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Do the horses know they're racing?
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Do they think they want to win?

Do they know their owners will get richer

and buy them new

Louis Vuitton feedbags?


Hmm?


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Do the horses know they're racing? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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The horse I used to own seemed to enjoy pitting herself against other horses on a run. She'd lay her ears back and go for it without encouragement.

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Re: Do the horses know they're racing? [Re: MOTH]
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I wonder if they raced

in the wild.


First one to the elm tree wins.

Loser has to run in circles till he falls down.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Do the horses know they're racing? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I've seen Zebras race Lions on TV.

A Zebra lost... and was eaten.


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Re: Do the horses know they're racing? [Re: Rose]
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I would say no


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Atheist Chat

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Re: Do the horses know they're racing? [Re: Snaggletooth]
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SURE THEY KNOW BECAUSE, THE ONES THAT LOSE THE MOST ARE MADE IN TO GLUE. :rolleyes:


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:Awesketch:

:cool: Fair is Fair :devil:

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Re: Do the horses know they're racing? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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They raced in the wild to be the first ones to get to the hot piece of virgin horse ass

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Re: Do the horses know they're racing? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I've always wondered "what if they don't want to run?" What if that day they just don't feel like it? Or when they were used to plow the fields...what if they didn't want to work that day?


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Re: Do the horses know they're racing? [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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I'd like to be at a ranch sometime and watch some stallion go buckwild and kick ass all over town.

(You can read that to be as brokeback as you want.)


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Do the horses know they're racing? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I always thought it too when they do the horsejumping. Fuck that, not only does the horse way a billion pounds, so does the fuck on his back. "Fuck that, I ain't jumping over shit today."


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Re: Do the horses know they're racing? [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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You hear about these horisng "accidents." Mysterious ones.

"Why, everything was just fine, and then Bessie just reared up on her hind legs as if something had scared her, and lurched forward, launching Mr. Reeves forward and breaking his neck in two."

We all know what really happened.

HE FREAKED

OUT!!

That fucking horse couldn't take it anymore. But why...why SUPERMAN?!!!


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Do the horses know they're racing? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I think of cow when I hear the name Bessie.  :shrug:  :smirk:


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Re: Do the horses know they're racing? [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Nellie?


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Do the horses know they're racing? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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nelly is good for a nag, race horses have shit liek Lucy's Gold Mine


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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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Re: Do the horses know they're racing? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Starship Commando


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Do the horses know they're racing? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Even the mighty must fall.

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Re: Do the horses know they're racing? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Starship Commando


3 names, it's a rule


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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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Re: Do the horses know they're racing? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Star Ship  Commando  :uptosomething:


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Re: Do the horses know they're racing? [Re: MOTH]
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Frankly, I was never a fan of Superman. What can Superman inspire really? Nothing but wonder, fascination.

But think about Batman. the ultimate superhero. The root of Batman is Revenge, we know that, but he does something productive with his desire for revenge. He crusades against injustice, and he does it relying on no magical superpowers, only his own mental and physical prowess and his ability to use the tools around him.

Though, it did help that Bruce Wayne was rich as fuck.

But what a message. You got yourself a fortune, what are you gonna do with it? I'm going to dress up like a bat and fight injustice. Fuck yeah!


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Do the horses know they're racing? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I thought Val Kilmer sucked as Batman.


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