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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: RandalFlagg]
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I could go on all day about mundane stuff like public bathroom behavior and experiences.

Has anybody ever bought a condom out of a public bathroom? Have you noticed they always have fucked up novelty condoms there like "French Ticklers" (which is basically some cheap condom with these little knobs glued onto it)? Are these public restroom condoms of good quality? They always look like they would fall apart (I purchased a couple just to look at them...I have never "field-tested" them).

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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: RandalFlagg]
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@ $.75 a pop fuck them


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: dobinky]
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dobinky said:
fuck them


I think that's exactly what they want you to do with them

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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: DNKYD]
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no comment.... so you ever hit up the jerky outlet or what


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: dobinky]
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Jerky Outlet? They put a Best Buy in where that used to be. Never got to go in there and check it out. I never did understand how you could make a business on nothin but jerky.

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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: DNKYD]
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shit...shows that i havent been in that plaza in like 2 years....

star still there?


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: dobinky]
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It's barely hangin on. I don't drive over there too much because of that new sheriff station.

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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: DNKYD]
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Jerky Outlet?

I'll bet that lasted about two weeks.

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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: RandalFlagg]
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hey had some good jerky and good prices....always got a bag then went to movies....

im out..nite


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Lasted a little longer than I expected, thats for sure. When they opened it a few of my friends were all stoked, but I refused to get caught up in the jerky hype.

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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: DNKYD]
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RandalFlagg, I have a friend who was asked by a girl to buy a condom for her from a bathroom, she specifically requested "french tickler."

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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: SirFrancisBacon]
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I bought a condom out of a bar bathroom to use later with this chick that was flirting with me once.  Finally, back at her place I went to the bathroom to piss and to put on the condom, it was a frickin cock ring, not a condom :frown:  No sex that night


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: pshawny]
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Ahahahaha


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: dobinky]
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The secret is to avoid eye contact - and have a serious poker-face when you're doing all that male-grooming.





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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: SirFrancisBacon]
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SirFrancisBacon said:
How bout this: if you and another person start pissing at the same time, everyone konws that its a race to see who lasts longer. tell me im not alone on this.



You are not alone. Some people sing in the shower, I sing in public bathrooms. Usually something like "Karma Chameleon."


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
I am one of the ones that are afraid to be heard. So, if I am on the shitter and someone walks in, I will wait until they leave to take a dump. I absolutely live in mortal fear of my "plop" being heard by another human soul.


i am the exact same way... only select people are allowed to hear me take a dump...


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: In(di)go]
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lol

i couldent really give much less of a shit if someone sees/hears/watches/ or wahtever....everyone does it...and i dont see why people are so wierd about it


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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: dobinky]
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This is actually a hot topic in modern literary theory classes. Hmmm...

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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
The people that shit in public bathrooms either aren't afraid to be heard in their shitting efforts(about 15%) or are afraid to be heard (the other 85%).


I've never used a public restroom for anything other than urinating. I have this weird thing where I have to use the stall to piss, because standing next to a guy pissing with me or whipping out my penis in what feels like public is terrifying.

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Re: Guys in the bathroom - a awkwardness that is universal [Re: bukkake]
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If I absolutely have to take a dump in a public bathroom, I go in, put toilet paper on the seat (I'm sure everyone does this), sit down, plug my ears, close my eyes, and shit as fast as possible. Usually takes like 30 seconds total from the time I sit down until I get up, unless I have some kind of diarrhea or something. And if I walk in and there are a couple urinals but someone is already pissing in one, I will take a stall instead. But if I walk in and there is no one in the bathroom at all, I will use the urinal, but I try to make it quick. If someone walks up and goes in the urinal next to me, I close the eye closest to that person so I don't even see them and I try to block my dick with my hand so there is no chance they can look at it. I usually only have people coming up next to me at a urinal while at a bar and everyone is drunk so it doesn't matter as much, but this only happens if a stall is not open, which I usually take. As far as looking in the mirror is concerned, I guess it's a subconscious thing where guys don't want other guys thinking they are obsessed about there appearance like girls are, who usually go to the bathroom specifically to look in the mirror, usually.


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