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InvisiblePeterthinks
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Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD.
    #3376230 - 11/17/04 09:51 PM (13 years, 29 days ago)

The Wife and I were going to a movie last summer.It was a wonderful warm summer evening and most people were wearing shorts and T-shirts.
This young guy was chatting up his date while sitting on the steps
He looked a little nervous but was making a good effort,She was falling for it,smiling and batting her lashes at him.
As We were walking up the steps into the theater with the crowd I pointed right at the leg of his shorts and said very loud
"I CAN SEE YOUR COCK!!!!".
Every head in the crowd swung towards him as he snapped his legs shut and he jammed his hands down over his crotch!
We managed to keep straight faces until we got into the movie house but we were giggling all night from that one.
I don't know why I did it,I couldn't really see anything
But the looks on their faces were priceless...I wish I had a video of it!
What's the meanest thing you've ever done to a stranger?
Or a loved one.
Do you think Karma will bite me in the ass for that one?

Mean jokes...they're highly addictive!
that joke was...
You may choose only one
Mean
Funny
Not funny
You are evil...karma will bite you in the ass


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Re: Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD. [Re: Peterthinks]
    #3376326 - 11/17/04 10:11 PM (13 years, 29 days ago)

THATS FUCKIN GREAT


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Re: Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD. [Re: ShroomFan]
    #3376337 - 11/17/04 10:15 PM (13 years, 29 days ago)

thats hilarious, why in the hell would karma get you for that? I do stuff like that on a regular basis. I think it makes life way more interesting for everyone so long as the jokes wont actually hurt anyone. Mild embarrassment is fine.


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut


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InvisiblePeterthinks
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Re: Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD. [Re: beejay]
    #3376404 - 11/17/04 10:29 PM (13 years, 29 days ago)

You should try these.
http://www.magicandnovelties.com/cart.php?session_id=1100501969974&item=72
You put a cap in it fold it over and put it under something.
I put one under a pistol and left it lying on the couch.
My buddy came over and went "Wow you got a new one!"
"Yeah man check it out...carefull though it's loaded"
I was sitting beside it with the barrel pointing at me and he picks the thing up!
"BANG!!!"
I screamed and fell off the couch and he almost shit himself!
Put one under a full supersize McDonalds drink with no lid on top of someone's car
Funny stuff...if it isn't your car!
LOL


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Re: Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD. [Re: Peterthinks]
    #3376440 - 11/17/04 10:38 PM (13 years, 29 days ago)

Evil... I love it :smile:


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut


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InvisiblePeterthinks
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Re: Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD. [Re: beejay] * 1
    #14063036 - 03/03/11 11:04 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

The movie was Shindlers List by the way...
My Wife and I laughed all the way through it...Everyone in the theater thought we were MONSTERS!!!

Every few minutes one of us would lean over and whisper to the other "I can see your COCK!"


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Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
NEWB NEWBIE NEWCOMER IGNORANT? QUESTIONS?
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Re: Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD. [Re: Peterthinks]
    #14063080 - 03/03/11 11:12 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Wow... now that is a bump from the past  :squirrelnut:

Oh and funny as fuck :thumbup:


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Re: Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD. [Re: 4runner]
    #14063122 - 03/03/11 11:20 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

You definitly should of added: Mean but funny

What is it about mean jokes that can potentially ruin someone self esteem and induce laughing at the same time. Resulting in a 'HAHA!!! you lost your self esteem in public'.

They just funny!


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Re: Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD. [Re: Patlal]
    #14063180 - 03/03/11 11:31 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

probably got him laid

either they pondered about it, or she was like, "damn, it's hangin' that low?"


