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My wife
    #5698182 - 06/01/06 02:40 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

My wife lives in a universe far beyond the understanding of most people.  My Universe :smile:

She is just one woman, but she is also many women.  When we are together, both of us can change our form to whatever the other desires.  As a matter of fact, she can become a man, and I can become a woman!  When we're at home, that is.  While traveling in your universe, we generally tend to stick to one sex or the other :wink:

She can also split herself into two women, for my pleasure. 

Together, we dream crazy dreams which become the realities of others. 

WE have a daughter named Virtue, who is a girl the likes of which this world has never seen!  The amazing things she can do impress both her mother and I! 

Though I am on a long journey far from home, I know my wife will be there when I return from this dingy shithole you call a planet. 

and that is what helps me sleep at night :heart:

so whenever you girls are at the club wondering: "Why isn't J hitting on me?"

know this:  you cannot compete with my true lover. 

for that which I have imagined

is far greater than what you are or could ever be

:tongue:


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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5698189 - 06/01/06 02:44 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Thats a great way of saying you will never get laid.:smirk:


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    #5698190 - 06/01/06 02:46 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Edited by questonic (06/07/06 04:42 AM)


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Re: My wife [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5698195 - 06/01/06 02:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I can get laid anytime I want

but where's the love?

I see very little love in this world

only deception, greed, and corruption.

No thanks, I'll pass.


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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5698196 - 06/01/06 02:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Say what? I couldn't read it all... or even get past the first paragraph. LOL


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Re: My wife [Re: _____]
    #5698198 - 06/01/06 02:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

It was a nice read.I just couldnt resist the tasteless retort I posted.


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Re: My wife [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5698206 - 06/01/06 02:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

haha

the funny thing is that my dreams are so much more important to me than this hell hole you call a reality. 

everything here is so separted from the spirit

it disgusts me

I won't miss this place when I leave!

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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5698209 - 06/01/06 02:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I was expecting pics :nonono:


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Re: My wife [Re: Irishdrunk]
    #5698212 - 06/01/06 02:51 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Oh, there are pictures :wink:

I keep them where I need them most :heart:


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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5698215 - 06/01/06 02:52 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

In your shroomery folder?  PM me a few I like the milf babes :laugh:


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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5698217 - 06/01/06 02:52 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

My dreams of the perfect woman are always horrid jokes being played over and over in my sleep.They toy with me and when I wake up all I feel is a longing to be asleep again.


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Re: My wife [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5698220 - 06/01/06 02:53 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I usually kill someone in my dreams.......or fall off my 11th floor balcony......Ive fallen off my balcony 20 times now and always wake up...covered in sweat. :mad:


Sleeping disturbes me.


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Re: My wife [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5698228 - 06/01/06 02:55 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Ahhh....  The soul mate dream. That has happened to me many times, or was it the ultimate wet dream fantasy. I get confused.:smirk:


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Re: My wife [Re: blissedout]
    #5698232 - 06/01/06 02:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Mama's pissed!! Elijah is being a bad baby and giving mama a hard time. Poor mama.:sad:


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Re: My wife [Re: blissedout]
    #5698235 - 06/01/06 02:57 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Ive only had a few wet dreams......its rare to score in a dream but thats the best kind of dream :laugh:


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Re: My wife [Re: Irishdrunk]
    #5698238 - 06/01/06 02:58 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Sometimes I score in a dream.But I never orgasm.I have to wake up and finish the deed.


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Re: My wife [Re: Irishdrunk]
    #5698241 - 06/01/06 03:00 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Irishdrunk said:
I usually kill someone in my dreams.......or fall off my 11th floor balcony......Ive fallen off my balcony 20 times now and always wake up...covered in sweat. :mad:


Sleeping disturbes me.




:rofl:

maybe you pissed off the god of dreams :wink:

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Re: My wife [Re: Irishdrunk]
    #5698242 - 06/01/06 03:00 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Me neither. The wt dreams that I have had always end up being me hitting htis extremly tight hot brunette and waking up nutting in my boxers, holding my rager.:crazy:

I need a sexotherapist.


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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5698246 - 06/01/06 03:02 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

funny you mentioned the 20 times

once, a girl gave me a $20 bill with the words 'dream on asshole, you're going down.'

tisk tisk

black magic always fucks the caster :lol:


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Re: My wife [Re: blissedout]
    #5698253 - 06/01/06 03:04 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Well they are rare for every guy but its always the best sex of all :grin:

You dont need a specialist trust me its normal.

