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My wife
#5698182 - 06/01/06 02:40 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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My wife lives in a universe far beyond the understanding of most people. My Universe 
She is just one woman, but she is also many women. When we are together, both of us can change our form to whatever the other desires. As a matter of fact, she can become a man, and I can become a woman! When we're at home, that is. While traveling in your universe, we generally tend to stick to one sex or the other 
She can also split herself into two women, for my pleasure.
Together, we dream crazy dreams which become the realities of others.
WE have a daughter named Virtue, who is a girl the likes of which this world has never seen! The amazing things she can do impress both her mother and I!
Though I am on a long journey far from home, I know my wife will be there when I return from this dingy shithole you call a planet.
and that is what helps me sleep at night 
so whenever you girls are at the club wondering: "Why isn't J hitting on me?"
know this: you cannot compete with my true lover.
for that which I have imagined
is far greater than what you are or could ever be
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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698189 - 06/01/06 02:44 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Thats a great way of saying you will never get laid.
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DoctorJ


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I can get laid anytime I want
but where's the love?
I see very little love in this world
only deception, greed, and corruption.
No thanks, I'll pass.
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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698196 - 06/01/06 02:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Say what? I couldn't read it all... or even get past the first paragraph. LOL
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Re: My wife [Re: _____]
#5698198 - 06/01/06 02:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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It was a nice read.I just couldnt resist the tasteless retort I posted.
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haha
the funny thing is that my dreams are so much more important to me than this hell hole you call a reality.
everything here is so separted from the spirit
it disgusts me
I won't miss this place when I leave!
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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698209 - 06/01/06 02:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was expecting pics
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Oh, there are pictures 
I keep them where I need them most
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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698215 - 06/01/06 02:52 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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In your shroomery folder? PM me a few I like the milf babes
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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698217 - 06/01/06 02:52 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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My dreams of the perfect woman are always horrid jokes being played over and over in my sleep.They toy with me and when I wake up all I feel is a longing to be asleep again.
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I usually kill someone in my dreams.......or fall off my 11th floor balcony......Ive fallen off my balcony 20 times now and always wake up...covered in sweat. 
Sleeping disturbes me.
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Ahhh.... The soul mate dream. That has happened to me many times, or was it the ultimate wet dream fantasy. I get confused.
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Mama's pissed!! Elijah is being a bad baby and giving mama a hard time. Poor mama.
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Ive only had a few wet dreams......its rare to score in a dream but thats the best kind of dream
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Sometimes I score in a dream.But I never orgasm.I have to wake up and finish the deed.
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Irishdrunk said: I usually kill someone in my dreams.......or fall off my 11th floor balcony......Ive fallen off my balcony 20 times now and always wake up...covered in sweat. 
Sleeping disturbes me.

