essay. Guess I should leave ye old pub for now, its only going to increase my need of beer and hatred of essay writing.


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Re: Golf [Re: TODAY]
    #5824458 - 07/05/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

well they are inversely proportional


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Re: Golf [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5825833 - 07/05/06 11:14 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i agree, i managed to play about 2 rounds a day for a while but now im lucky if i get out twice a week.


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Re: Golf [Re: goobler]
    #5825951 - 07/05/06 11:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Beer is a requirement. The beer bitches don't come along enough, though.


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Re: Golf [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5825976 - 07/05/06 11:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I agree, golf is the shit.. I'm not bad at it either. I'd like to play some of you guys in gulf some day. It would be a good time, regardless of what happens. :evil:


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Re: Golf [Re: eris]
    #5828283 - 07/06/06 04:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

down here when we play for money we have an unspoken rule that if somehow your dumbass duffs a drive and it doesn't make it past the ladies tees, you have to play the rest of the hole with your pants around your ankles.

Just last week i witnessed it happen for the first time, i figured they guys would tease my friend about it and let him go, but nope he played the rest of the hole with his shorts down around his ankle.  Best thing was it was on a par 5, afterwards the only thing he could say about it was "im just glad i wore boxers today".

Needless to say when i play with those guys again im damn sure making it past the ladies tees :laugh:


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i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

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Re: Golf [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5828398 - 07/06/06 05:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

You should try Disc Golf.
Much better than the "real" golf, imo.


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Re: Golf [Re: nunciate]
    #5828405 - 07/06/06 05:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

nunciate said:
You should try Disc Golf.
Much better than the "real" golf, imo.



For me, disc golf = excuse to drink and smoke pot.


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Re: Golf [Re: coda]
    #5828412 - 07/06/06 05:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

where i live if you dont pass the ladies tees you have to pull your dick out and also your pockets so it looks like an elephant!

also im getting some new clubs, some ping blade irons, a 7.5 G5 driver, and a lob wedge i like that is ALL for free cuz i won them in a tournement and i get them fitted just for me at a ping store...

i love golf


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Re: Golf [Re: AliceDee]
    #5828516 - 07/06/06 05:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

when i played if you missed the drive everyone you were playing with got to punch you in the stomach.

i quit playing when i outgrew my clubs despite the fact i was suprisingly very good at it. i now look at golf as a pissing contest, not a sport.


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Re: Golf [Re: AliceDee]
    #5829711 - 07/06/06 10:13 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

AliceDee said:
where i live if you dont pass the ladies tees you have to pull your dick out and also your pockets so it looks like an elephant!

also im getting some new clubs, some ping blade irons, a 7.5 G5 driver, and a lob wedge i like that is ALL for free cuz i won them in a tournement and i get them fitted just for me at a ping store...

i love golf




The day i can hit blades as well as i can hit oversized clubs is the day i start playing 10 dollars a hole with a 50 dollar overall at the end.  7.5 degree driver?  That's hardcore, i moved down from a 10.5 to a 9.5 and don't want to go any further.  Im just now really unleashing the potential my driver has, the ping drivers were nice but i got my r5 for free :laugh:


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i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

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Re: Golf [Re: coda]
    #5830000 - 07/06/06 11:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

im best with my irons, i can hit a 3 iron 210-220, but sometimes im inconsistent, if i played everyday id be really good, i hit the blades really solid, for some reason i couldnt hit the other pings as good as the blades its wierd, i could probably go down to a 5 degree driver, my drives go so fuckin high the wind takes off like 25-50 yards... one time when i hit my 10.5 the ball didnt even roll it was stuck in the ground about half an inch(it was a little moist out) but still... cant wait to get my new clubs...

what kinda clubs you hit?


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