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Do you think this story is fake?
    #5542781 - 04/21/06 11:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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While this story shows some malicious forethought and action, the intention of the overall prank was not meant to go as bad as what ensued.

At a High School frat convention (i know, high school frat, wtf?) our chapter had rented out an entire floor, but somehow got shafted into having 4 people a room, and worse, we got the biggest douchebag in the chapter stuck in our room. The first night of what we then considered heavy drinking, it seemed like a good idea to some of us to stand on the bed and see who could piss into this douchebags suitcase, which he had yet to unpack.
Once we were satisfied that his clothes were soggy with urine, we decided to go make fun of our friend throwing up pure, yellow stomach acid and unsuccesfully tried to make him throw up in this guys suitcase.
While we were cheering on an obvious case of alcohol poisoning, another friend of ours had entered the room and asked us why there was beer all over the wall and in someones suitcase. We told him it was piss, and that it was the douchebags suitcase. Once we all stopped laughing, he goes to the closet where the douchebags nice polo shirts and pants were hanging neatly and commenced to not only wipe his ass on them, but dig deep and scraped his colon along the collars and legs of the nice clothes.
He hangs them back up with brown streaks all over leaving myself wondering if the guy had ever wiped his ass.
We ended up locking the douchebag out that night but somehow he got in the next morning and woke us up complaining about how his clothes smelled like piss and how he was forced to wearing his nice clothes out.
We wake up and wade through empty beer cans out to some cheesy "mixer" they had going on and we see douchebag throwing his hardest game down on some 16 year old. After observing this for a few minutes, someone finally points out, loudly, that he has shit streaks on his pants and collar. Everyone starts laughing at this guy, even the girl he was hitting on.
He runs back to the hotel room and after a short assessment of his clothes, he finds that they are all either soaked in urine, or smeared with shit. He then starts to cry, not pissed cry, but more like nervous breakdown cry.... so we all threw in for some dry cleaning and laundry bills to make up for it, but the guy had nothing to wear to the formal and was asked to leave.

The second that this guy gets his clothes back and everything starts to get normal for him, the cops bust in and detain the entire convention for underage drinking, arresting some people. It made national news and was the catalyst for 20/20 doing an expose on high school frats.




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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5542787 - 04/22/06 12:02 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yes I believe so


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5542793 - 04/22/06 12:03 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

wtf...?


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: KingSpade]
    #5542797 - 04/22/06 12:05 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I will go on about the reasons I posted this once a few more people chime in regarding its authenticity.


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5542821 - 04/22/06 12:13 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I need one more person to chime in before I reveal the answer.


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5542829 - 04/22/06 12:15 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

no


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SourceLimit]
    #5542835 - 04/22/06 12:17 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

yes, no, maybe so


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SourceLimit]
    #5542850 - 04/22/06 12:21 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Ok, well the asshole who wrote that story is me. It is true, yet every time I tell it, no one believes me, or atleast has the air of disbelief about them.

I dont find it that shocking, or impropable, but for some reason everyone else does.

I was looking for a news story to corroborate my story, but all I found was this : http://www.dps.state.la.us/TIGER/pal2.pdf

I tried to dig into the 20/20 archives as well as the 60 minutes archives, but had to pay for them, so I said fuck it. But atleast it is some sort of validation that the encompassing event happened, but it doesnt prove that I pissed in someones suitcase.... that will be tough.


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5542857 - 04/22/06 12:23 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I dunno, I can't see why it wouldn't be fake, it doesn't seem utterly unrealistic, however, at the same time, it could totally be fake. I didn't hear anything similar to it on the news however.


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: danamine]
    #5542858 - 04/22/06 12:24 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

oh, well this was in 1998 i believe.


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5542863 - 04/22/06 12:26 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

1999 actually


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5542876 - 04/22/06 12:30 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Good thing that guy didn't have a thing for guns.


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5542889 - 04/22/06 12:34 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

dude that is fucked up man

what the fuck is wrong with you guys?

Yea, lets piss and shit all over this guys clothes and drive him to a break down, and call him a douche even though we are doing something completely terrible

:wtf:


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5542893 - 04/22/06 12:37 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Why would you do that to someone?


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5542895 - 04/22/06 12:38 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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HELLA_TIGHT said:
Why would you do that to someone?





Good question.


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SourceLimit]
    #5542907 - 04/22/06 12:42 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

funny follow up story on this guy labelled "douchebag".

So, we graduate high school, everyone goes their seperate ways, yada yada..... then comes the two year reunion. Not a literal one, but basically, you know what I am talking about.... The Christmas Party back home where you have to ask people what their major is.

Well, Douchebag comes back super swoll, buff as shit and has a fairly attractive girlfriend. Seems like he has done well for himself, but then he starts talking about how he is such a pimp, as well as slinging LB's and has the southern Louisiana drug game on lockdown.

