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RandalFlagg
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If you were going to commit suicide.....
#4483589 - 08/01/05 11:25 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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1. What would you do, accomplish, or wrap up before you died? 2. What technique would you use to kill yourself?
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4483593 - 08/01/05 11:26 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think I would hurl myself from a precipice in a national park, while on LSD.
Before that, I would accomplish smoking my last joint.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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CaptainH13
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4483600 - 08/01/05 11:28 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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yea,i'd jump from somthing really really reallly high...
that's be the shit for like 9.08456 seconds,then it would suck....
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TYL3R
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4483603 - 08/01/05 11:28 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck suicide.
I'd rob banks like a bat outa hell.
If after i became a billionair, i was still alive...then i'd want to stay that way.
Robot - How was the flick ?
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ilikebigbuds21
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4483609 - 08/01/05 11:29 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why?
-------------------- I don't think I just drink Cowgold said: Blacks don't eat mushrooms. You can't be black. It's impossible.
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: TYL3R]
#4483610 - 08/01/05 11:29 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Tremendously awesome.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Trainwreck
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4483613 - 08/01/05 11:30 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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I would take a more then lethal dose of sleeping pills, then sit down and smoke my last joint.
Then just fall into my infinite sleep.
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Noetical
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4483635 - 08/01/05 11:34 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was thinking of making a thread like this earlier but was to lazy.
I'd want to be shot out of some sort of giant space cannon in a space suit with about three and a half minutes of oxygen left so I could listen to 'When Jokers Attack' before I die and eventually dissolve into cosmic galaxy goo.
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Hawkeye2
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: Trainwreck]
#4483674 - 08/01/05 11:43 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Trainwreck said: I would take a more then lethal dose of sleeping pills, then sit down and smoke my last joint.
Then just fall into my infinite sleep.
Word.
Or maybe a lethal dose of heroin. I heard that's a pleasant way to die...
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ilikebigbuds21
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4483694 - 08/01/05 11:49 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd be really original
1) A note 2) A 9mm in my throat
-------------------- I don't think I just drink Cowgold said: Blacks don't eat mushrooms. You can't be black. It's impossible.
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Shroomism
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4483703 - 08/01/05 11:51 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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tons of drugs.. skydive, no parachute
oh and for my accomplishment I would strap myself with C4 and try to land somewhere important
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4483706 - 08/01/05 11:52 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: 1. What would you do, accomplish, or wrap up before you died?
I would kill all the people who ever treated me unfairly. you all know who you are. bastards. No way I would ever think about checking out of this shithole without taking all of you assholes with me. And I would try to torture them too, if I had the means.
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2. What technique would you use to kill yourself?
assuming I didn't go out in a hail of bullets in step 1, I would OD on heroin, very gradually. I find that on a high dose of opiates, your breathing becomes labored and you think to yourself that each breath may be your last, but you're so high it doesn't really have a lot of significance. You cease to care about dying.
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mantis
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4483805 - 08/02/05 12:20 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shotgun blast to the head, I'd leave a hell of a scene for the authorities to clean up. I'd lock the door and leave a note on the outside so no loved ones would discover my body.
I'd never fucking kill myself, it's a horrible thing to put your family and friends through.
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4483812 - 08/02/05 12:22 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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What would you do, accomplish, or wrap up before you died?
Update my will, and perhaps leave an apocryphal and hopefully chilling suicide note.
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What technique would you use to kill yourself?
Drive my car off a cliff and, before it hit, shoot myself in the head.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4483821 - 08/02/05 12:24 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd smoke a bunch of DMT and eat an ounce of mushrooms, then jump out of a plane over a suburban housing area.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4483825 - 08/02/05 12:25 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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*with no parachute
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Redstorm
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4483826 - 08/02/05 12:25 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd take Hella_Tight down with me.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: Redstorm]
#4483832 - 08/02/05 12:26 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh yeah. I'd destroy all my mortal enemies first.
/shakes fist at redstorm
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TheDude
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4483846 - 08/02/05 12:29 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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I would make NASA send me to mars, then I would exit the shuttle without any shit on....right after hotboxing it.
-------------------- "this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4483851 - 08/02/05 12:30 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Definately a half-stick of dynamite in a public place.
hell, a whole stick. Or maybe two, they're small. Not necessarily a crowded place, though.
-------------------- It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!
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