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While this story shows some malicious forethought and action, the intention of the overall prank was not meant to go as bad as what ensued.

At a High School frat convention (i know, high school frat, wtf?) our chapter had rented out an entire floor, but somehow got shafted into having 4 people a room, and worse, we got the biggest douchebag in the chapter stuck in our room. The first night of what we then considered heavy drinking, it seemed like a good idea to some of us to stand on the bed and see who could piss into this douchebags suitcase, which he had yet to unpack.
Once we were satisfied that his clothes were soggy with urine, we decided to go make fun of our friend throwing up pure, yellow stomach acid and unsuccesfully tried to make him throw up in this guys suitcase.
While we were cheering on an obvious case of alcohol poisoning, another friend of ours had entered the room and asked us why there was beer all over the wall and in someones suitcase. We told him it was piss, and that it was the douchebags suitcase. Once we all stopped laughing, he goes to the closet where the douchebags nice polo shirts and pants were hanging neatly and commenced to not only wipe his ass on them, but dig deep and scraped his colon along the collars and legs of the nice clothes.
He hangs them back up with brown streaks all over leaving myself wondering if the guy had ever wiped his ass.
We ended up locking the douchebag out that night but somehow he got in the next morning and woke us up complaining about how his clothes smelled like piss and how he was forced to wearing his nice clothes out.
We wake up and wade through empty beer cans out to some cheesy "mixer" they had going on and we see douchebag throwing his hardest game down on some 16 year old. After observing this for a few minutes, someone finally points out, loudly, that he has shit streaks on his pants and collar. Everyone starts laughing at this guy, even the girl he was hitting on.
He runs back to the hotel room and after a short assessment of his clothes, he finds that they are all either soaked in urine, or smeared with shit. He then starts to cry, not pissed cry, but more like nervous breakdown cry.... so we all threw in for some dry cleaning and laundry bills to make up for it, but the guy had nothing to wear to the formal and was asked to leave.

The second that this guy gets his clothes back and everything starts to get normal for him, the cops bust in and detain the entire convention for underage drinking, arresting some people. It made national news and was the catalyst for 20/20 doing an expose on high school frats.

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HELLA_TIGHT said:

Why would you do that to someone?

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