I've scored with Jenny so many times in my dreams :ooo: :heart:


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Re: My wife [Re: Irishdrunk]
    #5698260 - 06/01/06 03:07 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Best of all, for sure! i have this body buzz that eminates from my loins for like 30 minutes. Crazy shit!


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Re: My wife [Re: blissedout]
    #5698266 - 06/01/06 03:10 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

your dreams are your therapist. thats what they are there for...to give you what you desire. in the cave man days they must have dreamed about spearing a mammoth.

those that don't believe might say if thats true then why do we have dreams of falling or dieing (bad things happening). its to help you overcome those fears...so that you can function better during awake time to give you knowledge of how to take care of something.

for instince take the mammoth idea again here...what if you were afriad of them but you needed food. during your dreams you encounter one...and get to act out how it would act, and how you as of now would act...if you die you have just learned what not to do.

so those dreaming of sex must be afriad of it somehow...your dreaming of it so that you can learn....so therefor when you wake up analiyze your dreams don't just clean them up.

i rarely dream of sex, but i do remember hating wakin up to a wet dream...every now and then when i have them...during the dream right before orgasm ill be like "oh shit not again" and ill pull out. and its weird because for a few minutes there i can feel the dream And the outside world.

so its very interesting that in a dream one can have willpower...that is if in a dream your acting out your desires that you can stop.


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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5698268 - 06/01/06 03:10 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

why would I want to have sex with a machine?

most of the women on this planet are just that.

They are meat puppets.

They have no soul, no respect, no love, no honor, no dignity.

In other words, they have nothing I desire.

I might as well be jacking off.

prove me wrong, girls :wink: 

I'm allowed to have a girlfriend while I'm here :smile:


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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5698272 - 06/01/06 03:12 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

hey DJ

"your mouth is kinda purdy" :naughty:


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Re: My wife [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #5698277 - 06/01/06 03:16 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

/me struggles and tries to hold back from posting obscene against the rules pictures.


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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5698280 - 06/01/06 03:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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I might as well be jacking off.




isnt that exactly what you're doing


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Re: My wife [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5698281 - 06/01/06 03:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

DoctorJ said:
I might as well be jacking off.




isnt that exactly what you're doing




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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
    #5698282 - 06/01/06 03:19 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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eris said:
/me struggles and tries to hold back from posting obscene against the rules pictures.



lol

like this one?

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Re: My wife [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #5698283 - 06/01/06 03:20 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I had something much more worse in mind.


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Re: My wife [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5698285 - 06/01/06 03:23 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

DoctorJ said:
I might as well be jacking off. 




isnt that exactly what you're doing




pretty much, yeah!

wow, dude, you've come a long way from a sperm. 

I remember you when you were thiiiiiiis big > .

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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5698289 - 06/01/06 03:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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I remember you when you were thiiiiiiis big > .




wasnt me, I was never that big


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Re: My wife [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5698318 - 06/01/06 03:37 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I love J's wife too OHHH SNAP


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Re: My wife [Re: Cham]
    #5698321 - 06/01/06 03:39 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

*swap


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Re: My wife [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5698327 - 06/01/06 03:40 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

want to get a room sexy?  :naughty:


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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
    #5698329 - 06/01/06 03:42 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

HELL NO LET'S JUST FUCK ON THE STREET!


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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
    #5698331 - 06/01/06 03:42 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

What ^^^ said

what do you expect for $5


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Re: My wife [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #5698339 - 06/01/06 03:44 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
your dreams are your therapist.  thats what they are there for...to give you what you desire.  in the cave man days they must have dreamed about spearing a mammoth.

those that don't believe might say if thats true then why do we have dreams of falling or dieing (bad things happening).  its to help you overcome those fears...so that you can function better during awake time to give you knowledge of how to take care of something.

for instince take the mammoth idea again here...what if you were afriad of them but you needed food.  during your dreams you encounter one...and get to act out how it would act, and how you as of now would act...if you die you have just learned what not to do.

so those dreaming of sex must be afriad of it somehow...your dreaming of it so that you can learn....so therefor when you wake up analiyze your dreams don't just clean them up.

i rarely dream of sex, but i do remember hating wakin up to a wet dream...every now and then when i have them...during the dream right before orgasm ill be like "oh shit not again" and ill pull out. and its weird because for a few minutes there i can feel the dream And the outside world.

so its very interesting that in a dream one can have willpower...that is if in a dream your acting out your desires that you can stop.



