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xshadowmage666x
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: TheHappieHippies]
#8405645 - 05/15/08 02:56 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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or a large fry...
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: Mojo]
#8405652 - 05/15/08 02:57 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Mojo said:
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Stizzle said: Screw chick-fil-a and their damn jesus sandwiches.
Wut u talkin bout Stizzle?
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: xshadowmage666x]
#8405690 - 05/15/08 03:10 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh sweet, free diarrhea. Sign me up!
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: razmablues]
#8405702 - 05/15/08 03:14 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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razmablues said: rather pay for chic-fil-a than get a free mcdonalds sandwich
One time I was driving to the movies to meet a friend right after work and I was freakin starving... I ended up having to work late so I was cutting it close so I didn't have time to stop somewhere... and I was pissed cuz I knew I was going to end having to pay $8 for a hotdog or some crap at the theater... It was during evening traffic on a Friday night too, so I exit the highway and I'm sitting WAAAAAY back on the off ramp and I can see the chic-fil-a cow waving at everyone... and I was SO PISSED b/c chic-fil-a sounded sooooo good and I didn't have time to get it. Well, the traffic lights cycled and I got a little closer to the intersection and I noticed the cow was walking up to cars waiting at the light... there was an employee with the cow carrying around this basket... and I was like "Great, now they're gonna want me to donate money, I hope I don't get caught at this next red light cuz I don't have any change and I'll seem like a bitch for not donating to the children with cancer from abused homes charity"
Sure enough, I end up getting caught at the red light, like the second car back, right next to the cow... "Don't make eye contact" I thought as the cow and the employee went to to car in front of me... then I see the employee talking and the driver nod... then I saw the employee reach in the basket and hand the driver something in a foil package.
That's right!!
They were giving away FREE chic-fil-a sandwiches at the motherfucking intersection!!
I was so excited when the cow came to my car. I felt like a little kid LOL
The sandwich was BOMB, as expected from chic-fil-a
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: StonedShroom]
#8405748 - 05/15/08 03:24 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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that story brought a tear to my eye stonedshroom. I wish i could be so lucky
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: memes]
#8405763 - 05/15/08 03:28 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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meams said: that story brought a tear to my eye stonedshroom. I wish i could be so lucky
That really was a good story.
Fuck. I'm hungry, and completely considering the free McChicken Sandwich.
Then again, I'll have an apple.
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: thoughts]
#8405769 - 05/15/08 03:29 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah, I'll pass even if it is free.
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: Shroomism]
#8405774 - 05/15/08 03:31 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Why the fuck is May 15th the day to give out free shit? Is there relevance to this day that I am not aware of?
Dunkin Donuts is doing free small coffees from 10a-10p today. (Which I ALSO don't consume.) It's like some fucking ploy--they only give away the shit I've made it a point to stop consuming.
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: JacquesCousteau]
#8405777 - 05/15/08 03:32 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Probably some marketing ploy someone planned up somewhere.
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: Shroomism]
#8405796 - 05/15/08 03:38 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: Probably some marketing ploy someone planned up somewhere.
Hahaha... yes, indeed. Indeed.
I guess I was wondering if there is a legitimate cause upon which the exploitation was enacted.
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: thoughts]
#8405817 - 05/15/08 03:44 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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fuck mcdonalds
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: Compass]
#8405832 - 05/15/08 03:49 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah, that's pretty much the consensus.
I have to admit, their so-called chicken was the last thing I gave up eating from there.
I give them marketing props for choosing to make the free sandwich the one with the most edible "meat substance" on their menu.
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: JacquesCousteau]
#8405852 - 05/15/08 03:54 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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JacquesCousteau said: Why the fuck is May 15th the day to give out free shit? Is there relevance to this day that I am not aware of?
Dunkin Donuts is doing free small coffees from 10a-10p today. (Which I ALSO don't consume.) It's like some fucking ploy--they only give away the shit I've made it a point to stop consuming.
May 15th is the date all police departments have to destroy drug evidence in cases that have closed.
McDonalds gives their illegal Mexican workers an extra $1 an hour to dumpster dive and retrieve aforementioned evidence... then they add cocaine and heroin to the batch of sandwiches that are to be given away free.
Once you eat one you're instantly addicted, and will come back for more... even though the sandwiches you actually pay for do not give you that same feeling as the first high.
Some of the statements above may not be true.
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: thoughts]
#8405911 - 05/15/08 04:13 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Eat Out editor Heather Shouse:
"First, this is not a real chicken breast. If it is, the chicken has been amped up like some Anna Nicole Smith Butterball. It tastes like stringy white meat formed with some gristle for "juice." Beyond that, the bun is sugary and there’s no mayo. Fact: If you serve a chicken-fried-anything south of the Mason Dixon with no mayo, you will be shot on sight. Overall, I really can’t see much difference (aside from having only a lone pickle slice for toppings) between this and their Spicy Chicken sandwich (which, yes, I have tried). Chik-Fil-A is safe, even if their crazy Southern religious ways mean that I am denied their pickle juice–marinated goodness on Sundays."
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: thoughts]
#8405917 - 05/15/08 04:14 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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I went and got one. Mighty satisfying. Nasty, yes, but satisfying as well.
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: jewunit]
#8405951 - 05/15/08 04:22 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Does it compare to chick fil a?
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: Stizzle]
#8405977 - 05/15/08 04:30 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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hahahahha
ONE pickle slice?
EPIC FAIL.
And I just remembered, chic-fil-a ALWAYS has free chicken sandwich coupons floating about, year-round. Check your bag next time you go to chic-fil-a, there's almost ALWAYS a free chicken sandwich coupon in there... plus check your Sunday papers and programs from your local sport's teams games. I even think one year they had schedules for the local minor league baseball team here sitting out on their counter... and if you picked up the schedule it had a free sandwich coupon.
Although chic-fil-a is the lesser of fast food evils, it's still fast food and I haven't had any since at least January. Maybe on my next "cheat day" I'll get chic-fil-a instead of QDoba.
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: Mojo]
#8405980 - 05/15/08 04:31 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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I couldn't even tell you what the fuck a Chi-Fil-A looks like.
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: Mojo]
#8405984 - 05/15/08 04:32 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Nope. The mcdonalds sandwich didn't have nearly as much meat and it was a lot lower quality. A lot less chickeny.
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Re: Free Mcdonalds chicken sandwich today. 5/15 [Re: thoughts]
#8406018 - 05/15/08 04:43 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think I'll do something similar, I'll give out free butter and whole milk smoothies, they should have the same health effects as McDonalds foods.
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