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OfflineTysonTomko
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Funniest Day at Work Ever. Was my Last Day so i went in Drunk
    #4568592 - 08/23/05 12:04 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Lol. is my last day today so i went in pretty drunk and was drinking while working lmao.

Anyways i also smoked a blunt with the photoguy during work.

But the point of the story is the funniest thing ever. Some drunk guy comes in with his girlfriend i guess. Anyways hes talking and shes not listening and talking on her cell phone. so then he motions for the phone and shuts it and starts singing this "Lend me your ears and i'll sing u a song." that song from the wonder years. i lmao at that

And then some other woman came in for a raincheck for a stupid ass $2 markers. she asks me for a raincheck and im like "i dont think i can do that but let me ask my manager" and i phone the manager and she says no. so i tell her sorry no raincheck. and shes like "why not" and im like "idk i guess cause its so cheap anyways" and then shes like "you did this to me before. I am gonna call Better Business Bureo cause this is illegal and Bait and switch" and then she rants about "bait and Switch for like 5 mins. and then im like "maam i just work here do u want me to call my manager?" and shes like no. and im like "k then have a nice day" what a bitch tho. funny day tho


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Re: Funniest Day at Work Ever. Was my Last Day so i went in Drunk [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4568645 - 08/23/05 12:12 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Hilarious.


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Re: Funniest Day at Work Ever. Was my Last Day so i went in Drunk [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4568671 - 08/23/05 12:16 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

u should have licked her taint since u wouldn't give her a raincheck.


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Re: Funniest Day at Work Ever. Was my Last Day so i went in Drunk [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4568685 - 08/23/05 12:20 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Or at least made up the part about licking her taint.


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Re: Funniest Day at Work Ever. Was my Last Day so i went in Drunk [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4568695 - 08/23/05 12:21 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

What is bait and switch?


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Re: Funniest Day at Work Ever. Was my Last Day so i went in Drunk [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #4568698 - 08/23/05 12:22 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

WeAreAllOne said:
What is bait and switch?




An illegal tactic in which a seller advertises a product with the intention of persuading customers to purchase a more expensive product.


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Re: Funniest Day at Work Ever. Was my Last Day so i went in Drunk [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4568749 - 08/23/05 12:31 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Car dealers use that shit all the time.


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Re: Funniest Day at Work Ever. Was my Last Day so i went in Drunk [Re: DNKYD]
    #4568766 - 08/23/05 12:36 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

did better the me dude, i usually go out like scarface from Half Baked..


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Re: Funniest Day at Work Ever. Was my Last Day so i went in Drunk [Re: Da_Vine]
    #4568874 - 08/23/05 01:05 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

A raincheck on some $2 markers?? Oh Myrtle....


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Re: Funniest Day at Work Ever. Was my Last Day so i went in Drunk [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4568995 - 08/23/05 01:37 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I dont give a fuck?? what a stupid ass story.. :confused:


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    #4569170 - 08/23/05 02:08 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

.


Edited by Yrtlzmo (02/04/13 11:00 PM)


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Re: Funniest Day at Work Ever. Was my Last Day so i went in Drunk [Re: Yrtlzmo]
    #4570559 - 08/23/05 01:40 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

BEERWEED!


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Re: Funniest Day at Work Ever. Was my Last Day so i went in Drunk [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4570849 - 08/23/05 02:58 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

HELLA_BEERWEED.


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