Home | Community | Message Board


MRCA Tyroler Gluckspilze
Please support our sponsors.

Community >> The Pub

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]
Offlinebarfightlard
tales of theinexpressible
Male

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 01/29/03
Posts: 8,670
Loc: Canoodia
Last seen: 6 years, 11 months
I'm an asshole drunk sometimes
    #4279122 - 06/10/05 10:52 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Theres always this one point in my drinking where I go just a bit too far and if I get something in my mind and don't get it I will be as annoying as fuck to try too. Like last night I got a few too many beers in my and me my cousin and his cousin were walking home. And I just felt like wrestling and my cousin didn't want to so I tried to get his cousin too and he didn't want too so I kept antagonising him, with words and hitting him in the face with my shirt, I just didn't give up.

I feel like a total ass, because I was one......Hopefully this guy wont hold any grudges when I talk to him next.

I need to watch how much I drink.....


--------------------

"What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
Male

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 60,933
Loc: the sky
Re: I'm an asshole drunk sometimes [Re: barfightlard]
    #4279124 - 06/10/05 10:53 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Well that's no good! Try and be satisfied with being less drunk and going slower.


--------------------
Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineXUL
vivacious
Male User Gallery
Registered: 03/16/05
Posts: 13,601
Last seen: 6 days, 18 hours
Re: I'm an asshole drunk sometimes [Re: barfightlard]
    #4279132 - 06/10/05 10:56 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

When I get to the point of memory loss I tell people to hit me and stuipid shit like that.

The other weekend I told my friend to slap me in the face.

Once before somone sack tapped me, and I told him to do it again.

I only remember these cuz they told me the next day

still tho.. Im worried about myself
thats a little wierd for me to be doing...


--------------------
Do not wait to strike until the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.
-W.B. Yeats


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinebarfightlard
tales of theinexpressible
Male

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 01/29/03
Posts: 8,670
Loc: Canoodia
Last seen: 6 years, 11 months
Re: I'm an asshole drunk sometimes [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4279140 - 06/10/05 11:04 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I have trouble doing that sometimes, I'm always looking for just a little better buzz and then I go a bit too far......If only one buddy was there he's always up for drunk wrestling haha.


--------------------

"What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflinePhychotron
Crazy Mofo
Male User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 06/17/02
Posts: 9,087
Loc: In A Forest Of Colossal F...
Last seen: 6 days, 2 hours
Re: I'm an asshole drunk sometimes [Re: XUL]
    #4279143 - 06/10/05 11:04 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

try and stop and think about what your doing... it's way to easy to get to doin the 'fuck it, i'm drunk, i'll do it".. that's why most people get into trouble, cause they dont think about what thier doing, or how stupid they look.... and reallly, they look pretty stupid to sober people.


--------------------
On a mission to prove that the truth gets you no where.
They tried the truth, It didn't work. Then they wrote the bible. 

Only the foolish fear the inevitable.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleIrradiated_Feces
doomedgeneration
 User Gallery

Registered: 07/12/03
Posts: 4,278
Loc: Great White North
Re: I'm an asshole drunk sometimes [Re: Phychotron]
    #4279159 - 06/10/05 11:13 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

My friend bitch slapped my other friend who was extremely hammered at the time and KO'd him. Funniest thing I've ever seen. Then he pulled up his shirt while he was unconcious and gave him a two finger lick'n'slap.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleStonerguy
I smoke penis
Male

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 5,538
Loc: Lost
Re: I'm an asshole drunk sometimes [Re: barfightlard]
    #4279163 - 06/10/05 11:15 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Im a really happy drunk. Either Im to wasted to want to fight or Ive had enough to control myself. I actually can controll myself pretty good for the amount I drink to how big I am.


--------------------
yawn...
SG


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleKrishna
कृष्ण,LOL
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/08/03
Posts: 23,284
Loc: oakland
Re: I'm an asshole drunk sometimes [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4279184 - 06/10/05 11:22 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

whenever i get really, really drunk i just want to turn up the music very loudly and spin around like a crazy man.

usually ends up in me falling and hurting myself :grin:


--------------------




Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisibleafoaf
CEO DBK?
 User Gallery

Registered: 11/08/02
Posts: 32,665
Loc: Ripple's Heart
Re: I'm an asshole drunk sometimes [Re: barfightlard]
    #4279199 - 06/10/05 11:32 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I hate people like you.


--------------------
All I know is The Growery is a place where losers who get banned here go.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinebarfightlard
tales of theinexpressible
Male

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 01/29/03
Posts: 8,670
Loc: Canoodia
Last seen: 6 years, 11 months
Re: I'm an asshole drunk sometimes [Re: afoaf]
    #4279231 - 06/10/05 11:40 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I hate people like me too....

the thing is when I'm drunk I don't say I'm drunk fuck it, I just don't think at all.....


