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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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i once had a little do not disturb sign that you could hang on your door knob that said "i'm masterbating - do not disturb" i hung one on my roomates door while he was at work and he came home with some friends and they all saw it and he got all embarressed and pissed off. it was awesome. he was like "i'm not materbating!" and he tore it off his door knob (it was made of paper)

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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JonnyOnTheSpot said:
i once had a little do not disturb sign that you could hang on your door knob that said "i'm masterbating - do not disturb" i hung one on my roomates door while he was at work and he came home with some friends and they all saw it and he got all embarressed and pissed off. it was awesome. he was like "i'm not materbating!" and he tore it off his door knob (it was made of paper)


lol


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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getting caught sucks...

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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Yeah I have one of those signs, I wear it around my neck at all times because you never know when I must bust it out and start wankin


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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: TheDude]
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:lol:

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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the football players ate all of our food we had out. plus when we had people swimming at state and they are 2-5 and we cant get buses to take us because football at up all the money losing.

and yes i have shaved my legs. its pretty awesome.
to bad you guys all buy into the i don't do anything that someone could call me gay for. because you guys are homophobes. and the swim team was never gay. we had the girls swim team practicing with us. ratio for swim teams is usually like 3 girls to 1 boy. most girls are hot with athletic body's. and we got to see them about 3-4 hours everyday. i had sex with lots of underclassman girls when i was an upperclassman in high school.
case. set. point.

Edited by friggest (11/09/05 02:18 PM)

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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friggest said:
i had sex with lots of younger class man when i was an upperclassman in high school.
case. set. point.


You had sex with lots of young men in high school?... uhhh.. ok then... case. set. point. i guess.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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we were just messing around lol. i was bout to join the swim team one time just cause its a work out and a half and i love building my body up


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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fuck, i mean underclassman girls. but ill take all the ridicule because i did fuck that up.
*hangs head*

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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:lol:

i bet, girls love that kinda shit when guys r wearing practically nothing (but then again who doesnt like seeing the opposite sex wear nothing :wink:)


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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:lol: tis all good.

But making someone touch you're cum unwittingly is still fuckin' nasty.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
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or wash their hair with it haha


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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Quote:
and yes i have shaved my legs. its pretty awesome.
to bad you guys all buy into the i don't do anything that someone could call me gay for. because you guys are homophobes. and the swim team was never gay. we had the girls swim team practicing with us. ratio for swim teams is usually like 3 girls to 1 boy. most girls are hot with athletic body's. and we got to see them about 3-4 hours everyday.case. set. point.


:yesnod:

cant say I banged any, but there were tonsa fuckin hottie babes.

shaving, meh, I didnt mind it. I didnt like shaving my head completely bald and even bic it. I hated it when people slapped your head, and when I shaved my arm pits I always got razor burn. Once my sophmore year I refused to shave my legs, and they threw me off the swim team. Later that day I saw the headmaster of the school whom was also one of the swim coaches. He threw me out of school. I fought it as hard as I could but he wouldnt let me back in unless I swore to follow swim team traditions, which is shaving every hair on your body. Except the pubes.


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: XUL]
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its fun to swim with a bald head, it feels cool


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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I was never in sports and I still slept with all the super athletic underclass ladies, big woop, I'm kind of ashamed of it at this age.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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my problem was, we would do it for championships and I wouldnt be used to wearing goggles with a bald head. It would take me so long to get them to stick on my slick head, cuz when I dove in they came off. I would have to make them so tight.


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: XUL]
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oo yea i could understand that


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: XUL]
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i shaved my head once and only once. my head hurt. then everyone would rub it. when people would rub my head. i was yell, is there a fucking sign on my head that says rub me. people would be pretty taken back by it. never shaved arm pits, ouch.
and the reason you shaving mostly is the way it feels.
if you have lots of hair, then jump in cool/cold water. its the wierdest feeling ever. it makes you feel super fast.so you go super fast. so its more of a mental thing.
and now you know, and knowledge is POWER.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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I shaved my head last summer, then worked out in the sun 12 hours. The first person to rub my head got knocked the fuck out. I liked to yell at anyone who even got close enough to touch it.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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also to add, im an illerate asshole that cant type.
sorry

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