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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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DUH DUH DUH!

The mystery continues...


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It's Krang, Bitch!  :krang:

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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i dunno, i just like to inform the newbies about the quick reply button :grin:


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
:paranoid:

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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thegatewaydrug said:
i dunno, i just like to inform the newbies about the quick reply button :grin:



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"You might not be aware of this, but there are a lot of dickheads on the Internet." - D. Wong

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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thx, i didnt know. i do now.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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Guys, Girls, i've been caught masturbating so many times I just don't care anymore

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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thegatewaydrug said:
pin a chair against it and say "HOLD UP MO FUCKA IM CHANGING" if they try to come in


Well,
By now you heard the story
Bought how I got caught
Playing with my shit
But hold that thought

Before you disrespect
J-R-O-C
It could happen to you
Cause it happened to me

The situation broke out
When I smoked too much bud
Reached in my draws
Pulled out my pud

Bust out the jar
Of petrollium jelly
Started thinkin bout
Donna and Nicky and Shelly

In my mind I was hittin it
We was almost there
Then the door burst open
And fuck my moms was there

Don't disrespect
J-R-O-C
It could happen to you
Cause it happened to me
Uh hu Uh - Ya know what I'm sayin


:thumbup: :rofl:


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outputrotation said:
x-com and unsolved mysteries are the only things that have ever made me truly scared

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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this thread rocks :rockon:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: eligal]
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your mom rocks

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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I got caught once by my then-girlfriend. I think my mom would have been better. At least she wouldn't have gotten all insecure about it.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Ythan]
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Geez, what kind of girlfriend wouldn't ask if you wanted a hand with that (or mouth :wink:)


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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Ythan]
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yes women dont like that, they ask you why you didnt wait to have sex with them..
But I havent been caught, but almost, I had to pull up my pants right away. But I have been caught having sex before..
I have been told by certain people that they heard my girl and I having sex a few times.

btw, nice avatar!
:tongue2: :smirk:

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Skunk420]
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Quote:
yes women dont like that, they ask you why you didnt wait to have sex with them.



Not all women feel that way. I never take it personally if my partner chooses to masturbate. I think mainly insecure, uptight women believe their partner should reserve all sexual pleasure for intercourse.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Skunk420]
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My mom caught me once, but that was before I entered junior high school. I don't think she realized what I was doing, because I don't remember feeling embarrassed. If I were to get caught now, I'd be mortified. A twelve year old's masturbation technique is wildly different from an eighteen year old's.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: irascible_raunch]
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irascible_raunch said:
My mom caught me once, but that was before I entered junior high school. I don't think she realized what I was doing, because I don't remember feeling embarrassed. If I were to get caught now, I'd be mortified. A twelve year old's masturbation technique is wildly different from an eighteen year old's.


lol


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: eligal]
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no :shiftyeyes:

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