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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: z_x_x_z]
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drgonz said:
Morrowind said:
???

im confused. did you not point out to her that she is stupider than a brick?


She's the president's secretary. I'm willing to bet money that they hand me a cup to piss in soon


she's probably too busy sucking dick to relay the message


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: mantis]
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hmm, a bong as a necklace, that'd make my neck pretty sore.


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: browndustin]
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browndustin said:
Step three: REMORSE! You shouldn't have dosed her, jeeze! Now you're fired, hippy.
That's what you get for taking bong rips from your necklace at work. For shame. :noway:



thanks... you just made me sprain my pancreas


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: Skunk420]
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skunk78395 said:
I really want to move to canada...


what about that makes you want to move to canada?


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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Our bitches aint dumb

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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: Legoulash]
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do they all know the difference between bongs and glass beads??


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: Legoulash]
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Rah said:
Our bitches aint dumb


OMG CANADA IS A HAVEN FOR TEH POT SOMKING! America is so fasist!

Jesus Christ, I'm a little sick of this Canadian elitism... I'm also sick of hearing Americans say "I want to move to Canada" then fucking DO it.


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: z_x_x_z]
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That could be considered harrassment.





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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: mantis]
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mantis said:
Rah said:
Our bitches aint dumb


OMG CANADA IS A HAVEN FOR TEH POT SOMKING! America is so fasist!

Jesus Christ, I'm a little sick of this Canadian elitism... I'm also sick of hearing Americans say "I want to move to Canada" then fucking DO it.


It's not as easy as you think to just pick up and move to another country. I'd love to move, but beside all the complicated shit you have to go through to do it, I would miss my friends and family terribly.







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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: mantis]
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I would've said something like "...And you use actually use your mouth for talking?" and then while hysterically laughing hop skipped and jumped back to my cubicle while playing purple haze on my kazoo.

Or something like

"I can smell the men on you from here"
"So that's what your boss smells like? I didn't realize he had so much chocolate in his diet"
"Judging by the stretch marks around your lips, you've had a busy afternoon"
"So do I insert the money in the front or the back?"
"Cheaper than hair gel and everyone knows who has you marked"

and the classic

"Fuck you bitch"

But in all seriousness how awesome would Office Space had been if everyone was high?


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Hi  :scrambled:

My god... it's full of stars...

Edited by PhatWhitey420 (07/10/05 02:19 PM)

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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: StrandedVoyager]
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Incredibly, unbelievably, awesome. Maybe the second half of the movie would actually compare to the first half then...


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: z_x_x_z]
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Oh my god! Are you still wearing that bong I made you? :smile: Seriously though, 15 months! That's awesome.
Oh, and I usually just laugh at the stupid folk people who harass me with ignorance and propaganda. They don't even deserve a comeback, cuz they would just misinterpret it.
:peace:


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: z_x_x_z]
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drgonz said:
This stupid straight-edge bitch at my work today saw my hemp necklace with the glass shroom bead, and she was like "oh my god is that ur bong, do u do bong hits back at ur desk?"  I mean, I work in a corporate office and I even cut my fuckin hair for this job, isn't this hippie discrimination?


with any luck, her life will be ruined forever, always knowing that behind some cubicle in her office, men wearing glass beads are getting incredible kicks from things she will never know... 
:lol:

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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: DoctorJ]
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DoctorJ said:
with any luck, her life will be ruined forever, always knowing that behind some cubicle in her office, men wearing glass beads are getting incredible kicks from things she will never know... 
:lol:



Oh my sweet baby jesus...

Post of the night easily  :thumbup: :grin:


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Hi  :scrambled:

My god... it's full of stars...

Edited by PhatWhitey420 (07/11/05 02:38 AM)

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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: StrandedVoyager]
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Knock on her forehead like you would on a door and ask if there's anybody home...

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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: Kamek]
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if you call yourself a hippie you're just asking to be discriminated
you dirty ass drug addicted bum!


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: buckwheat]
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mindcandy said:
I get this shit all the time even now that i cut my dreads. i just have a perma stoned face. my dad looks stonerish too and he would never do drugs



most straight people at work think i sniff glue in my spare time
disrespectful fuckwits what can i saw .. sorry say :smile:


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: cadam]
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cadam said:
i would of chased her with this




bump for cadam


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: ToolTroll]
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ToolTroll said:
Oh my god! Are you still wearing that bong I made you? :smile:
:peace:


Damnit, I need help with just that! How do I make a mushroom beed for a necklace?


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there should be a 3 month waiting period between registration and posting. :wink:

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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: whatever123]
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I still wanna see your necklace. :smile:


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