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TM
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Ummm... I Don't Think So!!!

#5605618 - 05/08/06 04:29 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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Silversoul
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Re: Ummm... I Don't Think So!!!

[Re: TM]
#5605621 - 05/08/06 04:30 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

I always make sure to keep my crack as dry as possible for easy smoking.

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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: Ummm... I Don't Think So!!!

[Re: TM]
#5605622 - 05/08/06 04:31 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Definitely not. :grin:

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Re: Ummm... I Don't Think So!!!

[Re: TM]
#5605625 - 05/08/06 04:31 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

so, you like your crack wet?

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TM
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Re: Ummm... I Don't Think So!!!

[Re: goobler]
#5605629 - 05/08/06 04:32 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

I like her crack wet.

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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

:tongue2:

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Re: Ummm... I Don't Think So!!!

[Re: goobler]
#5605641 - 05/08/06 04:34 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

fuck crack. its absolutely disgusting and whoever uses it obviously doesnt use there head very well. ugh! i mean c'mon, thats just gross

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Re: Ummm... I Don't Think So!!!

[Re: TM]
#5605644 - 05/08/06 04:35 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

With a number like 866-CRACK-TEAM they must get a lot of HS kids calling looking to cop. :lol:

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Re: Ummm... I Don't Think So!!!

[Re: hoopershroomer]
#5605646 - 05/08/06 04:35 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

ROFL I cannot belive that, that is real

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TM
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Re: Ummm... I Don't Think So!!!

[Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
#5605647 - 05/08/06 04:35 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

McKennaDMT said:

Definitely not.

Everyone should call these guys tomorrow, tell them you saw their billboard on Route 1 in Walpole, Massachusetts and you think:

A) They don't know cracks very well.

B) They made a big mistake chosing their sign maker (or slogan).

C) That no wet crack is a sad crack.

D) A dry crack just needs some lubricant.

Or, ask WTF they've been smoking :wink:

:wink:

Or make up your own.

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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

:tongue2:

TM™

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ivi

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Re: Ummm... I Don't Think So!!!

[Re: TM]
#5605657 - 05/08/06 04:37 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

TM said:

I like her crack wet.

You are so vulgar...

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TM
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Re: Ummm... I Don't Think So!!!

[Re: hoopershroomer]
#5605659 - 05/08/06 04:37 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

hoopershroomer said:

fuck crack.

Exactly! You gonna do it dry? Will it be happy?

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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

:tongue2:

TM™

:cool:

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goobler
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Re: Ummm... I Don't Think So!!!

[Re: ivi]
#5605665 - 05/08/06 04:39 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

ivi said:

TM said:

I like her crack wet.

You are so vulgar...

psst

its only a her if you dont do a reach around :wink:

:wink:

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TM
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Re: Ummm... I Don't Think So!!!

[Re: ivi]
#5605667 - 05/08/06 04:39 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

ivi said:

TM said:

I like her crack wet.

You are so vulgar...

Oh, why, thank you! :wink:

:wink:

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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

:tongue2:

TM™

:cool:

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TM
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Registered: 06/11/02
Posts: 8,282
Loc: Under The Table And Dream...

Re: Ummm... I Don't Think So!!!

[Re: goobler]
#5605674 - 05/08/06 04:40 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

goobler said:

ivi said:

TM said:

I like her crack wet.

You are so vulgar...

psst

its only a her if you dont do a reach around

Takes an experienced guy to come up with that! :lol:

:lol:

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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

:tongue2:

TM™

:cool:

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goobler
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Posts: 48,909

Re: Ummm... I Don't Think So!!!

[Re: TM]
#5605685 - 05/08/06 04:44 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

I read your memoirs

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TM
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Re: Ummm... I Don't Think So!!!

[Re: goobler]
#5605692 - 05/08/06 04:45 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

You must have written them too, then. I never did. :tongue:

:tongue:

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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

:tongue2:

TM™

:cool:

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goobler
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Registered: 02/24/03
Posts: 48,909

Re: Ummm... I Don't Think So!!!

[Re: TM]
#5605699 - 05/08/06 04:47 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

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