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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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My wife
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My wife lives in a universe far beyond the understanding of most people.  My Universe :smile:

She is just one woman, but she is also many women.  When we are together, both of us can change our form to whatever the other desires.  As a matter of fact, she can become a man, and I can become a woman!  When we're at home, that is.  While traveling in your universe, we generally tend to stick to one sex or the other :wink:

She can also split herself into two women, for my pleasure. 

Together, we dream crazy dreams which become the realities of others. 

WE have a daughter named Virtue, who is a girl the likes of which this world has never seen!  The amazing things she can do impress both her mother and I! 

Though I am on a long journey far from home, I know my wife will be there when I return from this dingy shithole you call a planet. 

and that is what helps me sleep at night :heart:

so whenever you girls are at the club wondering: "Why isn't J hitting on me?"

know this:  you cannot compete with my true lover. 

for that which I have imagined

is far greater than what you are or could ever be

:tongue:

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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
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Thats a great way of saying you will never get laid.:smirk:


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
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MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Edited by questonic (06/07/06 04:42 AM)

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Re: My wife [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
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I can get laid anytime I want

but where's the love?

I see very little love in this world

only deception, greed, and corruption.

No thanks, I'll pass.

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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
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Say what? I couldn't read it all... or even get past the first paragraph. LOL


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Re: My wife [Re: _____]
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It was a nice read.I just couldnt resist the tasteless retort I posted.


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
:clementine:
MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Re: My wife [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
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haha

the funny thing is that my dreams are so much more important to me than this hell hole you call a reality. 

everything here is so separted from the spirit

it disgusts me

I won't miss this place when I leave!

:rofl:

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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
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I was expecting pics :nonono:


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Re: My wife [Re: Irishdrunk]
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Oh, there are pictures :wink:

I keep them where I need them most :heart:

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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
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In your shroomery folder?  PM me a few I like the milf babes :laugh:


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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
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My dreams of the perfect woman are always horrid jokes being played over and over in my sleep.They toy with me and when I wake up all I feel is a longing to be asleep again.


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
:clementine:
MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Re: My wife [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
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I usually kill someone in my dreams.......or fall off my 11th floor balcony......Ive fallen off my balcony 20 times now and always wake up...covered in sweat. :mad:


Sleeping disturbes me.


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Re: My wife [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
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Ahhh....  The soul mate dream. That has happened to me many times, or was it the ultimate wet dream fantasy. I get confused.:smirk:


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Re: My wife [Re: blissedout]
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Mama's pissed!! Elijah is being a bad baby and giving mama a hard time. Poor mama.:sad:


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Re: My wife [Re: blissedout]
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Ive only had a few wet dreams......its rare to score in a dream but thats the best kind of dream :laugh:


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Re: My wife [Re: Irishdrunk]
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Sometimes I score in a dream.But I never orgasm.I have to wake up and finish the deed.


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
:clementine:
MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Re: My wife [Re: Irishdrunk]
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Irishdrunk said:
I usually kill someone in my dreams.......or fall off my 11th floor balcony......Ive fallen off my balcony 20 times now and always wake up...covered in sweat. :mad:


Sleeping disturbes me.


:rofl:

maybe you pissed off the god of dreams :wink:

:rofl:

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Re: My wife [Re: Irishdrunk]
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Me neither. The wt dreams that I have had always end up being me hitting htis extremly tight hot brunette and waking up nutting in my boxers, holding my rager.:crazy:

I need a sexotherapist.


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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
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funny you mentioned the 20 times

once, a girl gave me a $20 bill with the words 'dream on asshole, you're going down.'

tisk tisk

black magic always fucks the caster :lol:

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Re: My wife [Re: blissedout]
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Well they are rare for every guy but its always the best sex of all :grin:

You dont need a specialist trust me its normal.

I've scored with Jenny so many times in my dreams :ooo: :heart:


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