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Cop Joke
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A trucker told me this joke tonight

Whats the difference between a elephant and a cop car?



An elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.




Ha.


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"I have never, in all my life, not for one moment, been tempted toward religion of any kind. The fact is that I feel no spiritual void. I have my philosophy of life, which does not include any aspect of the supernatural."
Isaac Asimov

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Re: Cop Joke [Re: MisterMyco]
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mildly amusing, yes.


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Re: Cop Joke [Re: RESTLESS]
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RESTLESS said:
mildly amusing, yes.



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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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Re: Cop Joke [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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why was hamburger helper arrested?


they cought him stroginoff


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On a mission to prove that the truth gets you no where.
They tried the truth, It didn't work. Then they wrote the bible. 

Only the foolish fear the inevitable.

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Re: Cop Joke [Re: Phychotron]
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lol that ones good :lol:

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Re: Cop Joke [Re: Blek]
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Not a joke though it's funny: I had a real friend named Jack Mihov. His birth name was John - better choice.

Had a girlfriend whos gynecologist's name was Dr. Beaver.  :blush:


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The proof is in the pudding.

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Re: Cop Joke [Re: MisterMyco]
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pig until proven cop, yeah, pig until proven cop


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i'm a spy huntin rap dinosaur from the future

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