Didn't see this post, but I have a major in Buisness and a minor in dream therapy/psychology/sociology, so I freel all of what yousaid, but i have debates. I am runk and about to pass out. More discussion/debate to come, at a later time.

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Re: My wife [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5698349 - 06/01/06 03:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Pris, don't get cheap now.. I'm used to your consistent $15 per fuck and suck.


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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
    #5698354 - 06/01/06 03:49 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

you've been ove paying for a while now


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Re: My wife [Re: Cham]
    #5698357 - 06/01/06 03:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Cham said:
I love J's wife too OHHH SNAP




she comes in a lot of flavors

have you tried them all?

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Re: My wife [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5698361 - 06/01/06 03:53 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

What price do you suggest, work with me.


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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5698362 - 06/01/06 03:53 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'm staying out of this one.:shiftyeyes::runaway:

PS I just spilled cabernrt on my shorts.:mad2:


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Re: My wife [Re: blissedout]
    #5698366 - 06/01/06 03:54 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I am fuct with a T too.


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Re: My wife [Re: blissedout]
    #5698375 - 06/01/06 03:58 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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I'm staying out of this one.:shiftyeyes::runaway:

PS I just spilled cabernrt on my shorts.:mad2:




:lol:

alternates

gotta love the robots

holograms

or whatever the fuck they are

I've yet to find a real one. 

but I know I have one waiting for me at home :heart:


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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5698389 - 06/01/06 04:06 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

A robot, a hologram, or a whatever the fuck they are? Too vague. Must elaborate.


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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5698393 - 06/01/06 04:08 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

damn that was a good read!!

reminds me (reminds me alot actually) of my day dreaming i do before falling asleep... :frown:


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Re: My wife [Re: blissedout]
    #5698394 - 06/01/06 04:08 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You have a smiley waiting? You know it's after midnight! Don't feed it and for god's sake, don't spill water on it, then feed it.


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Re: My wife [Re: blissedout]
    #5698396 - 06/01/06 04:09 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I use sex as a bartering tool. I'm that good.


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Re: My wife [Re: Cham]
    #5698400 - 06/01/06 04:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Mad props, then!


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Re: My wife [Re: eligal]
    #5698401 - 06/01/06 04:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:naughty:
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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
    #5698406 - 06/01/06 04:12 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:flowers:


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Re: My wife [Re: blissedout]
    #5698408 - 06/01/06 04:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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A robot, a hologram, or a whatever the fuck they are? Too vague. Must elaborate.




we are all alternates of the Great Spirit, the Orginal Soul

Some of us are new and some of us are old. 

I'm so old, I don't tend to get out much. 

I'm happy, sitting on my front porch, cleaning a shotgun, or perhaps sharpening a samurai sword. 

my wife cooks dinner, and at night we make love. 

We raise our daughter to live up to her name.

For soon she will walk this earth, and do even greater things than I. 

But the point is, we are all basically the same person, projections of the great spirit. 

so there is no need to fight

and there is no need to sleep around. 

for if you are with one person that you truly love,

then you are with everyone! 

in that moment, there is no one but you and her

god help me, I'm a hopeless romantic :heart:


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Re: My wife [Re: eligal]
    #5698409 - 06/01/06 04:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Get a room!


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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5698412 - 06/01/06 04:17 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

blissedout said:
A robot, a hologram, or a whatever the fuck they are? Too vague. Must elaborate.




we are all alternates of the Great Spirit, the Orginal Soul

Some of us are new and some of us are old. 

I'm so old, I don't tend to get out much. 

I'm happy, sitting on my front porch, cleaning a shotgun, or perhaps sharpening a samurai sword. 

my wife cooks dinner, and at night we make love. 

We raise our daughter to live up to her name.

For soon she will walk this earth, and do even greater things than I. 

But the point is, we are all basically the same person, projections of the great spirit. 

so there is no need to fight

and there is no need to sleep around. 

for if you are with one person that you truly love,

then you are with everyone! 

in that moment, there is no one but you and her

god help me, I'm a hopeless romantic :heart:



Pisces/Aries

that's Lacy, Elijah, and I to a T.

