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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: AliceDee]
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I had an interesting experience in a bathroom.

I was tripping(shrooms), and decided I needed to take a shit. Well I go into this bathroom at this large mall-like place. Anyways, very nice bathrooms the shade of blue they were looked awesome while shrooming. Anywho, I procede to enter the handicapped stall and get to my business. As I am staring into the ground, the tiles fade away and these two long strips of color start playing with each other. I notice I also have a bad case of the giggles that has been set off by all of the noises which I am hearing around me. Farting, toilet flushing, water plopping, moaning, sighs of releif, etc etc. Suddenly everything goes quiet after a while of listening to all those noises and trying to keep my laughing quiet. All of a sudden, everything went quiet... Not a single noise could be heard, I wanted more, I wanted to keep on laughing. Well.. it started off with a flush, then someone made a weird fart noise, then a flush, and so on and so forth, until it almost sounded like a song made out of bathroom noises. This was a very cool experience. And it was extremely hilarious.

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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: Vulture]
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Vulture said:
lol

i couldent really give much less of a shit if someone sees/hears/watches/ or wahtever....everyone does it...and i dont see why people are so wierd about it


Same here. When I'm taking a shit I try to make it as loud as possible, especially if someone is in the bathroom. I want them to hear my performance.

For pissing, I don't really care either, but I'm not going to show off anything.


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: Ravus]
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But most people seem to be very humble.


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: iCe_2x]
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iCe_2x said:
I had an interesting experience in a bathroom.

I was tripping(shrooms), and decided I needed to take a shit. Well I go into this bathroom at this large mall-like place. Anyways, very nice bathrooms the shade of blue they were looked awesome while shrooming. Anywho, I procede to enter the handicapped stall and get to my business. As I am staring into the ground, the tiles fade away and these two long strips of color start playing with each other. I notice I also have a bad case of the giggles that has been set off by all of the noises which I am hearing around me. Farting, toilet flushing, water plopping, moaning, sighs of releif, etc etc. Suddenly everything goes quiet after a while of listening to all those noises and trying to keep my laughing quiet. All of a sudden, everything went quiet... Not a single noise could be heard, I wanted more, I wanted to keep on laughing. Well.. it started off with a flush, then someone made a weird fart noise, then a flush, and so on and so forth, until it almost sounded like a song made out of bathroom noises. This was a very cool experience. And it was extremely hilarious.


That story cracks me up...haha  :stoned:

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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: MOTH]
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yea, i dont get that, why some guys want to 'show off' in the bathroom when their pissing, its weird.. take for instance im standing there and im pissing, and some redneck comes up and stands next to me (this happened next year) and leans over and looks over and laughs, well chuckles if you will. The thing i dont get is why it matters, because after sitting in that freezing school for 4 hours, im bound to have some shrinkage, i dont know how the comparison works there, its weird.

any of you guys ever have that happen, cus unless im tryin i dont give a fuck how big i look, ya know.. even then its not that big o deal.


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: dobinky]
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I think ti's weird when some guys lean REALLY far into the urinal. I don't see any freakin need for that honestly. I'd rather just stand a comfy distance away and avoid the splashback / likelihood of touching some filthy ass porcelain.


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: MagicalMystery]
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isnt it weird how different people act tho, cus sometimes i see guys who will go all the way to the other side of the room if ther is one person, i usually go to the closest one to me or the like second one away from somebody to avoid aqwardness, but i think its kinda homophobic to go all the way to the other side of the room...


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: SerioOria]
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wow i didnt no there was so muchgoin on in the guys room fellas


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: Sunlightshedcom]
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i hate the guys that get really close to the urinal and turn their whole body away from you as if your really trying to look at their dick...

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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: AliceDee]
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The only thing I do is use a tissue or paper towel to open the door handle on my way out.

My biggest concern is a well-shaped urinal that deflects urine spatter away from me. I've found ones that go all the way to the floor are excellent, where as ones that stick far out and are filled with water are really hard to find a good angle to arch the urine so there is little splash. I get very paranoid thinking that someone elses urine has splashed on my hands or pants.


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: looner2]
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when ever im shitting, and if i know someone is there, or like at a house outside of the shitter, i usualy try to be as quiet as possible and then wait for them to leave before i unleash my fury


when i take a piss, i used to be one of those paranoid uranal guys, but now i dont give a fuck. Ive pissed from 5 feet away in a crowded restroom to see if i could make it..... not the best idea i guess

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