maybe you pissed off the god of dreams 
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Me neither. The wt dreams that I have had always end up being me hitting htis extremly tight hot brunette and waking up nutting in my boxers, holding my rager.
I need a sexotherapist.
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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698246 - 06/01/06 03:02 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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funny you mentioned the 20 times
once, a girl gave me a $20 bill with the words 'dream on asshole, you're going down.'
tisk tisk
black magic always fucks the caster
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Well they are rare for every guy but its always the best sex of all 
You dont need a specialist trust me its normal.
I've scored with Jenny so many times in my dreams
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Best of all, for sure! i have this body buzz that eminates from my loins for like 30 minutes. Crazy shit!
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your dreams are your therapist. thats what they are there for...to give you what you desire. in the cave man days they must have dreamed about spearing a mammoth.
those that don't believe might say if thats true then why do we have dreams of falling or dieing (bad things happening). its to help you overcome those fears...so that you can function better during awake time to give you knowledge of how to take care of something.
for instince take the mammoth idea again here...what if you were afriad of them but you needed food. during your dreams you encounter one...and get to act out how it would act, and how you as of now would act...if you die you have just learned what not to do.
so those dreaming of sex must be afriad of it somehow...your dreaming of it so that you can learn....so therefor when you wake up analiyze your dreams don't just clean them up.
i rarely dream of sex, but i do remember hating wakin up to a wet dream...every now and then when i have them...during the dream right before orgasm ill be like "oh shit not again" and ill pull out. and its weird because for a few minutes there i can feel the dream And the outside world.
so its very interesting that in a dream one can have willpower...that is if in a dream your acting out your desires that you can stop.
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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698268 - 06/01/06 03:10 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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why would I want to have sex with a machine?
most of the women on this planet are just that.
They are meat puppets.
They have no soul, no respect, no love, no honor, no dignity.
In other words, they have nothing I desire.
I might as well be jacking off.
prove me wrong, girls
I'm allowed to have a girlfriend while I'm here
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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698272 - 06/01/06 03:12 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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hey DJ
"your mouth is kinda purdy"
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/me struggles and tries to hold back from posting obscene against the rules pictures.
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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698280 - 06/01/06 03:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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DoctorJ said: I might as well be jacking off.
isnt that exactly what you're doing
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Quote:
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Quote:
DoctorJ said: I might as well be jacking off.
isnt that exactly what you're doing
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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
#5698282 - 06/01/06 03:19 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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eris said: /me struggles and tries to hold back from posting obscene against the rules pictures.
lol
like this one?
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I had something much more worse in mind.
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
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DoctorJ said: I might as well be jacking off.
isnt that exactly what you're doing
pretty much, yeah!
wow, dude, you've come a long way from a sperm.
I remember you when you were thiiiiiiis big > .
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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698289 - 06/01/06 03:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
DoctorJ said: I remember you when you were thiiiiiiis big > .
wasnt me, I was never that big
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I love J's wife too OHHH SNAP
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Re: My wife [Re: Cham]
#5698321 - 06/01/06 03:39 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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*swap
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want to get a room sexy?
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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
#5698329 - 06/01/06 03:42 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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HELL NO LET'S JUST FUCK ON THE STREET!
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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
#5698331 - 06/01/06 03:42 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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What ^^^ said
what do you expect for $5
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Quote:
makaveli8x8 said: your dreams are your therapist. thats what they are there for...to give you what you desire. in the cave man days they must have dreamed about spearing a mammoth.
those that don't believe might say if thats true then why do we have dreams of falling or dieing (bad things happening). its to help you overcome those fears...so that you can function better during awake time to give you knowledge of how to take care of something.
for instince take the mammoth idea again here...what if you were afriad of them but you needed food. during your dreams you encounter one...and get to act out how it would act, and how you as of now would act...if you die you have just learned what not to do.
so those dreaming of sex must be afriad of it somehow...your dreaming of it so that you can learn....so therefor when you wake up analiyze your dreams don't just clean them up.
i rarely dream of sex, but i do remember hating wakin up to a wet dream...every now and then when i have them...during the dream right before orgasm ill be like "oh shit not again" and ill pull out. and its weird because for a few minutes there i can feel the dream And the outside world.
so its very interesting that in a dream one can have willpower...that is if in a dream your acting out your desires that you can stop.
Didn't see this post, but I have a major in Buisness and a minor in dream therapy/psychology/sociology, so I freel all of what yousaid, but i have debates. I am runk and about to pass out. More discussion/debate to come, at a later time.
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Pris, don't get cheap now.. I'm used to your consistent $15 per fuck and suck.
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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
#5698354 - 06/01/06 03:49 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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you've been ove paying for a while now
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Re: My wife [Re: Cham]
#5698357 - 06/01/06 03:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Cham said: I love J's wife too OHHH SNAP
she comes in a lot of flavors
have you tried them all?
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What price do you suggest, work with me.
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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698362 - 06/01/06 03:53 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm staying out of this one. 
PS I just spilled cabernrt on my shorts.
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I am fuct with a T too.
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Quote:
blissedout said: I'm staying out of this one. 
PS I just spilled cabernrt on my shorts.

alternates
gotta love the robots
holograms
or whatever the fuck they are
I've yet to find a real one.
but I know I have one waiting for me at home
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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698389 - 06/01/06 04:06 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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A robot, a hologram, or a whatever the fuck they are? Too vague. Must elaborate.
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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698393 - 06/01/06 04:08 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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damn that was a good read!!
reminds me (reminds me alot actually) of my day dreaming i do before falling asleep...
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You have a smiley waiting? You know it's after midnight! Don't feed it and for god's sake, don't spill water on it, then feed it.

