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Offlinealakona
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i may kidnap my dog.
    #4726727 - 09/28/05 08:16 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

My boyfriend gave me a pitbull for our anniversary, and i love kenobi more than anything in the world.

i had to move home for a bit to have some surgery done, and alex asked that i leave the dog with him so that he wont be lonely.

alex and i broke up. i tell him im coming for my dog and he says fuck no, hes keeping him because "i left".

Its my god damn dog. it was a gift. to me.

is it wrong of me to kidnap him?


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TrippinTeddy said:
sometimes when I'm raping a bitch, I like to tickle her ribs and under neath her arms, and I say "loosen up bitch, lets have fun now because if I have to kill your squirming ass, only one of us will be having fun, and you can't have a party all by yourself can you?" Then its usually all laughs and good times from there.

leftysurprise said:
  ive been fucking praying for 2 years that she would just get over her phobia of jizz and take a load right down the gullet for me.


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Re: i may kidnap my dog. [Re: alakona]
    #4726741 - 09/28/05 08:18 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

go get him :thumbup:


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Re: i may kidnap my dog. [Re: alakona]
    #4726744 - 09/28/05 08:19 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I'm sure you'll be the last person he would expect to steal the dog.


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Re: i may kidnap my dog. [Re: alakona]
    #4726747 - 09/28/05 08:19 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Is it right for him to keep it because you left?


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Re: i may kidnap my dog. [Re: rod]
    #4726748 - 09/28/05 08:20 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

it would be wrong not to


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Re: i may kidnap my dog. [Re: alakona]
    #4726755 - 09/28/05 08:21 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

If thats the way it went then yes.

My sister had the same thing happen.Only he gave it to her daughter then took it back cause his mom wanted it. :confused:


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Re: i may kidnap my dog. [Re: alakona]
    #4726756 - 09/28/05 08:21 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Tell it to Judge Judy. She'll hook you up. If not, go and get your dog !!


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Re: i may kidnap my dog. [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4726757 - 09/28/05 08:21 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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HeavyToilet said:
I'm sure you'll be the last person he would expect to steal the dog.




:lol:


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Re: i may kidnap my dog. [Re: alakona]
    #4726771 - 09/28/05 08:24 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Take that dog back.


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Offlinealakona
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Re: i may kidnap my dog. [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4726779 - 09/28/05 08:26 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

i wasn't expecting him to be completely clueless as to where he went.

he just wont give him to me, so i may have to take him.


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TrippinTeddy said:
sometimes when I'm raping a bitch, I like to tickle her ribs and under neath her arms, and I say "loosen up bitch, lets have fun now because if I have to kill your squirming ass, only one of us will be having fun, and you can't have a party all by yourself can you?" Then its usually all laughs and good times from there.

leftysurprise said:
  ive been fucking praying for 2 years that she would just get over her phobia of jizz and take a load right down the gullet for me.


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Re: i may kidnap my dog. [Re: alakona]
    #4726793 - 09/28/05 08:29 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

he could sue for custody of the dog (i know that sounds pretty stupid right?) if he finds out that u took it. but hell, its worth a shot


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Offlinealakona
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Re: i may kidnap my dog. [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4726804 - 09/28/05 08:31 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

even if both he and i acknowledge that it was a gift to me?


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TrippinTeddy said:
sometimes when I'm raping a bitch, I like to tickle her ribs and under neath her arms, and I say "loosen up bitch, lets have fun now because if I have to kill your squirming ass, only one of us will be having fun, and you can't have a party all by yourself can you?" Then its usually all laughs and good times from there.

leftysurprise said:
  ive been fucking praying for 2 years that she would just get over her phobia of jizz and take a load right down the gullet for me.


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Re: i may kidnap my dog. [Re: alakona]
    #4726811 - 09/28/05 08:32 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

u might be able to get away with it. but they might say its his cause "he paid for it" :smirk:

depends on how bad he wants the dog. if he REALLY tried he could probly get it back. but id still say its worht a shot :thumbup: not like he can put u in jail for it or anything


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Re: i may kidnap my dog. [Re: alakona]
    #4726862 - 09/28/05 08:42 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

dog nap 'em


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Re: i may kidnap my dog. [Re: alakona]
    #4726884 - 09/28/05 08:44 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Take the dog and bitchslap your ex while you're at it.


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Re: i may kidnap my dog. [Re: Silversoul]
    #4726956 - 09/28/05 08:52 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Wait a couple weeks, then hire a negro.


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Re: i may kidnap my dog. [Re: TYL3R]
    #4727075 - 09/28/05 09:17 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I stole my dog back this summer. When I moved from texas i moved into an apartment and i had to get rid of my pure bred springer spanial. I gave it to a friend of my aunts and i went back this summer after being go a year. The dog was at optimal weight with a perfect coat and very energetic when i gave him up and when i came back instead of being 45 pounds he was 95 with a skin disease, losing hair, bladder infection, and a hip problem. I dropped 350 dollars to pay for vet bills and meds for this dog and couldnt drive and had to bum food for the rest of my visit home. He was only 2 and a half years old and couldnt walk a block. So i broke that mother fuckers window and stole him back while he was at work. I ended up getting in alot of trouble and having to return the dog or he would press charges but i think the guy got the message and is taking better care of him.


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Re: i may kidnap my dog. [Re: alakona]
    #4727192 - 09/28/05 09:47 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Get the dog back.


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Re: i may kidnap my dog. [Re: The14thWarrior]
    #4727203 - 09/28/05 09:50 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Warrior14 said:
Get the dog back.




:thumbup:


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