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Weird Al - You're Pitiful
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http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/sounds/yourepitiful.mp3

Lyrics:

My life is brilliant

What? Was I too early?
Oh, sorry
Should I
Do you wanna start over?
Or keep going?
OK.
Now? Now?

My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressing me
You're suffering from delusions of
Adequacy

You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true

Never had a date
That you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you

Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know
Still calls you "Fartypants"

But you'll always have a job
Well, I mean
As long as you still can work
That Slurpee machine

You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true

You're half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
Noone's classier than you

La la la la
La la la la
La la la la
Loser

You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true

Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom
And you're forty two

Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you


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Re: Weird Al - You're Pitiful [Re: LuNaTiX]
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Wait, is this new? I love Weird Al and have been wanting to see something new non-polka (no offense Al) for some time.

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Re: Weird Al - You're Pitiful [Re: Economist]
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I believe it just came out if im not mistaken


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Re: Weird Al - You're Pitiful [Re: LuNaTiX]
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Booya!  I saw Weird Al at the Kern County Fair about six or seven years ago.  $1 for front-row standing. 
It was totally sweet.. his entire band would change outfits after every one or two songs to keep with the themes of each track :thumbup::thumbup:


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Re: Weird Al - You're Pitiful [Re: geokills]
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my mum went to school with him. apparantly, he's always been weird.


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Re: Weird Al - You're Pitiful [Re: LuNaTiX]
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LOL, I love it!


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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Re: Weird Al - You're Pitiful [Re: geokills]
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just awesome, hate the song so much


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Well, I set my monkey on the log
And ordered him to do the Dog
He wagged his tail and shook his head
And he went and did the Cat instead
He's a weird monkey, very funky.

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Re: Weird Al - You're Pitiful [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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my parents bought me tickets to go see him for my 18th birthday.  I think i was the oldest person there not accompanied by there parents.  He still put on an awesome show, and like geo said, changed costumes and did other assorted crazy stuff.

Ill always like weird al, it might not be the best music in the world, but he still cracks me up every time i listen to him.  Fuck, i still have the food album, even worse, alapalooza, and poodle cut on cd :laugh:


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To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . .

-JG

i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.

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Re: Weird Al - You're Pitiful [Re: coda]
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i love weird al
only seen him once, at the marin civic center
was my first ever concert :grin:
and ill be damned if he diddnt put on one epic show :smile:
great lights and everything

cant wait to hear all his new stuff


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