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Mcdonalds poisoned me
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Last night i went to macdonalds. They forgot a few doublecheesburgers, so i went back.
I went, and had to explain the situation at all three drive through windows.
They sounded pissed.
The girl handed me my burgers with a knowing smile on her face. I knew i shouldn't have eaten them, but i hadn't had anything to eat all day so i did, after a thorough inspection. Everything looked all right.

I have had horrible diaria all night, and day. Its been about 20 hours.
I know that bitch did something to my food. How can i prove it?


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Re: Mcdonalds poisoned me [Re: Dreamer987]
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Well McDonald's can do that to you without anything in the food, but you could go in there with a tape recorder and just stare at the girl for minutes/hours until she breaks down into tears and admits everything.

Or you could get one of your friends to wear a black suit and look very formal and go in there with you, and demand to speak to whoever the girl was, and start the conversation by saying "We know what you did. You're in trouble. The only way you can help yourself right now is by telling me exactly what you did." And then make sure you have a tape recorder hidden.

ORRR you could just bring a dozen eggs and ski masks and run in and egg her. That would be the funniest I think.


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"What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?"

"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln

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Re: Mcdonalds poisoned me [Re: dblaney]
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egg her in a formal black suit and record it all..


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Re: Mcdonalds poisoned me [Re: Fade_To_Black]
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Fade_To_Black said:
egg her in a formal black suit and record it all..


:thumbup:


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"What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?"

"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln

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Re: Mcdonalds poisoned me [Re: Dreamer987]
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DWNED


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Re: Mcdonalds poisoned me *DELETED* [Re: dblaney]
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Post deleted by blinkidiot

Reason for deletion: Im sorry



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Re: Mcdonalds poisoned me [Re: blink]
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Yeah dude, what the hell were you thinking? I haven't eaten there since I was maybe 9, and all I wanted was a toy. McDonald's really sucks even without poison. :thumbdown:

All they would have to do to give you those symptoms is add pure soap somehow... people used to do it all the time in WW2 to get out of duty.

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Re: Mcdonalds poisoned me [Re: blink]
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blinkidiot said:
dblaney said:
Well McDonald's can do that to you without anything in the food





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Re: Mcdonalds poisoned me [Re: TheDude]
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I would find out which car is her's and come back with some roofing nails and put them under all the tires.


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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

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Re: Mcdonalds poisoned me [Re: TheDude]
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ROCK 'N' ROLL MCDONALDS!!!!!!!

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Re: Mcdonalds poisoned me [Re: Dreamer987]
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McDonalds is poison, man :wink:


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Re: Mcdonalds poisoned me [Re: rewind]
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go into the mcdonalds and ask to talk to this girl. Then talk to her try to make it look like a private conversation like you know her and all. Then yell at her about the clap she gave you and how you will not father her child just because she had sex with you and like 5 other guys at a party and doesnt know who the real father is. Then just give her a mean stare and tell her you wont have sex with her again and run out like a madman screaming. Make sure her manager is in and the place is somewhat busy when you do this. You could add some extra effect if you dress up like a white gangster with baggy clothes and a doo rag.

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Re: Mcdonalds poisoned me [Re: Dreamer987]
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you poisoned yourself by going there


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Re: Mcdonalds poisoned me [Re: trendal]
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trendal said:
McDonalds is poison, man :wink:


:thumbup:


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Re: Mcdonalds poisoned me [Re: Dreamer987]
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That is what you get by going there, Burger king is better..by far!

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Re: Mcdonalds poisoned me [Re: Skunk420]
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Actually, I like McDonalds food, which could explain why I'm a fatass. What I suggest is, try to catch that person on the drive through again, go shit in a paper bag, then light it and put it right below the drive through window. Then finish it off by pissing on the outside menu.


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Bring on the answers, take away the pain.
I fight off the demons, that make me go insane.
Looking through the hourglass, I count down the day,
to look towards the next, to embrace it all the way.

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Re: Mcdonalds poisoned me [Re: InsaneMetalMan]
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Hmmm, you sound like you've done that before

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Re: Mcdonalds poisoned me [Re: Dreamer987]
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McDonalds sucks!

For me it's a toss up between Chicken King and KFB.

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Re: Mcdonalds poisoned me [Re: Bi0TeK]
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Chicken King and KFB????

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Re: Mcdonalds poisoned me [Re: Dreamer987]
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Dreamer987 said:
Last night i went to macdonalds. They forgot a few doublecheesburgers, so i went back.
I went, and had to explain the situation at all three drive through windows.
They sounded pissed.
The girl handed me my burgers with a knowing smile on her face. I knew i shouldn't have eaten them, but i hadn't had anything to eat all day so i did, after a thorough inspection. Everything looked all right.

I have had horrible diaria all night, and day. Its been about 20 hours.
I know that bitch did something to my food. How can i prove it?


You can't blame mcdonalds. Maybe you had food poisoning. All forms of it, generally have an incubation time of 3 days to 6-weeks. Most likely staph Aureus poisoning, if any kind of poisoning.


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