--------------------

"What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks


Edited by bellylard (06/10/05 11:41 AM)


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisibleafoaf
CEO DBK?
 User Gallery

Registered: 11/08/02
Posts: 32,665
Loc: Ripple's Heart
Re: I'm an asshole drunk sometimes [Re: barfightlard]
    #4279268 - 06/10/05 11:47 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

stop drinking.


--------------------
All I know is The Growery is a place where losers who get banned here go.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleHeavyToilet
The Heaviest OfThem All
Male

Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 9,458
Loc: British Columbia
Re: I'm an asshole drunk sometimes [Re: barfightlard]
    #4279299 - 06/10/05 11:53 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

It's not really a bad thing man.

I do that too... it's funny to harass people that don't want to fight. It's even better to fight people that want to fight.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisibleafoaf
CEO DBK?
 User Gallery

Registered: 11/08/02
Posts: 32,665
Loc: Ripple's Heart
Re: I'm an asshole drunk sometimes [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4279308 - 06/10/05 11:55 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

drunks that act like that are either annoying frat boys
or annoying gay boys, or annoying gay frat boys.

which one are you?


--------------------
All I know is The Growery is a place where losers who get banned here go.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinebarfightlard
tales of theinexpressible
Male

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 01/29/03
Posts: 8,670
Loc: Canoodia
Last seen: 6 years, 11 months
Re: I'm an asshole drunk sometimes [Re: afoaf]
    #4279320 - 06/10/05 11:57 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

afoaf said:
stop drinking.




Maybe I should, but it's so damn fun somtimes.

Heavy I was buggin the shit out of this guy for 10 minutesand I even followed him to his door and was trying to get in, then when he was shutting the door I screamed OOOOWWWW, thinking he slammed my hand in the door he opened it back up giving me another chance to get in heh...

He should have turned around and punched me.


--------------------

"What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
Male

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 60,933
Loc: the sky
Re: I'm an asshole drunk sometimes [Re: barfightlard]
    #4279323 - 06/10/05 11:58 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah he should have.


--------------------
Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleHeavyToilet
The Heaviest OfThem All
Male

Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 9,458
Loc: British Columbia
Re: I'm an asshole drunk sometimes [Re: afoaf]
    #4279326 - 06/10/05 11:58 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I just like to beat the crap out of people because I never lose.

It's fucking funny.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisibleafoaf
CEO DBK?
 User Gallery

Registered: 11/08/02
Posts: 32,665
Loc: Ripple's Heart
Re: I'm an asshole drunk sometimes [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4279330 - 06/10/05 11:59 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

ok, then you're an annoying gay frat boy.

you lose life.


--------------------
All I know is The Growery is a place where losers who get banned here go.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleHeavyToilet
The Heaviest OfThem All
Male

Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 9,458
Loc: British Columbia
Re: I'm an asshole drunk sometimes [Re: afoaf]
    #4279344 - 06/10/05 12:02 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I'll beat you up.

But really, people that don't want to fight and wrestle are usually really lazy fat fucks. People in decent shape shouldn't be so scared of getting in a fight.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
Male

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 60,933
Loc: the sky
Re: I'm an asshole drunk sometimes [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4279346 - 06/10/05 12:02 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I'm skinny and bony and hate fighting for fun.


--------------------
Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisibleafoaf
CEO DBK?
 User Gallery

Registered: 11/08/02
Posts: 32,665
Loc: Ripple's Heart
Re: I'm an asshole drunk sometimes [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4279359 - 06/10/05 12:06 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I don't mind wrestling and fighting...I just hate annoying drunks.


--------------------
All I know is The Growery is a place where losers who get banned here go.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]

Community >> The Pub

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* What was like the first time u drunk alcohol??? Jalruza 1,155 16 03/28/08 12:24 PM
by danlennon3
* Got drunk and pissed on everything again. UPDATED! Now With More Piss!
( 1 2 3 4 all )
vandago 3,528 78 04/27/09 05:19 PM
by bimbo12
* Alcohol makes you do some Dumb Ass Shit! cozmic debris 1,192 14 04/04/09 01:34 AM
by Pigasus
* picking up alcohol problem again
( 1 2 all )
ohmatic 3,260 28 01/30/07 03:10 PM
by str8
* alcoholics NEVER EVER fucking learn, ever. zSDMF 1,471 15 05/11/08 03:28 PM
by Coaster
* drunk asshole moments
( 1 2 all )
StickyRicky 2,767 33 05/11/09 12:25 AM
by mattman
* Alcohol vs. Cannabis
( 1 2 all )
TYL3R 1,739 34 08/27/05 08:52 PM
by Captain Loafy McPoopdick
* Fucking Asshole alcohol assesstment assessers nakors_junk_bag 1,092 10 12/13/05 07:33 PM
by VoidOfsPg

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
1,981 topic views. 17 members, 150 guests and 45 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:
Zamnesia.com
Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2016 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.056 seconds spending 0.004 seconds on 16 queries.