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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: dobinky]
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:rofl:

Awesome thread.

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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
I am one of the ones that are afraid to be heard.  So, if I am on the shitter and someone walks in, I will wait until they leave to take a dump.  I absolutely live in mortal fear of my "plop" being heard by another human soul.



Try flushing the toilet at the same time there is a sound expected to come out. Works for me :smile: Hopefully its one of those long and noisy flushers  :wink:


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: TYL3R]
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i avoid dumpin in public, but ifi have to, i hate it... especialy wen thee's a big gap in between the door... it's only like 1/4 " but still.. i was in this best buy about to shit my pans, so i couldnt stand it no more, i went in the shitter, and they had the 1 stall, that was all huge in the corner, so the door faced the opening door (it was wierd) but the gap all around the door was like 3/4" wide it was so fucked up... i was praying no one was gonna walk in... cause i was unleashing the beast.. got lucky that time... but still....


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: BanJankri]
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RandalFlagg said:
I am one of the ones that are afraid to be heard.  So, if I am on the shitter and someone walks in, I will wait until they leave to take a dump.  I absolutely live in mortal fear of my "plop" being heard by another human soul.



:rotfl:

Same here !1!!1

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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: TYL3R]
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TYL3R said:
RandalFlagg said:
I am one of the ones that are afraid to be heard.  So, if I am on the shitter and someone walks in, I will wait until they leave to take a dump.  I absolutely live in mortal fear of my "plop" being heard by another human soul.



:rotfl:

Same here !1!!1


That's why you just plug your ears. If you can't hear it seems like no one will. Try it next time :smile:


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: SirFrancisBacon]
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SirFrancisBacon said:
How bout this: if you and another person start pissing at the same time, everyone konws that its a race to see who lasts longer. tell me im not alone on this.


hell yeah i do! i remember this one special time, it was when i went to see war of the worlds, i had to pee so bad that i out pee'd two people in a row. Like i started about the same time as one dude... totally out pee'd him and then the second dude comes along right after the first dude and i fuckin out pee'd him too. it was so awesome. i felt very proud of myself as i walked out.  :grin:


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: dobinky]
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Hrmm, yeah ive noticed it, but it doesnt bother me. I dont really care.


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: dobinky]
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I have never, and will never take a dump in a public restroom. I also suffer from paruresis so unless I have the bathroom to myself I pretty much can't even take a wizz. That shit gets annoying when you're drinking in a crowded bar and the bathroom is never clear.


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: TheDude]
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I don't know if this ever happens to to you guys, but when I kinda have to go and there are a shit load of people, people on both sides of me, I find myself just standing there with my dick wipped out, unable to go. It's frustrating and makes you look stupid. I just can't piss when people are breathing down my neck.

You know what a weird thought? people like coltrane and einstein take shits. You don't want to think of them that way, but it is something we all share.

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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: weathereporter88]
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oh thinking about shitting, it is fun when you have the runs, and someone else need to use a public restroom..they smell what you just did. it is kind of funny on how they would react to the smell..but when you have to go, I dont give a fuck, I do my buisness and leave..

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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: Skunk420]
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skunk78395 said:
oh thinking about shitting, it is fun when you have the runs, and someone else need to use a public restroom..they smell what you just did. it is kind of funny on how they would react to the smell..but when you have to go, I dont give a fuck, I do my buisness and leave..


Usually they say something like "O snap!"  :tongue2:

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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:

Jerky Outlet?

I'll bet that lasted about two weeks.


I've seen a store called "Mustache Junction."


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: Plok]
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I always end up spilling piss down my pants because I'm in a rush to get out. I hate public bathrooms.


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: Skunk420]
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You shit in McD's. :smirk:


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: blissedout]
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I have to sometimes, but there is side restroom and when that is full I have to to go chevrons restroom. hey you have to go sometimes when it is neccessary...

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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: Skunk420]
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I'm just fucking with you, anyways. :wink:


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: blissedout]
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You guys are weird.  When I gotta go I gotta go.  I admit I make it as comfortable as possible, and if it's at all plausible I'll go home or somewhere nice, but who cares where you do your dirty shit as long as you keep yourself clean and sanitary.

Pussies, every guy has a dick, don't be shy about how small you are :tongue:


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: dobinky]
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I stand my ground. First of all, I don't give a shit if some guy thinks i'm not manly because I care about my appearance. Every guy cares about his appearance, some just don't admit it to themselves. I don't stand in front of a mirror for 10 minutes grooming myself, I look in the mirror to brush my hair out of my face and that's about it.

As for public urination, I don't like pissing next to some guy. It's not a matter of dick size because I'm above average in length and width-- it's just uncomfortable when there's a dude standing right next to you with his junk out. I use the stalls, if possible. It makes you look like a weirdo but I don't give a fuck-- I just want to empty my fucking bladder.

When I'm drunk, on the other hand, I can piss comfortably because I don't care about or notice the people next to me.


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: weathereporter88]
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Try pissing for the first time in front of a male probation officer. Not fun. There all up on your dick making sure its real and that the liquid is coming from the hole. Now its not a big deal but that first time it took like 3 min before i could start peeing.

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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: prefloppro]
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sometimes even in house bathrooms i cant pee because i can hear people outside and i think theyre listening to me...

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