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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
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:makes mental not to read over for grammar:

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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
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Last night when I was trying to masturbate I kept thinking of the phrase "cock blocked by grandma." It really slowed down the process. To top it off I had a dream my dick fell off and I put it in my shirt pocket (with the intention of reattaching it before I needed it again) and then it rained and it got all bloated and started crumbling. Then I woke up. But you started it all with your post. Thanks.


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
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woo! Tang!

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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
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"That's what I love about high school girls, I get older... they stay the same age. Yes they do, yes they do"


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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: Jadian]
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hahahah

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