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InvisibleMOTH
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Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked
    #5377771 - 03/08/06 02:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Okay well, I don't always lock the door behind me when I go to work. Today I left in a rush and didn't lock it.

Well, my husband wakes up two hours later to someone calling, "hello? hello?" downstairs. He stumbles down the stairs, scared as shit that someone has broken in, completely naked. He sees our neighbor at the foot of the stairs, staring up at him in astonishment. "The door was wide open," the neighbor said. "I brought your dog back."

This is the second time this has happened. Kevin wasn't very happy with me. My neighbors probably think we're total weirdo's who never lock the door or wear clothing.


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Re: Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked [Re: MOTH]
    #5377774 - 03/08/06 02:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

THREESOME!


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InvisibleSilversoul
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Re: Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked [Re: MOTH]
    #5377783 - 03/08/06 02:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Fuck that. Locked or not, they should've at least knocked.


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Re: Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked [Re: MOTH]
    #5377787 - 03/08/06 02:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Does the neighbor know you all are into the swinging lifestyle?


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InvisibleTYL3R
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Re: Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked [Re: Left Nut City]
    #5377808 - 03/08/06 02:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i doubt it, bub.

they prob dont know about the swinging or psychedelics.


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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked [Re: Left Nut City]
    #5377811 - 03/08/06 02:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

No, we're not into that lifestyle right now. I'm just relieved that there wasn't anything "sensitive" laying around. Beside Kevin's tender loving bits, that is.


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Re: Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked [Re: MOTH]
    #5377812 - 03/08/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
"The door was wide open," the neighbor said. "I brought your dog back."




So if you don't lock your door, it swings open?


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Re: Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked [Re: irascible_raunch]
    #5377820 - 03/08/06 02:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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irascible_raunch said:
So if you don't lock your door, it swings open?




Was Kevin's penis swinging as much as the door?


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Re: Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked [Re: MOTH]
    #5377821 - 03/08/06 02:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Haha.

That's funny.


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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked [Re: irascible_raunch]
    #5377825 - 03/08/06 02:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

No, that's the weird thing. Plus there is no way wind could have blown it open.

Incentive to start locking that door everyday.

Oh, and then I come home and see a sign attached to my knob that said ARREST WARRENT. But it belonged to someone on another street so I wonder how it got to our place. Things seem bizarre lately.


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Re: Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked [Re: MOTH]
    #5377834 - 03/08/06 02:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That's... hilarious. I'm jealous, really.


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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5377835 - 03/08/06 02:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Quote:

irascible_raunch said:
So if you don't lock your door, it swings open?




Was Kevin's penis swinging as much as the door?




I don't know, I wasn't there, but if I had to guess...I'd say probably.


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Re: Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked [Re: MOTH]
    #5377876 - 03/08/06 03:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hahahah

At least you have good neighboors.. I always take my neighboors dog back home, too. Then she bakes me cookies, mmm... She wants to bake my main cookies, though... cook up a double whipped batch of cookie sauce and cream :wink:... It's a shame I never saw that beutiful woman come down without her clothes on when I stop by to say hello.


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Re: Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked [Re: MOTH]
    #5378083 - 03/08/06 04:22 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

next time knock him unconsious and then put him in a giant jar in your basement. just like you'd do with mr belvedere.


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Re: Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #5378086 - 03/08/06 04:23 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That name sounds like an ass.


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Re: Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked [Re: MOTH]
    #5378093 - 03/08/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

mr belvedere? you don't know who mr belvedere is!? DIE!!!


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Re: Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #5378126 - 03/08/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Sorry, I'm a little behind on my "culture lessons."


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Re: Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked [Re: MOTH]
    #5378153 - 03/08/06 04:38 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

mr belvedere is the next chuck norris.


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Re: Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #5378176 - 03/08/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

shut up. right now.


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Re: Neighbor walked in, saw my hubby naked [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #5378641 - 03/08/06 06:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Jeremy Boob said:
shut up. right now.




lol


HI Ellemy!!


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