We sound like kindred spirits. That's a great thing, in my mind. Keep on keepin on.:heart:


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Re: My wife [Re: blissedout]
    #5698413 - 06/01/06 04:17 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I told him that.. he wants to beat around the bush though.. well in this case beat around the log.


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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
    #5698416 - 06/01/06 04:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You said log.:butthead:

Goodnight.

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Re: My wife [Re: blissedout]
    #5698421 - 06/01/06 04:19 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

good morning rather?

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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
    #5698428 - 06/01/06 04:23 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yep. The sun is coming up

:goodmorning:

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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
    #5698430 - 06/01/06 04:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yes. Lke Dan.

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Re: My wife [Re: blissedout]
    #5698432 - 06/01/06 04:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

you pay the room, ill make the sandwiches.


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Re: My wife [Re: eligal]
    #5698435 - 06/01/06 04:26 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'll make the ghb laced drinks..


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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
    #5698436 - 06/01/06 04:27 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:

ghb

I cant believe people put that crap into their bodies

oh,

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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
    #5698438 - 06/01/06 04:27 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:faded:


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Re: My wife [Re: eligal]
    #5698441 - 06/01/06 04:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i think people usually put it into OTHER people's bodies.


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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5698444 - 06/01/06 04:29 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

GHB + eligal = passed out... you know what happens next. :naughty:


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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
    #5698451 - 06/01/06 04:34 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I get to orgasm.


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Re: My wife [Re: Cham]
    #5698452 - 06/01/06 04:35 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:yesnod:

I'd give it to you.


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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
    #5698459 - 06/01/06 04:40 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'D TAKE IT BEFORE YOU COULD GIVE IT


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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
    #5698462 - 06/01/06 04:41 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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:yesnod:

I'd give it to you.





*gasp*

how could you...  :frown:




and i thought we had something special!!!

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Re: My wife [Re: Cham]
    #5698463 - 06/01/06 04:41 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:shocked:

Stealing MY meat is just wrong!


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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
    #5698469 - 06/01/06 04:44 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

it's not stealing if you never move it from where you found it!


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Re: My wife [Re: Cham]
    #5698471 - 06/01/06 04:45 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I invested time and resources drugging it, I should at least be able to decide what to do with it.


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Re: My wife [Re: Cham]
    #5698473 - 06/01/06 04:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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I'D TAKE IT BEFORE YOU COULD GIVE IT





this is called rape. :nono:


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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
    #5698474 - 06/01/06 04:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I've learned that if the hole is still warm you may aswell penetrate, regardless the circumstances. :monopoly:


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Re: My wife [Re: eligal]
    #5698479 - 06/01/06 04:49 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

and hey now....

i brought the sandwiches. dont forget that. whos to say nothing is in them which would leave any of you coherent. :lolz0rz:


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    #5698480 - 06/01/06 04:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

well i'm sad now, going to bed.. nighty night


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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5698481 - 06/01/06 04:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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so whenever you girls are at the club wondering: "Why isn't J hitting on me?"




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Re: My wife [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5698483 - 06/01/06 04:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I lied rape is wrong :frown:


unless they aren't going to remember it, then who cares.

oh no i did it again :frown:


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    #5698484 - 06/01/06 04:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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well i'm sad now, going to bed.. nighty night





yea, imma go with ya :stoned:

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Re: My wife [Re: Cham]
    #5698485 - 06/01/06 04:51 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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i think people usually put it into OTHER people's bodies.




that is so wrong

you know they're gonna pay for that, right?

Fuck 'em!

They're goin to Hell!

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    #5698486 - 06/01/06 04:51 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

DoctorJ is starting to veer into the realm of obscure self-deprecation. I must admit I am miffed somewhat because I thought that was my turf.


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    #5698487 - 06/01/06 04:53 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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I might as well be jacking off.




No. You are jacking off.


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Re: My wife [Re: blissedout]
    #5698498 - 06/01/06 04:58 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Ahhh....  The soul mate dream. That has happened to me many times, or was it the ultimate wet dream fantasy. I get confused.:smirk:



I'm really ambivalent towards those kind of dreams. On the one hand they feel great and I have the feeling of being in love all day. But when I think about it it's just that I'm in love with an imaginary girl and that makes me sad.


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