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WTF is up with my pockets
    #4658594 - 09/14/05 08:24 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

God I hate my pockets on psychedelics. I can't find ANYTHING. I just lost my keys in my pocket. Yeah, I can hear them. There they are. In the pocket.

STILL CAN'T FIND THE FUCKERS!

I hate searching for stuff. Waaaaaa! :sad: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: kAAk]
    #4658598 - 09/14/05 08:27 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Oh yeah, and every bag and backpack turns into this fucking vast bag of holding you could lose an elephant into.

2ce is a strange one. It's easy to write coherent and fine articulate sentences but everything else keeps going to pure chaos. WTF :sun:


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: kAAk]
    #4658600 - 09/14/05 08:27 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Do a handstand and shake your legs, they'll fall down :wink:


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: ummikko]
    #4658603 - 09/14/05 08:30 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I can't. I'll lose them and then mom will be angry. :sad:


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: kAAk]
    #4658607 - 09/14/05 08:34 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

WHOA a giant fractal-like exclamation point jumped from around the corner and hit me in the head. :blush:

I can see my computer monitor going at like 20 hz, but the refresh rate is really at 75. huh?

My head is such a classic!

EDIT: Ok, there goes my head. And along with it my online status. Byebye, see you sometimeagain :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: (this all @ t+1h)


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: kAAk]
    #4658612 - 09/14/05 08:38 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Happy trails! And don't worry about your keys, you'll get them out from that pocket eventually :smirk:


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: ivi]
    #4658617 - 09/14/05 08:41 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

It took me 20 minutes to turn my playstation on once when I was tripping.


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: kAAk]
    #4658625 - 09/14/05 08:46 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

You should cut holes in them before you trip so everything just falls through and out of your cuffs and you have to keep putting stuff back in your pockets.

Eventually you'll go batshit crazy! :crazy2:


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4658626 - 09/14/05 08:51 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Omr, you are a funny guy.

I just read some sort of alcoholic addicts page and some stories of  alcoholics and I felt so bad, I thought I'll stop drinking now and waa almost made me cry

then I realize, hay I haven't drank alcohol in 3 years and never been an addict whatsoever. AND NOW IM SO HAPPY \o/ :grin: :grin:


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: kAAk]
    #4658652 - 09/14/05 09:23 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

My head feels like a toothbrush. Not my problem, anyway.


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: kAAk]
    #4659018 - 09/14/05 12:03 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

kAAk said:
Omr, you are a funny guy.

I just read some sort of alcoholic addicts page and some stories of  alcoholics and I felt so bad, I thought I'll stop drinking now and waa almost made me cry

then I realize, hay I haven't drank alcohol in 3 years and never been an addict whatsoever. AND NOW IM SO HAPPY \o/ :grin: :grin:





lol


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: kAAk]
    #4659131 - 09/14/05 12:30 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

pockets are teh devil sometimes

mebbe thats why them hippies always yell at me about how I dropped my pocket when I'm all digging through them


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: ivi]
    #4661139 - 09/14/05 06:32 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Everytime I trip, when I get back down to earth and chilled out, i find my pockets FULL of miscellaneous shit. ITs like, everything I come across gets put in a pocket.

Rocks, Flowers, Bugs, Money....Pockets FULL of stuff, and all of it very confusing.


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #4661154 - 09/14/05 06:39 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

That's one of the reasons I like to trip naked.Gets me back to basics...


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: vinsue]
    #4661193 - 09/14/05 06:49 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I always end up naked when I'm tripping too.


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: kAAk]
    #4661544 - 09/14/05 08:20 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

They're like black holes


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: Jabbawaya]
    #4661557 - 09/14/05 08:22 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Steven Hawking would be proud


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Re: WTF is up with my pockets [Re: BetaDelta]
    #4661645 - 09/14/05 08:46 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Haha, at the toothbrush line, not my problem anyway....classic.


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