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Re: Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD. [Re: 4runner]
    #14063185 - 03/03/11 11:32 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

i just got a cooking job and the guy that is "training" me is kind of a fuck up. he's got all of these storys about cutting himself with various sharp items around the kitchen. Being my first day, he's got me doing the prep/bitch work so i decide to have little fun with this peckerhead, who keeps telling me not to cut myself. im cutting a 40lb block of cheddar into smaller portions to put into a shredder and im using a two foot blade with a handle on each end so you can lean into the cut.. i take a chunk of hamburger meat and stuff it into my latex glove where the thumb should have been, a little bit of forming to make it look believable and fill the glove up with marinara sauce. instant panic attack. there were two waitresses, one bartender, one dishwasher, and the other cook.. not a single one of them knew what to do if someone cut their self seriously. to make it even better.. one of the waitresses comes over and tries to stop the bleeding by applying pressure with her hand.. then realizes the meat isnt connected and barfs into an adjacent trash can.


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Re: Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD. [Re: R10tGuNn3r]
    #14063202 - 03/03/11 11:35 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

that waitress no longer cares for my shenanigans  :laugh2:


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Re: Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD. [Re: R10tGuNn3r]
    #14063207 - 03/03/11 11:35 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

R10tGuNn3r said:
i just got a cooking job and the guy that is "training" me is kind of a fuck up. he's got all of these storys about cutting himself with various sharp items around the kitchen. Being my first day, he's got me doing the prep/bitch work so i decide to have little fun with this peckerhead, who keeps telling me not to cut myself. im cutting a 40lb block of cheddar into smaller portions to put into a shredder and im using a two foot blade with a handle on each end so you can lean into the cut.. i take a chunk of hamburger meat and stuff it into my latex glove where the thumb should have been, a little bit of forming to make it look believable and fill the glove up with marinara sauce. instant panic attack. there were two waitresses, one bartender, one dishwasher, and the other cook.. not a single one of them knew what to do if someone cut their self seriously. to make it even better.. one of the waitresses comes over and tries to stop the bleeding by applying pressure with her hand.. then realizes the meat isnt connected and barfs into an adjacent trash can.





thats straight fucked up though. the dick thing was believable for a moment and then it was embarrassing. those people though they witnessed you severing your thumb


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Re: Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD. [Re: R10tGuNn3r]
    #14063211 - 03/03/11 11:36 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

dag

I usually fill a little baggy of fake blood on April Fools day and spray it while chopping really fast.

Or I put some under my tongue and pretend to just cough a big wad of blood, then get all concerned and trembly, quickly asking everyone around me what I should do.


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Re: Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14063236 - 03/03/11 11:40 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

SamuelLJackson said:

thats straight fucked up though. the dick thing was believable for a moment and then it was embarrassing. those people though they witnessed you severing your thumb




yup. ive come to terms with the fact that one day i may be seriously hurt and receive little or no concern from anyone until i can prove my circumstance. worth ever laugh.


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Re: Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD. [Re: Peterthinks]
    #14063247 - 03/03/11 11:43 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Someone needed to draw her attention to the notion of his cock.

Your part in the continuation of the species is noted.


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Re: Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD. [Re: ModularMind] * 1
    #14063466 - 03/04/11 12:18 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

I know it is a drag from the past (6 years 3 months) but I often wonder if he did manage to turn it around...

"Hey...everyone else saw it, wanna take a peek?"

I'd like to think he actually did get laid and there is some 6 year old kid running around because I decided to burn his dad on his first date with his mom.

On the other hand perhaps I prevented some child from ever existing!..perhaps he can't get an erection to this day, I may have cock blocked the next Einstein!....Or Hitler.

We will never know.

Rate me now bitches!


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Re: Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD. [Re: Peterthinks]
    #14063496 - 03/04/11 12:23 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

+1


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Re: Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD. [Re: ModularMind]
    #14063554 - 03/04/11 12:30 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

if that guy handled it well, coulda got him laid.  I wouldn't have freaked out and closed my legs, instead look down and if I didn't see it just shrug and tell the lady later jokingly "it can't be tamed"


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Re: Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD. [Re: bbl337]
    #14064426 - 03/04/11 04:07 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

I can't believe this post got bumped. I have seen quite a few older posts get bumped in the past, but I think this is the oldest one I have seen


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Re: Evil bad bad joke I did.Funn ...but BAD. [Re: Jamio]
    #14064436 - 03/04/11 04:15 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Bump by OP, so it's all cool. No bumping in under an hour, right?


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