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a box of magic
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My buddy stole a box of whippets from starbucks.

My question is can you take these things up your ass? My buddy says that's the only way to fly, that it doesn't cause nerve damage if you do it that way. I've taken shroom powder up the pooper and it was great.

Serious replies only.

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Re: a box of magic [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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shooting air into your ass doesn't sound too safe. just inhale them with balloons.


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Re: a box of magic [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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adjust said:
Serious replies only.


Good luck on that one... :smirk:


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Re: a box of magic [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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Only if the cracker is air tight in your asshole.


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Re: a box of magic [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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Holy shit, the little whippet went shooting right out at super high speed. Hit my buddy right in the nutsack, lol hes still rolling around on the floor.

Now my ass feels really funky.

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Re: a box of magic [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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that's disgusting man, cmon... I'm glad you didn't blow your colon open. =[


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Re: a box of magic [Re: theuser]
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OMG I just farted the most low pitched fart I've ever heard... sounded just like a trumpet--I shit you not.

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Re: a box of magic [Re: ToTheSummit]
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ToTheSummit said:
adjust said:
Serious replies only.


Good luck on that one... :smirk:


lol, man... :tongue:

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Re: a box of magic [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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I hate to interrupt with a non serious reply... but I just laughed so damn hard reading this thread my eyes started to water.

The image of a whippet flying off of a guy's ass... and then hitting another guy in the balls. Damn, thats good comedy. :thumbup:


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Re: a box of magic [Re: Konnrade]
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So, was it worth it?


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Re: a box of magic [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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Holy shit.

Someone's gonna win a Darwin award.

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Re: a box of magic [Re: Konnrade]
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Konnrade said:
I hate to interrupt with a non serious reply... but I just laughed so damn hard reading this thread my eyes started to water.

The image of a whippet flying off of a guy's ass... and then hitting another guy in the balls. Damn, thats good comedy. :thumbup:



ditto
wipes away tear :grin:

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Re: a box of magic [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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adjust said:
OMG I just farted the most low pitched fart I've ever heard... sounded just like a trumpet--I shit you not.


That is a contradiction of terms. A Trumpet is the highest Pitched, Playing/SOunding, of all brass instruments. If you are talking about a Low pitch brass instrument you should refer to you fart sound as a Tuba/Sousaphone or atleast a Trombone or Baritone!


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Re: a box of magic [Re: Its Pat]
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Ass trumpet. The lowest of all trumpets.

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Re: a box of magic [Re: Its Pat]
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Well usually my farts sound like a double reed krummhorn.

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Re: a box of magic [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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Well, being a gay male, into some rather kinky things - I've fit many a large objects up there before with no harm done (atleast that I am aware of).

Now, if putting n2o up your ass makes you trip, no idea :P - did it actually work for you?

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Re: a box of magic [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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You know that you can shotgun that shit. Once you have your ass full of N2O get your friend to huff it from your ass to get him off.


Also, I surprised no one's noted that the one dude's balls would have to be in close vacinity the one guys ass for the whippit to hit him in the balls. What was he doing, holding it in for him.


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Re: a box of magic [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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adjust said:
OMG I just farted the most low pitched fart I've ever heard... sounded just like a trumpet--I shit you not.


I think you mean, "I shit you n2o."

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