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DoctorJ


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My wife
#5698182 - 06/01/06 02:40 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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My wife lives in a universe far beyond the understanding of most people. My Universe 
She is just one woman, but she is also many women. When we are together, both of us can change our form to whatever the other desires. As a matter of fact, she can become a man, and I can become a woman! When we're at home, that is. While traveling in your universe, we generally tend to stick to one sex or the other 
She can also split herself into two women, for my pleasure.
Together, we dream crazy dreams which become the realities of others.
WE have a daughter named Virtue, who is a girl the likes of which this world has never seen! The amazing things she can do impress both her mother and I!
Though I am on a long journey far from home, I know my wife will be there when I return from this dingy shithole you call a planet.
and that is what helps me sleep at night 
so whenever you girls are at the club wondering: "Why isn't J hitting on me?"
know this: you cannot compete with my true lover.
for that which I have imagined
is far greater than what you are or could ever be
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Cresley Wusher



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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698189 - 06/01/06 02:44 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Thats a great way of saying you will never get laid.
-------------------- Mad_Larkin said: Death is just a thang.
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DoctorJ


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I can get laid anytime I want
but where's the love?
I see very little love in this world
only deception, greed, and corruption.
No thanks, I'll pass.
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eris
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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698196 - 06/01/06 02:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Say what? I couldn't read it all... or even get past the first paragraph. LOL
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Cresley Wusher



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Re: My wife [Re: _____]
#5698198 - 06/01/06 02:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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It was a nice read.I just couldnt resist the tasteless retort I posted.
-------------------- Mad_Larkin said: Death is just a thang.
MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about. sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat...
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DoctorJ


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haha
the funny thing is that my dreams are so much more important to me than this hell hole you call a reality.
everything here is so separted from the spirit
it disgusts me
I won't miss this place when I leave!
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Irishdrunk
Democracy? We Deliver!!!

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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698209 - 06/01/06 02:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was expecting pics
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DoctorJ


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Oh, there are pictures 
I keep them where I need them most
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Irishdrunk
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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698215 - 06/01/06 02:52 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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In your shroomery folder? PM me a few I like the milf babes
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Cresley Wusher



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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698217 - 06/01/06 02:52 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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My dreams of the perfect woman are always horrid jokes being played over and over in my sleep.They toy with me and when I wake up all I feel is a longing to be asleep again.
-------------------- Mad_Larkin said: Death is just a thang.
MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about. sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat...
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Irishdrunk
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I usually kill someone in my dreams.......or fall off my 11th floor balcony......Ive fallen off my balcony 20 times now and always wake up...covered in sweat. 
Sleeping disturbes me.
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blissedout


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Ahhh.... The soul mate dream. That has happened to me many times, or was it the ultimate wet dream fantasy. I get confused.
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blissedout


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Mama's pissed!! Elijah is being a bad baby and giving mama a hard time. Poor mama.
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Irishdrunk
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Ive only had a few wet dreams......its rare to score in a dream but thats the best kind of dream
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Cresley Wusher



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Sometimes I score in a dream.But I never orgasm.I have to wake up and finish the deed.
-------------------- Mad_Larkin said: Death is just a thang.
MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about. sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat...
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DoctorJ


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Quote:
Irishdrunk said: I usually kill someone in my dreams.......or fall off my 11th floor balcony......Ive fallen off my balcony 20 times now and always wake up...covered in sweat. 
Sleeping disturbes me.

maybe you pissed off the god of dreams 
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blissedout


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Me neither. The wt dreams that I have had always end up being me hitting htis extremly tight hot brunette and waking up nutting in my boxers, holding my rager.
I need a sexotherapist.
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DoctorJ


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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698246 - 06/01/06 03:02 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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funny you mentioned the 20 times
once, a girl gave me a $20 bill with the words 'dream on asshole, you're going down.'
tisk tisk
black magic always fucks the caster
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Irishdrunk
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Well they are rare for every guy but its always the best sex of all 
You dont need a specialist trust me its normal.
I've scored with Jenny so many times in my dreams
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