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Have you ever been caught masturbating?
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Yes, I thought my mom was gone, but she came back upstairs. Luckily she played it off for me. Asked me if I had an rash/itch or something. I said i was just looking. that sucked, luckily she left after that. oh yah, i also got caught measuring my fellow. that sucked. HA, I always get caught with my wiener out.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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:lol: that sucks mang

iv been walked in on fucking once but it was my homie so i didnt care. never been caught beating though (luckily)


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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friggest said:
I always get caught with my wiener out.


be careful where you point it, it could be loaded.


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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:lol:

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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you should have asked your mom to itch it for you

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: goobler]
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With baby oil.


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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should have, but i dont come from the same type of family that you guys do.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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Oh no? So your dad jerked you off?


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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:rotfl:

and the answer is no, I've never been caught beating the meat.


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It's Krang, Bitch!  :krang:

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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friggest said:
Yes, I thought my mom was gone, but she came back upstairs. Luckily she played it off for me. Asked me if I had an rash/itch or something. I said i was just looking. that sucked, luckily she left after that. oh yah, i also got caught measuring my fellow. that sucked. HA, I always get caught with my wiener out.


you call your cock your "fellow" you must be british!

and yes i've been caught masterbating..by my mom, and it sucks ass. i guess it's not nearly as bad as the time i caught her sucking my dads cock though. thats a horrible thing to see.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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Ooh thats bad

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: drtyfrnk]
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He walked right into that one.


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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:puke:


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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yeah

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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no, i read someone else say fellow, i thought it was funny. british people are like americans, only dumber and with bad teeth.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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friggest said:
british people are like americans, only dumber and with bad teeth.



:smirk:  sure


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: DistortedEyes]
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Never been caught, cuz im so gooood~!

I caught my friend though. He was such a dumbass. sophmore year in the dorm he was in the shower, I tried to open the door and it was blocked with one of those maintinence mop carriers. It was fuckin halarious. I know he denies he was, but I and my friends know he was jackin.

My one friend dan, he would just go into the bathroom stall and start beatin it right when your in there, it was wierd as shit.


Well since this has to do with beatin off. Jr year, I and 4 other friends were down at the pool swimming. We were all part of the swimteam. The divers were bastards and we felt the need to get back at them. So we all cranked one out into their hottub. They go in there right after they finish one of their dives. It was halarious, there a shit load of semen floating around.


hahaha, good memories :cool:


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: XUL]
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ah, i was on the swim team. to get back at the football team, we all jerked it into a shampoo bottle. but the bottle was used by the cross country team, so that was bad, we had to go re-put it in the football showers.
SWIMMERS UNITE. WE ARE SMARTER AND STONGER AND BETTER.*

*if you were a good swimmer

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: XUL]
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I never did, but one of my friend's just did recently.

He was wackin it in his apartment, and one of the (extremely hot) girls from down the hall walked in, cause he didn't lock his damn door. She ran back down the hall and told EVERYONE. I laughed so hard, so very very hard.


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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swimmers are sounding pretty queer right about now.

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