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Offlinemediman0078
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Golfers.... if you exist here....
    #5348974 - 02/28/06 11:33 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Ever gone golfing while tripping?? I'm thinking of doing just that this afternoon... got some herb and a stockpile of shroomies, now I just wonder if going would just be a waste of time whist tripping... I'll probably hit someone with a golf ball. :lol:

Stoned golfing = fun
Trip golfing = ???


maybe I should just go to the waterfalls again... :shrug:


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Re: Golfers.... if you exist here.... [Re: mediman0078]
    #5349001 - 02/28/06 11:40 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

waterfalls, believe me you wouldnt figure out golfing for one
and second probably really shoot someone possibly.
peace ohm :mushroom2:


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Re: Golfers.... if you exist here.... [Re: ohmatic]
    #5349077 - 02/28/06 12:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

If you think you will be able to hit a golf ball while shits going crazy, I'd say go for it...I wouldn't eat an eighth or anything, I think it could be done.


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Re: Golfers.... if you exist here.... [Re: Kaleidoscope]
    #5349110 - 02/28/06 12:09 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I was thinking about 1.5g... nothing heavy. I could do it, I'm just starting to think my attention would drift horribly. :lol:

I'm going to go to the zoo instead... they have this cool jungle type aviary I'm going to lurk around suspiciously in. :paranoid:


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Re: Golfers.... if you exist here.... [Re: mediman0078]
    #5349129 - 02/28/06 12:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i wouldnt be able to golf while tripping, i can barely keep my focus and routine straight while just stoned.  I think it would be cool to just cruise around the golf course checking out the views (all my muni courses have great scenerey regardless of the course condition).

Its 72 degrees and im stuck inside working on microecon, i should be golfing right now but i cant.  Ah well, there's always my 6 am round tommorow morning :smile:


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Re: Golfers.... if you exist here.... [Re: coda]
    #5349144 - 02/28/06 12:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yea, I've been putting off tripping until we had a nice day....well it's 80 right now with no wind, so I thought GOLF.... but I think I'll wait on that experiment.

Our muni has the wild kingdom thing going on... there's TONS of wildlife running around it as it's on the edge of town. Good scenery and the 18th has a  tall cliff dropping down in front of the tee that allows for 200+ yard drives even on crappy hits... it's about 530 yards to the pin. Sounds far until you see how far you launch from the tee. I love that hole. :heart:


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Edited by mediman0078 (02/28/06 12:21 PM)


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Re: Golfers.... if you exist here.... [Re: mediman0078]
    #5349242 - 02/28/06 12:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Downhill tee shots are always fun to play. I almost had my first hole in one at a 150 yard par 3. 200 foot drop to an island green, just looking at the hole is fun, playing it is another story. Watching a hole in one lip out can be frustrating, but damn did that shot feel good.

Oh, about the wildlife, i know all about it. You always hear something crashing around in the bushes, lots of hawks flying around (one was actually chilling on a tee box one round, never knew how tall those birds were), and on sat driving up the 17th fairway an armadillo ran in front of my golf cart. My buddy has seen coyotes and ive see herds of deer run across fairways.

Damn, all this golf talk sure makes me wish i was playing right now.


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i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

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Re: Golfers.... if you exist here.... [Re: mediman0078]
    #5349248 - 02/28/06 12:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

ive tripped AT a golf course... but never plyed golf tripping..    all the manicured grass was cool looking while your trippin :smile: .. i dont think i could hit a golf ball very good while hallucinating though, cause i cant do it very good sober :grin:


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Re: Golfers.... if you exist here.... [Re: Infrared]
    #5349338 - 02/28/06 01:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I've actually watched a ground squirell steal my golf ball and take it down it's burrow hole on the 4th hole here. I was a bit stumped as to how to play that one out. :lol:

I buddy of mine bounced a drive right off the ass end of a mule deer that was grazing near the green once too. He was joking around saying that he was getting an extra stroke taken off his card if he hit it.... I gave him -2 just for the laughs. :lol:


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Re: Golfers.... if you exist here.... [Re: mediman0078]
    #5349455 - 02/28/06 01:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

No way I would EVER find my ball if I was trippin.


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Re: Golfers.... if you exist here.... [Re: Jadian]
    #5349467 - 02/28/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I use the bright orange ones... they're hard to miss.


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Re: Golfers.... if you exist here.... [Re: mediman0078]
    #5349476 - 02/28/06 01:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Ahh, well I suppose in that case you'd be alright. I can just imagine going into the woods looking for a ball and ending up coming out on a different hole, thinking a ball is mine, hitting it, then getting yelled at by the guy walking down the fairway towards HIS ball.


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Re: Golfers.... if you exist here.... [Re: Jadian]
    #5349492 - 02/28/06 01:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:lol: I'd totally do something like that too....


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Re: Golfers.... if you exist here.... [Re: Jadian]
    #5349576 - 02/28/06 02:07 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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Ahh, well I suppose in that case you'd be alright.  I can just imagine going into the woods looking for a ball and ending up coming out on a different hole, thinking a ball is mine, hitting it, then getting yelled at by the guy walking down the fairway towards HIS ball.




Ive done that sober.  11th hole hit a 3 wood to avoid the hazard splitting the fairway.  The 16th hole runs parralell to the 11th and my friends tee shot landed on the 11th fairway.  I went and hit his shot because the other ball seemed to be to far for it to be my 3 wood, turns out i was wrong and hit his shot instead of mine.  Heh, i picked his ball up and returned it to him when i finished the round (he runs the pro shop) just for laughs.

BTW mediman, when the squirrell stole your ball you get a free drop since your ball went into a burrowing animals hole.  We have a shit ton of crawdads at one course and they leave these huge mounds in the middle of the fairways, so i know this rule pretty well :wink:


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i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.


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Re: Golfers.... if you exist here.... [Re: mediman0078]
    #5349624 - 02/28/06 02:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

There's no way you'll ever find your ball again if you even manage to hit it! :lol:  But the scenery will be nice  :thumbup:


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