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I use sex as a bartering tool. I'm that good.
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Re: My wife [Re: Cham]
#5698400 - 06/01/06 04:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mad props, then!
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Re: My wife [Re: eligal]
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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
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Quote:
blissedout said: A robot, a hologram, or a whatever the fuck they are? Too vague. Must elaborate.
we are all alternates of the Great Spirit, the Orginal Soul
Some of us are new and some of us are old.
I'm so old, I don't tend to get out much.
I'm happy, sitting on my front porch, cleaning a shotgun, or perhaps sharpening a samurai sword.
my wife cooks dinner, and at night we make love.
We raise our daughter to live up to her name.
For soon she will walk this earth, and do even greater things than I.
But the point is, we are all basically the same person, projections of the great spirit.
so there is no need to fight
and there is no need to sleep around.
for if you are with one person that you truly love,
then you are with everyone!
in that moment, there is no one but you and her
god help me, I'm a hopeless romantic
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Re: My wife [Re: eligal]
#5698409 - 06/01/06 04:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Get a room!
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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
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Quote:
DoctorJ said:
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blissedout said: A robot, a hologram, or a whatever the fuck they are? Too vague. Must elaborate.
we are all alternates of the Great Spirit, the Orginal Soul
Some of us are new and some of us are old.
I'm so old, I don't tend to get out much.
I'm happy, sitting on my front porch, cleaning a shotgun, or perhaps sharpening a samurai sword.
my wife cooks dinner, and at night we make love.
We raise our daughter to live up to her name.
For soon she will walk this earth, and do even greater things than I.
But the point is, we are all basically the same person, projections of the great spirit.
so there is no need to fight
and there is no need to sleep around.
for if you are with one person that you truly love,
then you are with everyone!
in that moment, there is no one but you and her
god help me, I'm a hopeless romantic
Pisces/Aries
that's Lacy, Elijah, and I to a T.
We sound like kindred spirits. That's a great thing, in my mind. Keep on keepin on.
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I told him that.. he wants to beat around the bush though.. well in this case beat around the log.
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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
#5698416 - 06/01/06 04:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You said log.
Goodnight.
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good morning rather?
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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
#5698428 - 06/01/06 04:23 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yep. The sun is coming up

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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
#5698430 - 06/01/06 04:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yes. Lke Dan.
Peace out.
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you pay the room, ill make the sandwiches.
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Re: My wife [Re: eligal]
#5698435 - 06/01/06 04:26 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'll make the ghb laced drinks..
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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
#5698436 - 06/01/06 04:27 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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ghb
I cant believe people put that crap into their bodies
oh,
you humans and your drugs
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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
#5698438 - 06/01/06 04:27 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: My wife [Re: eligal]
#5698441 - 06/01/06 04:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i think people usually put it into OTHER people's bodies.
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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698444 - 06/01/06 04:29 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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GHB + eligal = passed out... you know what happens next.
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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
#5698451 - 06/01/06 04:34 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I get to orgasm.
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Re: My wife [Re: Cham]
#5698452 - 06/01/06 04:35 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd give it to you.
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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
#5698459 - 06/01/06 04:40 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'D TAKE IT BEFORE YOU COULD GIVE IT
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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
#5698462 - 06/01/06 04:41 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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eris said:

I'd give it to you.
*gasp*
how could you... 
and i thought we had something special!!!
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Re: My wife [Re: Cham]
#5698463 - 06/01/06 04:41 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Stealing MY meat is just wrong!
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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
#5698469 - 06/01/06 04:44 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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it's not stealing if you never move it from where you found it!
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Re: My wife [Re: Cham]
#5698471 - 06/01/06 04:45 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I invested time and resources drugging it, I should at least be able to decide what to do with it.
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Re: My wife [Re: Cham]
#5698473 - 06/01/06 04:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Cham said: I'D TAKE IT BEFORE YOU COULD GIVE IT
this is called rape.
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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
#5698474 - 06/01/06 04:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've learned that if the hole is still warm you may aswell penetrate, regardless the circumstances.
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Re: My wife [Re: eligal]
#5698479 - 06/01/06 04:49 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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and hey now....
i brought the sandwiches. dont forget that. whos to say nothing is in them which would leave any of you coherent.
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Re: My wife [Re: Cham]
#5698480 - 06/01/06 04:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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well i'm sad now, going to bed.. nighty night
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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698481 - 06/01/06 04:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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DoctorJ said: so whenever you girls are at the club wondering: "Why isn't J hitting on me?"
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Cham
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I lied rape is wrong 
unless they aren't going to remember it, then who cares.
oh no i did it again
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Re: My wife [Re: eris]
#5698484 - 06/01/06 04:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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eris said: well i'm sad now, going to bed.. nighty night
yea, imma go with ya 
nighty
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Re: My wife [Re: Cham]
#5698485 - 06/01/06 04:51 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Cham said: i think people usually put it into OTHER people's bodies.
that is so wrong
you know they're gonna pay for that, right?
Fuck 'em!
They're goin to Hell!
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DoctorJ is starting to veer into the realm of obscure self-deprecation. I must admit I am miffed somewhat because I thought that was my turf.
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Re: My wife [Re: DoctorJ]
#5698487 - 06/01/06 04:53 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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DoctorJ said: I might as well be jacking off.
No. You are jacking off.
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blissedout said: Ahhh.... The soul mate dream. That has happened to me many times, or was it the ultimate wet dream fantasy. I get confused.
I'm really ambivalent towards those kind of dreams. On the one hand they feel great and I have the feeling of being in love all day. But when I think about it it's just that I'm in love with an imaginary girl and that makes me sad.
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