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Offlinemikeyboy
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Why are boobs so awesome?
    #4477928 - 07/31/05 07:19 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I have a thing for boobs, they're just great.



But they're just balls of fat...  Does it make sense??

Who else enjoys the joy of boobies?  :tongue: :thumbup:


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Re: Why are boobs so awesome? [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4477940 - 07/31/05 07:24 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

i dont think there so awesome as people say...

i like them cause theyre soft, and good to lay on.... and cause girls go wiggly when i kiss them.

:heart:


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Re: Why are boobs so awesome? [Re: Todcasil]
    #4477944 - 07/31/05 07:25 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

yea dude i was wondering that the other day too. i love boobs more then makes sense, but fuck it. Stop thinking and enjoy the boobs


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Re: Why are boobs so awesome? [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4477954 - 07/31/05 07:26 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

It isnt just men that like boobs, women are as obsessed, if not more so with breasts. Maybe because for all of us, it was that stalagmite of life that our toothless gums acted like involuntary divining rods upon.


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Re: Why are boobs so awesome? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4477968 - 07/31/05 07:28 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

boobs make my pee pee bigger.


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Re: Why are boobs so awesome? [Re: crystallize]
    #4477979 - 07/31/05 07:31 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

crystallize said:
boobs make my pee pee bigger.




even these?



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Re: Why are boobs so awesome? [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4477981 - 07/31/05 07:32 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

They aren't balls of fat.

They're balls of milk.


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Re: Why are boobs so awesome? [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4477991 - 07/31/05 07:34 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

they are good!


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Re: Why are boobs so awesome? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4477992 - 07/31/05 07:34 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

pee pee much smaller now.


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Re: Why are boobs so awesome? [Re: crystallize]
    #4478006 - 07/31/05 07:37 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Wow... I thought this was a joke at first, but check out the Kilroy Tits...


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Re: Why are boobs so awesome? [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4478041 - 07/31/05 07:46 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

It's not the boobs themselves, it's what they represent.

Fertility...

HOWEVER, the size and shape you men tend to like in breasts (obviously not all men) DOES NOT occur in nature. I'd rather know why men prefer the appearence of fake, overstuffed breasts. At the eye doctor I read National Geographic and there was an article about breats, fake and otherwise. The busty, huge-boob look is in again as plastic surgury becomes even more available to the common woman.

So why do men seem to like fake breasts if all they'll be cuddling is a balloon of plastic? I guess if you'd like to delude yourself and PRETEND that they're real...I bet a lot of men do that. Kind of silly if you ask me. I am a woman who gets aroused by breasts, but REAL ones. Fake ones freak me out.

Cleavage does not occur in the wild.


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Re: Why are boobs so awesome? [Re: MOTH]
    #4478058 - 07/31/05 07:55 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Cleavage does not occur in the wild.

yes it does! i know lots of girls with natural cleavage. I read somewhere (natGeo too i think) that the evolution of breasts was a response to walking upright. in the lower primates the buttocks are a major mate attractant. (on all fours the buttocks are at eye level) the human breasts are a sort of substitute.


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Re: Why are boobs so awesome? [Re: MOTH]
    #4478065 - 07/31/05 07:58 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Nicely said Elle! (Oh and a good LSD report by the way a nice read! :smile:)

It's our natural instincts taking over, for example wider hips and busty women are more "child bearing" in appearance.



I don't actually like fake boobies, nor huge ones, nice naturals all the way  :sun:


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Re: Why are boobs so awesome? [Re: MOTH]
    #4478078 - 07/31/05 08:00 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I personally can't stand obviously fake boobs. If I'm watching porn, and a chick with sacks of water bolted to her chest comes on screen, I have to fast foward through it. I don't know how women can think they look good... On the other hand, the exceptionally rare well done and discreet boob job can be a thing of beauty.

For me, shape and feel are much more important than size. Nothing saggy or hard. Nice and soft and round. Yum.


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Re: Why are boobs so awesome? [Re: psychomime]
    #4478079 - 07/31/05 08:00 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I'm sorry, but as a woman, I can say that BIG CLEAVAGE (with the breasts pumped up close together in hills)

DOES NOT EXIST NATURALLY

Women use bras to get that effect, it does not occur on its own. 

I think I've been in enough lady shower rooms to know.  :smirk:


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Re: Why are boobs so awesome? [Re: MOTH]
    #4478090 - 07/31/05 08:03 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Cleavage, by definition, is not limited to breasts.

The split in your ass can be classified as naturally occuring cleavage.


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Re: Why are boobs so awesome? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4478094 - 07/31/05 08:05 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I'll give you that...

I'm just repeating what I read yesterday.  Granted I only had one eye when I was reading.  :smirk:

I think they were talking about the Hollywood-style cleavage, with the breasts held close together and pushed up.


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Re: Why are boobs so awesome? [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4478097 - 07/31/05 08:06 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Fake boobs are the worst thing to ever happen to mankind. If I wanted to suck on water balloons they are 50 cents a pack at the store. I would rather have my girl be boobless then have fake ones. and anyways the shape of fake ones are wrong too. Ill post a pic of some great small/medium sized ones if I can find the chick im thinking of in my private collection :smile:


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Re: Why are boobs so awesome? [Re: MOTH]
    #4478100 - 07/31/05 08:07 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
I think I've been in enough lady shower rooms to know.  :smirk:




Lucky for some  :wink:        :cheer: :boobs: :cheer:


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Re: Why are boobs so awesome? [Re: MOTH]
    #4478102 - 07/31/05 08:08 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
I think I've been in enough lady shower rooms to know.  :smirk:




Can I tag along next time???


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