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schmutzen
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My Conversation with the DEA....
#4460957 - 07/27/05 05:17 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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....Sitting on the couch reading "Searching for the Sound", smoking some heady nugz, the phone rings, "High this blah, blah, with the DEA, how are you today?" Panic. Me: Good, and you? Lady on the phone: Good, I'm calling today to ask for supporter donations. Me: Is it tax-deductable? LP: No. Me: If the guvment legalized drugs, they could be taxed, and you guys would have more funding. LP: We're not for legalization. Me: oh, OHHH??? Do you know how many people are in prison for non-violent possesion of Marijuana? Do you know how much it costs the tax-payers per day, per person to keep them there? LP: We need to keep drugz away from the children. Me: How about we educate the children? LP: Like how? Me: Well getting rid of DARE was a really good start. LP: That's your opinion, and we need people with different opinions, you would receive a supporter sticker. Me: No, it's a fact the DARE program has been discontinued. Does the sticker have prison bars on it? LP: Silence Me: Do you support the medicinal use of Marijuana? LP: That's really not my business. Me: Well...then...I don't think I....really want to.. be a part of... your...business. LP: Please keep us in mind for next year, click.
I hope I didn't fly too far into their radar, but I really felt the urge to speak my mind, we'll see if she calls back again
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StrandedVoyager
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Re: My Conversation with the DEA.... [Re: schmutzen]
#4460970 - 07/27/05 05:20 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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What the fuck?
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TYL3R
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Re: My Conversation with the DEA.... [Re: schmutzen]
#4460973 - 07/27/05 05:21 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Nice job!
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dblaney
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Re: My Conversation with the DEA.... [Re: TYL3R]
#4460977 - 07/27/05 05:22 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
TYL3R said:
Nice job!
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In(di)go
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Re: My Conversation with the DEA.... [Re: TYL3R]
#4460991 - 07/27/05 05:27 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
TYL3R said:
Nice job!
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freddurgan
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Re: My Conversation with the DEA.... [Re: In(di)go]
#4461007 - 07/27/05 05:31 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Seriously, nice.
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Anonymous
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Re: My Conversation with the DEA.... [Re: schmutzen]
#4461011 - 07/27/05 05:32 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Too bad she was most likely just some telemarketing civilian
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schmutzen
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Re: My Conversation with the DEA.... [Re: freddurgan]
#4461020 - 07/27/05 05:33 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Thanks guys, I tried. I wish you all could have heard my voice inflections.
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schmutzen
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Re: My Conversation with the DEA.... [Re: Anonymous]
#4461030 - 07/27/05 05:35 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Too bad she was most likely just some telemarketing civilian
I'd still like to think that I at least made her think about it.
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TheDude
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Re: My Conversation with the DEA.... [Re: schmutzen]
#4461087 - 07/27/05 05:52 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Prepare to have your door kicked down and a gun shoved in your face in
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StrandedVoyager
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Re: My Conversation with the DEA.... [Re: TheDude]
#4461093 - 07/27/05 05:54 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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So these cocksucking cracker motherfuckers don't get enough federal funding to chase private citizens who are causing no harm to anyone, they need to ask for private funding too? What a bunch of bullshit.
Let's see... I have $20 extra at the end of the month in my bank account. Do I want to go buy a sack or give it to the DEA?
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faslimy
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Re: My Conversation with the DEA.... [Re: schmutzen]
#4461118 - 07/27/05 06:01 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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good job
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filthysock
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Re: My Conversation with the DEA.... [Re: schmutzen]
#4461132 - 07/27/05 06:04 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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ROCK ON
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Plok
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Re: My Conversation with the DEA.... [Re: schmutzen]
#4461142 - 07/27/05 06:07 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Awesome. Maybe we should start a grassroots harassment effort where we all call the DEA on a daily basis and make similar comments.
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TYL3R
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Re: My Conversation with the DEA.... [Re: Plok]
#4461145 - 07/27/05 06:10 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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AND ask for donations
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Re: My Conversation with the DEA.... [Re: schmutzen]
#4461470 - 07/27/05 07:46 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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That was trippy how you talked with her..right on!!..it is true there are people in prison for non violent crimes to do with drugs, and some of them are in there a lot longer then violent criminals...it is pretty fucked up....But... I would not answer her that way because of my legal problems..I would just would tell them I don't have enough money to donate...sorry..
Edited by skunk78395 (07/27/05 07:47 PM)
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Prisoner#1
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Re: My Conversation with the DEA.... [Re: schmutzen]
#4461518 - 07/27/05 08:01 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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namaste said: ....Sitting on the couch reading "Searching for the Sound", smoking some heady nugz, the phone rings, "High this blah, blah, with the DEA, how are you today?" Panic
it's just a telemarketer... I had one from them and a couple of other cop campaigns, it doesnt take much to answers if you lead the to believe you're making a donation
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BetaDelta
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Re: My Conversation with the DEA.... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#4461551 - 07/27/05 08:11 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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We're not for legalization...No Kidding. Now I hate telemarketers even more
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exclusive58
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Re: My Conversation with the DEA.... [Re: BetaDelta]
#4461784 - 07/27/05 09:16 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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you should've told her something like: "I'll make a donation but there's a condition. You have to tell me that you support the legalization of marijuana and that you admit that it would be an economic and social benefit."
anyway
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Re: My Conversation with the DEA.... [Re: schmutzen]
#4461867 - 07/27/05 09:39 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I would have said:
Me: "Wow, this is great news!!!"
Them: "hahaha yes, so you can help with a donation today?"
Me: "Yeah, great news indeed! Congratulations on your budget cuts, I'm so glad to hear that you people are strapped for cash."
*click*
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