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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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If you were going to commit suicide.....
    #4483589 - 08/01/05 11:25 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

1. What would you do, accomplish, or wrap up before you died?
2. What technique would you use to kill yourself?

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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4483593 - 08/01/05 11:26 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I think I would hurl myself from a precipice in a national park, while on LSD.

Before that, I would accomplish smoking my last joint.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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InvisibleCaptainH13
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4483600 - 08/01/05 11:28 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

yea,i'd jump from somthing really really reallly high...


that's be the shit for like 9.08456 seconds,then it would suck....


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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4483603 - 08/01/05 11:28 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck suicide.

I'd rob banks like a bat outa hell.

If after i became a billionair, i was still alive...then i'd want to stay that way.

Robot - How was the flick ?

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Offlineilikebigbuds21
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4483609 - 08/01/05 11:29 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Why?


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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: TYL3R]
    #4483610 - 08/01/05 11:29 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Tremendously awesome.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4483613 - 08/01/05 11:30 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I would take a more then lethal dose of sleeping pills, then sit down and smoke my last joint.

Then just fall into my infinite sleep.

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InvisibleNoetical
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4483635 - 08/01/05 11:34 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I was thinking of making a thread like this earlier but was to lazy.

I'd want to be shot out of some sort of giant space cannon in a space suit with about three and a half minutes of oxygen left so I could listen to 'When Jokers Attack' before I die and eventually dissolve into cosmic galaxy goo.

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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: Trainwreck]
    #4483674 - 08/01/05 11:43 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Trainwreck said:
I would take a more then lethal dose of sleeping pills, then sit down and smoke my last joint.

Then just fall into my infinite sleep.





Word.

Or maybe a lethal dose of heroin. I heard that's a pleasant way to die...

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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4483694 - 08/01/05 11:49 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I'd be really original

1) A note
2) A 9mm in my throat


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Cowgold said:
Blacks don't eat mushrooms. You can't be black. It's impossible.

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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4483703 - 08/01/05 11:51 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

tons of drugs.. skydive, no parachute

oh and for my accomplishment I would strap myself with C4 and try to land somewhere important


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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4483706 - 08/01/05 11:52 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
1. What would you do, accomplish, or wrap up before you died?





I would kill all the people who ever treated me unfairly. you all know who you are. bastards. No way I would ever think about checking out of this shithole without taking all of you assholes with me. And I would try to torture them too, if I had the means.

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2. What technique would you use to kill yourself?




assuming I didn't go out in a hail of bullets in step 1, I would OD on heroin, very gradually. I find that on a high dose of opiates, your breathing becomes labored and you think to yourself that each breath may be your last, but you're so high it doesn't really have a lot of significance. You cease to care about dying.

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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4483805 - 08/02/05 12:20 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Shotgun blast to the head, I'd leave a hell of a scene for the authorities to clean up. I'd lock the door and leave a note on the outside so no loved ones would discover my body.

I'd never fucking kill myself, it's a horrible thing to put your family and friends through.


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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4483812 - 08/02/05 12:22 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

What would you do, accomplish, or wrap up before you died?




Update my will, and perhaps leave an apocryphal and hopefully chilling suicide note.

Quote:

What technique would you use to kill yourself?




Drive my car off a cliff and, before it hit, shoot myself in the head.


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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4483821 - 08/02/05 12:24 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I'd smoke a bunch of DMT and eat an ounce of mushrooms, then jump out of a plane over a suburban housing area.


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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4483825 - 08/02/05 12:25 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

*with no parachute


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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4483826 - 08/02/05 12:25 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I'd take Hella_Tight down with me.

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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: Redstorm]
    #4483832 - 08/02/05 12:26 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Oh yeah. I'd destroy all my mortal enemies first.

/shakes fist at redstorm


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InvisibleTheDude
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4483846 - 08/02/05 12:29 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I would make NASA send me to mars, then I would exit the shuttle without any shit on....right after hotboxing it.


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OfflineBloodNOil
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Re: If you were going to commit suicide..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4483851 - 08/02/05 12:30 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Definately a half-stick of dynamite in a public place.

hell, a whole stick. Or maybe two, they're small. Not necessarily a crowded place, though.


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