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WTF is up with my pockets
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God I hate my pockets on psychedelics. I can't find ANYTHING. I just lost my keys in my pocket. Yeah, I can hear them. There they are. In the pocket.

STILL CAN'T FIND THE FUCKERS!

I hate searching for stuff. Waaaaaa! :sad: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: kAAk]
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Oh yeah, and every bag and backpack turns into this fucking vast bag of holding you could lose an elephant into.

2ce is a strange one. It's easy to write coherent and fine articulate sentences but everything else keeps going to pure chaos. WTF :sun:


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: kAAk]
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Do a handstand and shake your legs, they'll fall down :wink:


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: ummikko]
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I can't. I'll lose them and then mom will be angry. :sad:


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: kAAk]
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WHOA a giant fractal-like exclamation point jumped from around the corner and hit me in the head. :blush:

I can see my computer monitor going at like 20 hz, but the refresh rate is really at 75. huh?

My head is such a classic!

EDIT: Ok, there goes my head. And along with it my online status. Byebye, see you sometimeagain :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: (this all @ t+1h)


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Edited by kAAk (09/14/05 08:38 AM)

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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: kAAk]
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Happy trails! And don't worry about your keys, you'll get them out from that pocket eventually :smirk:


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: ivi]
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It took me 20 minutes to turn my playstation on once when I was tripping.

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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: kAAk]
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You should cut holes in them before you trip so everything just falls through and out of your cuffs and you have to keep putting stuff back in your pockets.

Eventually you'll go batshit crazy! :crazy2:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Omr, you are a funny guy.

I just read some sort of alcoholic addicts page and some stories of  alcoholics and I felt so bad, I thought I'll stop drinking now and waa almost made me cry

then I realize, hay I haven't drank alcohol in 3 years and never been an addict whatsoever. AND NOW IM SO HAPPY \o/ :grin: :grin:


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: kAAk]
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My head feels like a toothbrush. Not my problem, anyway.


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: kAAk]
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kAAk said:
Omr, you are a funny guy.

I just read some sort of alcoholic addicts page and some stories of  alcoholics and I felt so bad, I thought I'll stop drinking now and waa almost made me cry

then I realize, hay I haven't drank alcohol in 3 years and never been an addict whatsoever. AND NOW IM SO HAPPY \o/ :grin: :grin:



lol


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: kAAk]
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pockets are teh devil sometimes

mebbe thats why them hippies always yell at me about how I dropped my pocket when I'm all digging through them


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: ivi]
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Everytime I trip, when I get back down to earth and chilled out, i find my pockets FULL of miscellaneous shit. ITs like, everything I come across gets put in a pocket.

Rocks, Flowers, Bugs, Money....Pockets FULL of stuff, and all of it very confusing.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: Madtowntripper]
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That's one of the reasons I like to trip naked.Gets me back to basics...


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: vinsue]
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I always end up naked when I'm tripping too.

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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: kAAk]
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They're like black holes


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: Jabbawaya]
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Steven Hawking would be proud

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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: BetaDelta]
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Haha, at the toothbrush line, not my problem anyway....classic.


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