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InvisibleAliceDee
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Hit an Old man with a golf ball
    #5695826 - 05/31/06 05:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

omg... what a day... hit an old man today with a golf ball...

so i go to the tee box and wait for whoever is in my group to come introduce themselves... i see two old guys comming up and they just zoomed by not even waving to me.... they went up to the yellow tees (between the red and whites) and im playing from the browns (between the whites and the tips) so i initially thought they better watch out because they were a good distance above me and could easily get hit...

so i set up and take some practice swings to make sure they knew i was gonna hit... they go hide behind the tree so im ok whatever...  so i hit it and i had the worste shot ive ever seen fly right into their direction and one of the old men got hit...  i run over there appologizing profusely and the guy is looking at me like he wants to fight me...  then the marshall comes over and i tell them one of the guys got hit and shrugged my shoulders cuz i couldnt have prevented that situation...

then the guys tells em "Ya hes hurt but you should tell him HOW he got hurt", and i calmy said "i told him i hit him, how else would he have gotten hurt" and they started calling me an asshole and that i shouldnt be playing golf if i shoot like that...

thats when i really got pissed... i started swearing at them and calling them old geezers lol... 

the guy ends up getting the ambleance there and a fire truck showed up...  all the guys came out and were like "what happend"... when i told the story they all started laughing and were like "we came out for this!!??!!"

i truly felt bad for the guy at first but now i kinda feel he got what he deserved... they werent even polite enough to introduce themselves...  FUCK YOU OLD MAN!  :mad2:


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Re: Hit an Old man with a golf ball [Re: AliceDee]
    #5695882 - 05/31/06 05:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

It's so easy to get pissed on the golf course... One thing that get's my goat is when people say things like "you shouldn't be playing golf if you can't shoot." How are you supposed to learn if you can't fucking play?

On a side note, while at the driving range, I sliced the ball pretty bad, and it hit some lady in the shoe. I even yelled "fore" but she didn't pay any attention. They next time I returned, there was a huge net between the driving range and the course.


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Re: Hit an Old man with a golf ball [Re: AliceDee]
    #5695885 - 05/31/06 05:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

They shouldn't be playing golf if they don't know where to walk. Fuck them in their stupid asses.


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Re: Hit an Old man with a golf ball [Re: AliceDee]
    #5695922 - 05/31/06 06:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You should have shouted at them to "get off my damn lawn!!" Geezers.


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Re: Hit an Old man with a golf ball [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5696407 - 05/31/06 08:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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PinballWizard said:
"you shouldn't be playing golf if you can't shoot." How are you supposed to learn if you can't fucking play?




true that, i would never say something like that to even the worst golfer.. im just out there to have fun i really dont even keep score... the thing is ive been golfing for 16 years (since i was 4 years old) and im really not that bad, i can drive 300 yrds on a good drive...

the thing that pisses me off the most is they KNEW THE BALL WAS COMMING.... and when you dodge a ball dont GO IN THE DIRECTION OF THE BALL... your like a fucking deer crossing the road running right in front of cars...


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Re: Hit an Old man with a golf ball [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5696415 - 05/31/06 08:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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McKennaDMT said:
They shouldn't be playing golf if they don't know where to walk. Fuck them in their stupid asses.




seriously... if you stand in 100 yards in front of someone... EXPECT TO GET HIT!!!

this one geezer kept asking "so you think your right" and i was just like "i dont know if im right but im not WRONG" and he smirked at me like im a dumass.... i wish the ball ricocheted and hit all of them...


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Re: Hit an Old man with a golf ball [Re: AliceDee]
    #5696425 - 05/31/06 08:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I hit someone in the next stall at the driving range. I rule.


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Re: Hit an Old man with a golf ball [Re: Vico]
    #5696429 - 05/31/06 08:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

lol.. but did he call the ambiance? i asked the guy why he wants to go the hospital and he said cuz he was bleeding so i replied "so if you pick your nose and it starts bleeding, do you call the ambliance?" and again i got another smirk...


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Re: Hit an Old man with a golf ball [Re: AliceDee]
    #5696437 - 05/31/06 08:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

No, he moved down a few stalls until I almost hit him again, then he left.


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