He made sure to make me aware to his new status and any time I was near him he would talk extremely loud about the girl he was fucking. I appeased him and shot the shit with him and listened to his incessant bragging, then got into the hottub with some girls.
I get out to find the party had evolved to super drunken, sloppy party and Douchebag is passed out in a chair. Turns out he ate 3 xanibars. Then out of nowhere, one of my friends teabags this guy..... he doesnt even move. So then, of course, the black markers come out, more ass and ball rubbing ensue, and this girl kept on pouring orange juice all over him.... keep in mind that I am just watching, not participating.... I feel I have tortured this kid too much in his life and have felt bad to some degree about the whole thing.

The next morning he doesnt even know his face is written all over, and drives home just thinking he spilled orange juice all over himself.

2 weeks later, he gets busted with 15 LB's of shwag.


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #5542911 - 04/22/06 12:44 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

It goes to show not to show up at a HS party where the others attending think you're a douchebag and have no respect for you. That's what happens at HS parties.

The worst that's ever happened to me during my HS years was I forgot my blanket and pillow at a buddies. This kid Max fucked this fat bitch on my blanket and left the condom laying there. I came over the next night and seen it, questioned everybody there, and confronted him about it. He ended up smoking a few bowls with me and giving me a 6 pack of Rolling Rock. All was well after that and by the end of the night I was so fucking piss drunk I passed out under my blanket without a care anyway. :rotfl:


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5542912 - 04/22/06 12:45 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

You guys should have poured whiskey down his throat while he was passed out.


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5542920 - 04/22/06 12:48 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I hope I can assume you've done some growing up since your awesome frat days of 1999?


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: Redstorm]
    #5542924 - 04/22/06 12:49 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

y0 dawg frats are mad ridiculous tight y0

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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5542925 - 04/22/06 12:50 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Why would you do that to someone?




look, this was 7 years ago. it wasnt like I did it last week. I have changed as a person. I realize that it was an asshole thing to do... I even apologized to him and paid for part of his cleaning bill.

I probably wouldnt think the story was so funny if the guy didnt end up being a perpetual douchebag even in his later years.


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5542926 - 04/22/06 12:50 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Don't forget Bob Marley, he's a sav!


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5542930 - 04/22/06 12:51 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, fuck him.

I just think putting fecal matter anywhere but the toilet is pretty fucking gross.


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5542936 - 04/22/06 12:53 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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y0 dawg frats are mad ridiculous tight y0

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i will be the first one to tell you that Frats suck. Come on, it was a high school frat, we didnt have a house, or fuck mad ho's. It was a drinking club, nothing more. All of our meetings consisted of where the next party would be, and how many kegs we were getting.

You can all back your shit up also, because I doubt there is one person here who never picked or fucked with anyone while in high school or below.


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    #5542938 - 04/22/06 12:53 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)
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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5542940 - 04/22/06 12:54 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Roofies and beer get me mad bitches.


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5542941 - 04/22/06 12:55 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Roofies and beer get me mad bitches.




For real son. :lol:


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5542942 - 04/22/06 12:55 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I think the only thing gayer than frats was probably that song.


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5542957 - 04/22/06 01:02 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I can say I never pissed on anyone's clothes. I would probably laugh about it now if I did, though.


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5542960 - 04/22/06 01:03 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Wait, so you're trying really hard to prove that you're a complete asshole who deserves to be beat to shit?

I'm convinced.


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: unbeliever]
    #5542978 - 04/22/06 01:07 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

yes, it is true that I am a complete asshole, and I probably do deserve to get the shit beaten out of me.

but that makes you cool and original how?


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5542983 - 04/22/06 01:07 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Because he doesn't give a care.


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: unbeliever]
    #5542991 - 04/22/06 01:10 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Well, atleast I can acknowledge the time when I was immature, unlike people who think they are big shit because they can make threats as they hide behind their computer.


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5543005 - 04/22/06 01:17 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I've never done anything quite that bad to anyone. At most, I played pranks on my friends (and had a few played on me), but it was all in fun.


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #5543011 - 04/22/06 01:20 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Once I killed this guys parents and fed them to him.


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Re: Do you think this story is fake? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #5543015 - 04/22/06 01:22 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

well, if it makes you all feel any better, me and the douchebag did look back on it and laugh once.

It is the law of alpha male. This doesnt always mean who can kick the most ass. Im not a huge guy, Im 6'1" and 220 lbs, but you make an example when you get fucked with, set a precedent for people fucking with you and the level of retaliation you are willing to give.

The original story wasnt a prank, it was an obvious "fucking with", and while it was petty and picking on an easy target, even the most meek person would have had some form of retaliation.

Im sure it seems unfair, but I have always had the christopher Walken type alpha male thing going for me.


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