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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
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Irradiated_Feces said:
swimmers are sounding pretty queer right about now.


Hey man, wanna circle jerk into a container with me right now? Then we'll go do laps.


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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friggest said:
ah, i was on the swim team. to get back at the football team, we all jerked it into a shampoo bottle.


What did the football team do?

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Boom]
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They raped everyone on the swim team.


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Boom]
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Hey, let's shave our legs, put on a speedo and googles, and show that football team how tough we are. Ready guys?

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Boom]
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SWIMMERS UNITE :gayflag:


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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HELLA_TIGHT said:
Irradiated_Feces said:
swimmers are sounding pretty queer right about now.


Hey man, wanna circle jerk into a container with me right now? Then we'll go do laps.


Sounds great. Imagine how hilarious it will be when the big sweaty football team is doused in our slopshots, oh my! Hey mind shaving my ass?

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
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Quote:
swimmers are sounding pretty queer right about now.


thats it...

*cranks one out into your face*


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TRUMP 2020

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: XUL]
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You're only strengthening my argument here.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
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Quote:
You're only strengthening my argument here.


thats nice, but im not arguing, so proceed with your argument.

*jacks another*


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: XUL]
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You're right, it's more just a blatant fact.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
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Quote:
You're right, it's more just a blatant fact.


:whacker:


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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friggest said:
americans are like british people, only dumber and with more ignorance.



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It's Krang, Bitch!  :krang:

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: drtyfrnk]
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drtyfrnk said:
friggest said:
i'm canadian so nothing i say matters anyways.




one day our fine american tanks will charge across your borders and we'll blow up your hockey rinks, steal all your oil, and turn quebec into the largest nuclear waste dump in the history of mankind. and we wont even bury it, well just throw it right into a pile of old disgarced, gay ass french looking berets!


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Religion is for people who are afraid of going to Hell; spirituality is for those who have been there.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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JonnyOnTheSpot said:
drtyfrnk said:
friggest said:
i'm canoodian so nothing i say matters anyways.




and turn quebec into the largest nuclear waste dump in the history of mankind. and we wont even bury it, well just throw it right into a pile of old disgarced, gay ass french looking berets!


Have you SEEN Quebec? Might as well be like your talking about it right now :P


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: drtyfrnk]
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drtyfrnk said:
friggest said:
americans are like british people, only dumber and with more ignorance.




OMG I was just burned 2 teh m4xx0rzzzz.

^_^


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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haven't you guys heard about locking the door.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: buckwheat]
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only once... and thats a damn good batting average!


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: buckwheat]
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are you aware not every door on earth has a lock.  :tongue:

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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pin a chair against it and say "HOLD UP MO FUCKA IM CHANGING" if they try to come in


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: drtyfrnk]
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drtyfrnk said:
friggest said:
americans are like british people, only dumber, with more ignorance and much fatter.





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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

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