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Re: omfg [Re: KingOftheThing]
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KingOftheThing said:
RandalFlagg said:
Paradigm said:
one day i may be able to kiss a girl






:lol:


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A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose.

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Re: omfg [Re: KingOftheThing]
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KingOftheThing said:
i let her blow me in a bar parking lot. then i refused to talk to her and she is psycho calling me/txting me/imming me. then she came up to my work and offered me a 3some.


Do you want to trade lives? I've always wanted to be 8 feet tall.

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Re: omfg [Re: RandalFlagg]
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lol its not a party being this tall believe me. there are a whole bunch of chicks who probably wouldnt even consider dating u cuz of the height thing

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Re: omfg [Re: KingOftheThing]
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well despite the poll ive decided to not say anything to the girl in question. just because it wouldnt be worth making things uncomfortable if she aint interested. i'll just keep things how they are now. which, ok it may be the pussy move, but its the smart one. plus ive decided its a ridiculous crush anyway, and that im just going to get over it. there will be other chicks coming along soon enough anyway, spring always brings out the womens  :smirk: :gd_icon:

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Re: omfg [Re: KingOftheThing]
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Not a bad idea. Sit back and watch what she does. If nothing happens...there are many more women out there. If something happens...go for it.

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Re: omfg [Re: RandalFlagg]
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yeah...that's the plan

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Re: omfg [Re: Krishna]
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Krishna said:
is it the heavy-set girl from your work that you said you flirted with just for fun?


heck no :mad:

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Re: omfg [Re: KingOftheThing]
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you know, you just might miss out on a good thing

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Re: omfg [Re: KingOftheThing]
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What if she's just sitting there waiting for you to make a move. Moreso, what if five years from now you look back at this moment and realize that if only you'd done something, your life might be completely different? Think of it this way, how much worse would your life be if you asked her and she said no. How much better could your life be if you asked and she said yes? Honestly man, rethink your decision, we're presented these opportunities in life and if we don't take them, it's really a shame.

-Dan

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Re: omfg [Re: KingOftheThing]
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You need to get your confidence up...

and just tell the gal how you feel.


Say something witty like...

You know what...you would look good going out to dinner with me.

^^^ that line has never let me down...ever.


You really have nothing to lose...

its all part of the dating ritual game!~


Even if she says no...at least you took a chance.

and you won't have regrets later.


good luck to you!~


tc


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Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!

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PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.


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Re: omfg [Re: Roadkill]
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Roadkill said:
You know what...you would look good going out to dinner with me.




man my lines never work ...i guess chicks dont respond to : "Nice shoes wanna fuck?" and "Is that a mirror in your pocket? becuase i can see myself in ur pants" :weirdeyes:

id have to kick my own ass if i actually used pickup lines :smirk:

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Re: omfg [Re: KingOftheThing]
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say something be4 you lose your chance/balls. you'll regret it if you dont. i know i do...


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Re: omfg [Re: danamine]
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danamine said:
What if she's just sitting there waiting for you to make a move.  Moreso, what if five years from now you look back at this moment and realize that if only you'd done something, your life might be completely different?  Think of it this way, how much worse would your life be if you asked her and she said no.  How much better could your life be if you asked and she said yes?  Honestly man, rethink your decision, we're presented these opportunities in life and if we don't take them, it's really a shame.

-Dan


Dan-a-mite!

exactly what I said last night.

Kott: maybe try nice shoes :wink: and then just walk away....always works for me.


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Re: omfg [Re: Gillette]
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Gillette said:
danamine said:
What if she's just sitting there waiting for you to make a move. 




well then i hope she has bigger balls than i do  :grin:

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Re: omfg [Re: KingOftheThing]
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I married the chick i didnt expect to fall in love with. It was the best, cause we ended up being good friends first.


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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: omfg [Re: Kada]
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i dated a chick for 3yrs who i was really good friends with first...she ended up being a fucking lunatic :crazy:

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Re: omfg [Re: Kada]
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ask her to shlob ur knob and force her head down on ur waist, if she resists. it is futile to proceed further.

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Re: omfg [Re: KingOftheThing]
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I have decided to change my advice. But, it is dependent upon more information.

Has this girl thrown any signals at you? Elaborate some more. Maybe it would be advantageous to make a move if the circumstances are right.

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Re: omfg [Re: RandalFlagg]
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nahh she really hasnt sent me any signals unless im blind to signals... i think like i said, im just gonna forget about it. see posting about it has made me think about it...and really it was a stupid idea to begin with. see like a week ago my brain was all "this chick has an amazing personality and is attractive, wakeup and be attracted to her!!!!" however after weighing that with the numerous reasons to just leave things how they are...ive decided to leave things how they are.

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Re: omfg [Re: KingOftheThing]
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If she hasn't sent any signals to you, was it because she might be shy herself?  Does she seem all nervous and stuff around you?  What is the extent of your contact with her?  Do you guys talk much?

I don't know why I'm trying to give advice....I am horrible with women.  :smirk:

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