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ZippoZ
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what would you do with a stick of dynamite?
#5778232 - 06/21/06 09:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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okay bear with me. i was just sitting around on the couch watching the simpsons thinking about how much fun i could be having if only i had some dynamite.
then i started thinking about how of a bullshit country this is if a man like myself cant go out to the corner hardware store and pick up a coupple of half sticks and a 6 pack to boot.
so this is my question to you fellow pubbers, with one stick of dynamite, what would you blow up? (no people)
Personally i would probably put it in the gas tank of my old car, and blow it to all hell. I loved that car, but with its blown clutch i feel that she should be put out of her misery in honor
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lsdandfrisbee
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Re: what would you do with a stick of dynamite? [Re: ZippoZ]
#5778242 - 06/21/06 09:32 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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One stick of dynamite huh...
I would save it until someone messed with on the street. Imagine their face would a lit of TNT and toss it in their general direction.
Knife?
Edited by lsdandfrisbee (06/21/06 09:32 PM)
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AA2277
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Re: what would you do with a stick of dynamite? [Re: ZippoZ]
#5778249 - 06/21/06 09:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i could finally finish my tv art piece.....
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d33p
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Re: what would you do with a stick of dynamite? [Re: ZippoZ]
#5778254 - 06/21/06 09:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd go fishing...... large explosions under water are awesome.
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ZippoZ
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Re: what would you do with a stick of dynamite? [Re: d33p]
#5778260 - 06/21/06 09:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah that was my first idea:)
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zippoz "in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption" "People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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Re: what would you do with a stick of dynamite? [Re: ZippoZ]
#5778289 - 06/21/06 09:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd probably throw it in a panda exhibit in a zoo. those things are the stupidest fucking animals, I swear. they can't prolong the life of their species for shit.
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Re: what would you do with a stick of dynamite? [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
#5778302 - 06/21/06 09:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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4th of July is comin' boys!
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lsdandfrisbee
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Re: what would you do with a stick of dynamite? [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5778304 - 06/21/06 09:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheMadConductor said: 4th of July is comin' boys!
What a wonderful holiday!
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spud
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Re: what would you do with a stick of dynamite? [Re: ZippoZ]
#5778328 - 06/21/06 09:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd smoke it!
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Re: what would you do with a stick of dynamite? [Re: spud]
#5778359 - 06/21/06 10:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I would have to go with Zippoz with his idea.
Just imagine how big of and explosion it would be on a full tank of gas!
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Re: what would you do with a stick of dynamite? [Re: TrancedShroom]
#5778384 - 06/21/06 10:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
TrancedShroom said: I would have to go with Zippoz with his idea.
Just imagine how big of and explosion it would be on a full tank of gas!
Not big at all. The same size as a stick of dynamite would be in an empty gas tank, the difference would be the big conflagration of gas afterwards.
Myself, I'd probably put the stick of dynamite in the tip of a rocket and detonate it a few hundred feet in the air. That would be a hell of a sight to see.
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Re: what would you do with a stick of dynamite? [Re: ZippoZ]
#5778394 - 06/21/06 10:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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bear with me I'd go mine in alaska.

Starting here with pan gold:

I may even drop the dynamite to catch 100 salmon, who knows
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Re: what would you do with a stick of dynamite? [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5778399 - 06/21/06 10:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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omg lol is there fishing chick porn! thats awesome lol
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Re: what would you do with a stick of dynamite? [Re: ZippoZ]
#5778400 - 06/21/06 10:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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push the car off a clif with the dynamite in it
or take out some mailboxes
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shymanta
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Re: what would you do with a stick of dynamite? [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5778411 - 06/21/06 10:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd strap it to my computer. This thing has been pissing me of since I bought it. Fuck Windows. I'd charge for the show and buy a Linux machine.
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Re: what would you do with a stick of dynamite? [Re: AA2277]
#5779097 - 06/22/06 01:10 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
AA2277 said: i could finally finish my tv art piece.....
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Re: what would you do with a stick of dynamite? [Re: ZippoZ]
#5779509 - 06/22/06 03:55 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Create a huge fireball explosion in a place where nobody would get hurt and nothing got damaged.
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Re: what would you do with a stick of dynamite? [Re: Asante]
#5779534 - 06/22/06 04:38 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd blow up a Starbucks.
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Konnrade
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Re: what would you do with a stick of dynamite? [Re: Dfekt]
#5779544 - 06/22/06 04:45 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
MistaMiner said: I'd blow up a Starbucks.
I'd like to see that, actually.
Latté and rubble everywhere
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Dfekt
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Re: what would you do with a stick of dynamite? [Re: Konnrade]
#5779574 - 06/22/06 05:04 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Konnrade said:
Quote:
MistaMiner said: I'd blow up a Starbucks.
I'd like to see that, actually.
Latté and rubble everywhere
Yeah, and yuppies too
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