Home | Community | Message Board
You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
why does it hurt when i pee?
    #4626157 -

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, joe makes a
horrible discovery...



Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don?t want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
?n? grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when i
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

:confused:




--------------------



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: why does it hurt when i pee? [Re: Krishna]
    #4626453 -

:smile2:


--------------------



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: why does it hurt when i pee? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4626620 -

Well since I just got me Ph.D,

I'm gonna have to say you're not smoking enough methaphetamine to make your pee hole pee pee but pee blood..


--------------------
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Colonized cakes smell like South Florida...

Seriously...
---------------------------------
I can't sleep cuz the mexicans keep lighting their fireworks...
---------------------------------
If ya don't want trouble, ya gots ta crumble...

-Johnny Cochran on the use of crumbled vs. whole cakes..
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: why does it hurt when i pee? [Re: Original]
    #4626642 -

Kidney Stone!

...I had one, once.  Hurts to even remember passing that bitch.  :frown:


--------------------
"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: why does it hurt when i pee? [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4627181 -

urinary tract infection if you're lucky.


--------------------
Any information written above is purely fictional.
Any images do not belong to the owner of this account.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: why does it hurt when i pee? [Re: Krishna]
    #4627322 -

The clap?

:shrug:


--------------------



:murray:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Got some new maracas! thoughts 274 4 06/23/12 05:46 PM
by The Ecstatic
* My penis hurts! happysun 2,440 18 06/08/07 11:59 AM
by TurntableJunky
* It burns when I pee
( 1 2 3 all )		 Boom 2,541 54 12/10/06 12:01 AM
by iateshaggy
* Water VS Pee Tests NewbieS 952 12 01/21/07 08:12 PM
by AJ4U
* peeing in the shower
( 1 2 3 all )		 snoot 3,501 42 11/04/06 10:20 PM
by HELLA_TIGHT
* Do you Pee in the Pool???? Hitman203 1,237 15 08/25/06 01:26 AM
by Skunk420
* cat has a peeing problem.. help! UlisSausage7 1,377 10 06/24/06 05:49 PM
by Hitman203
* Peeing with the door open or closed?.............
( 1 2 all )		 Bullfrog1 5,174 26 04/17/03 07:09 PM
by OKKuato

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
781 topic views. 4 members, 215 guests and 202 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.025 seconds spending 0.005 seconds on 14 queries.