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cock blocked by grandma
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ok, my grandma wants me to this overnight thing for junior high students. a lock in type deal. its for a old guidence counslor and he got me out of a lot of shit. he has cancer of some sort. i agreed but only for a couple hours, becuase afterwards i was planning on hanging out with a couple friends and get trashed. this girl wants my balls and grandma ruined it.

stay until 3am at the high school with grandma and honor her wishes or get some tang?

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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
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junior high students?

how old are you?

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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: lysergicide]
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im a freshman in college. 18

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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: lsdandfrisbee] * 1
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tang was a really bad word, god that was retarded.

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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
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I don't know... doing something to help out an old guidance counsellor who helped you out a lot, and now has cancer... probably the right thing to do.

Call the girl personally though, and make sure she knows what's up. If she is going to forget about you because you missed one night to help out an old guy with cancer, she's not worth it anyways.


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
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do both, put the moves on grandma


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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: Phluck]
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Phluck said:
I don't know... doing something to help out an old guidance counsellor who helped you out a lot, and now has cancer... probably the right thing to do.

Call the girl personally though, and make sure she knows what's up. If she is going to forget about you because you missed one night to help out an old guy with cancer, she's not worth it anyways.


Good call Phluck, Call the girl, explain that this is happening, if she doesn't like it, fuck her then.  Karma baby, it always comes back to you later in life :peace:


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It's Krang, Bitch!  :krang:

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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
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Are you kidding? Grandma just hooked you up! Junior High girls are easy.


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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
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jr. high is middle school bro... that's sick.. (16 y.o. max)

hey it takes less to get them drunk and into their pants tho (like 3 beers and they fall over drunk)

So just buy a six pack, and she gets three and u get three and some "tang"...

i


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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: Original]
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wow i cant wait to tell grandma im gonna help her, and thanks to the advice from a bunch of shroomheads.

thanks for the advice everyone

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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
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:cockblocked:

Who you callin' shroomheads, princess?


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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
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is tang a sort of underage poontang?


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buh

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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: shirley knott]
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shirley knott said:
is tang a sort of underage poontang?


Yes.


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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: CherryBom]
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I thought it was an orange powdered drink enjoyed by astronauts?


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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And also teeny boppers.


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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: CherryBom]
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:shrug: Makes sense.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Tang is what kept me alive for the past year. You all can take that however you'd like.


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LNC's official Alaskan stoner
:jackdaniels::drooling::jackdaniels:

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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
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Great Googly Moogly!

What a Top Notch thread title, pure cats!

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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: Noetical]
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This is an awesome thread and I seriously will believe it'll be one of those ones that people just bump for the randomness of it :smile:


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It's Krang, Bitch!  :krang:

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Re: cock blocked by grandma [Re: drtyfrnk]
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yeah ill let you know if i can get any tang friday or afterwards. want is the quote in Dazed and Confused? I love 8th graders they stay the same age but i get older. i donno.

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