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Invisibledr_gonz
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"Oh my god is that your bong!?"
    #4333757 - 06/24/05 09:51 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

This stupid straight-edge bitch at my work today saw my hemp necklace with the glass shroom bead, and she was like "oh my god is that ur bong, do u do bong hits back at ur desk?" I mean, I work in a corporate office and I even cut my fuckin hair for this job, isn't this hippie discrimination?


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4333760 - 06/24/05 09:52 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

can we see a pic of it,

u shuld of said to her

"u wearing lipstick coz u suck cock"


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Invisibledr_gonz
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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: cadam]
    #4333763 - 06/24/05 09:54 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I have has this necklace on for about 15 straight months now, and I'm not gonna take it off because some whore disapproves of hippies. I have 2 college degrees, and that whore is just a asslicking secretary. I actually got the bead from a member of the shroomery, many moons ago..


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4333768 - 06/24/05 09:55 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

?

why not just say something like "what the fuck is wrong with you! It's a necklace, not a fucking bong"


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Invisibledr_gonz
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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: vampirism]
    #4333772 - 06/24/05 09:56 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

straight people are ruined by the propaganda machine. thank u, US government!!


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4333776 - 06/24/05 09:57 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

keep it man, i could never get work if i wanted to be m self

i used ot have piercings in my face, 3 in my eyebrow and 1 in my lip, i kept havin to take them out for work each day, n where my skins sensitive it kept going sore n puffin up where they kept going in n out.

so i had to ditch them! very few jobs out there where you can dress and look ur self! this whole world is becomeing stupid.

as long as u can do ur job, who cares wot ya look like!


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4333777 - 06/24/05 09:57 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

???

im confused. did you not point out to her that she is stupider than a brick?


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: vampirism]
    #4333782 - 06/24/05 10:01 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

i would of chased her with this



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Invisibledr_gonz
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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: vampirism]
    #4333783 - 06/24/05 10:01 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Morrowind said:
???

im confused. did you not point out to her that she is stupider than a brick?




She's the president's secretary. I'm willing to bet money that they hand me a cup to piss in soon


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4333788 - 06/24/05 10:03 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I would have said the same thing...I would have said "no, it is just a necklace...are you that stupid or what??" and I would have laughed at her...:lol:..literally...


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4333789 - 06/24/05 10:05 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

are you gonna pass the test?


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Invisibledr_gonz
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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: vampirism]
    #4333792 - 06/24/05 10:06 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

no, i am a fuckin dirty hippie. and i smoke plants. tsk tsk


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4333824 - 06/24/05 10:21 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

go to HR and tell them her comments are making you uncomfortable with your work environment.


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: phalloidin]
    #4333834 - 06/24/05 10:26 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

or...........


go into the server room, and say, give me more fukin money otherwise i am guna pour my coffee over this server


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4333842 - 06/24/05 10:30 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

If she's such an airhead as to confuse a necklace and a bong, I'm sure the guys in the front office no doubt take anything she says with a big grain of salt....


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4334020 - 06/24/05 11:09 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Dumb people are funny...


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: TYL3R]
    #4334124 - 06/24/05 11:43 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Step one: Acquire acid.

Step two: Dose her.

Step three: REMORSE! You shouldn't have dosed her, jeeze! Now you're fired, hippy.

That's what you get for taking bong rips from your necklace at work. For shame. :noway:


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4334136 - 06/24/05 11:47 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

:rotfl: That gave me a good laugh man. "Is that your bong?!??!?!?!?!" hahaha.. What a dumb bitch.


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4334158 - 06/24/05 11:54 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I get this shit all the time even now that i cut my dreads. i just have a perma stoned face. my dad looks stonerish too and he would never do drugs


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Re: "Oh my god is that your bong!?" [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4334226 - 06/25/05 12:14 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

..she most likely thought bong was the same as a pipe..."is that your pipe?" but still?? if it is in the shape of a mushroom....I really want to move to canada...


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