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I'm about to roll a J for my dad
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:lol: I showed him my roach from last night. He said it was a good roll job :thumbup: I feel good about that.

I asked if he wanted one, of course he said yes haha.

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Re: I'm about to roll a J for my dad [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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roll it one handed...


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: I'm about to roll a J for my dad [Re: Madtowntripper]
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that would be awesome if my dad ever said that to me.

Roll it with your toes!


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It's Krang, Bitch!  :krang:

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Re: I'm about to roll a J for my dad [Re: drtyfrnk]
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I'm using mind powers to roll it.

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Re: I'm about to roll a J for my dad [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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That's pretty cool.  :thumbup:

The only time I ever smoked with my dad was in Amsterdam.  He quit smoking before I was even born, but when we were on vacation he was like, "When in Rome...."

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Re: I'm about to roll a J for my dad [Re: Burke Dennings]
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My parents are cool. The mom just worries about my drinking.

I have to admit the joint I just rolled wasn't as good as the one last night.

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Re: I'm about to roll a J for my dad [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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hmm sounds like my situation a lil. cept my dads the one always smoking me out. and my moms always worrying aobut my alcohol "problem" :grin:


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
:paranoid:

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Re: I'm about to roll a J for my dad [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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My dads always hooking me up with vics and percs. This is the least I could do haha

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Re: I'm about to roll a J for my dad [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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awww ur lucky man, i wish i could get some pain killers right now


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
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Re: I'm about to roll a J for my dad [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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My dad (which I have been getting hih with for 13 years) has found jesus and says getting high is immature. I guess I won't be smoking with him anymore.


I never knew a failed drug test could turn one to Jesus. Oh well.

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Re: I'm about to roll a J for my dad [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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Long read, but it's easy to read.



Me and my one boy Scott tried to buy some vics from these three black dudes about two days ago. The one thug didn't seem to know what we was talking about, but he said how much $ you got? So Scott said "I have enough" Thug Boi laughed and said "how much?" Scott said, dude I have enough. All three of the black dudes laughed at him and said "eh yo, he looks nervous as hell yo"so thug boi says, alright, i'll be back in three minutes wait up by the tunnel.

We see him walking towards us by himself, while the other thugs hang back about 30 yards.
So he tells Scott to walk a little and tells me to wait here. They turn the corner, and i'm thinking what the fuck? It's not like this is a deal for a kilo of coke and shit. So I walk to the corner and the black dude is holding scott against the fence acting like he was a gun. I got up and say "what the fuck is going on here?"

Black boy laughs and says "naw dawg, i'm just playin with him"
Then he screams to the other dudes "hurry up! yo! hurry up!"

They finally get there and i'm thinking okay, we're going to get jumped. It's not my first time not even my third, this would be about my 5th time. So i'm cool about it. I know how to handle myself now.

But they didn't even acknowledge me. The two dudes walked with scott while I hung back with the one black dude. This black dude seemed pretty chill and cool. He was saying stuff like "come on man, what are you two doing, lets go. Sell him the vics"

So the two dudes try to get Scott for his money, which they failed in the end of doing.

I was waiting for them to hit him then I would have jumped in. I had my special little friend on me :wink: Scott was handeling himself pretty well. This all happened in about a minute too.

They ended up laughing and walked away. I was worried about them taking my coat, I wasn't worried about them at all hahaha.

I had a nice leather jacket on.

So me and scott laughed about it and walked around some more



First time I never got messed with. I think they was afraid of me. I quit being afraid of groups of thugs, mainly because I know the outcome. Plus I look a lot more intimidating than I used to.


If any one gets confused ask me :lol:

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Re: I'm about to roll a J for my dad [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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haha good story mang, u got lucky they didnt just shoot u and grab ur money. wutd u have, a gun or knife or somethin?


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
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Re: I'm about to roll a J for my dad [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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a lock :rofl: It sounds stupid but is like a legal brass knuckle.

Fits my hand perfectly too, and wouldn't hurt my fist at all

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Re: I'm about to roll a J for my dad [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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Now i'm about to roll up another J. This one is going to be a fat one

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Re: I'm about to roll a J for my dad [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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Well I have a lot more bud than I thought I did. I got two Js and still enoough for a decent blunt.

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