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OfflineTheravadaDreams
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I love my new telemarketing job
    #7779903 - 12/19/07 10:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I started working for a telemarketing company last week named THC Telemarketing. The problem is I laugh everytime the computer calls someone.

Our first catch phrase is "Hello, my name is ___ from THC Telemarketing"

People think I'm prank calling em. Maybe I should quit smoking before work or something.


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Re: I love my new telemarketing job [Re: TheravadaDreams]
    #7779914 - 12/19/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I love fucking with telemarketers, keeping them tied up on the phone for a couple hours while i watch tv so they miss their quotas...I was one for a short time, and hated when people did this to me.

Also, you can go through the entire process of buying whatever they are selling, and bail at the last moment and say you changed your mind...priceless

peace

ps...telemarketing is shitty work, and most people will not like you calling them


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Re: I love my new telemarketing job [Re: TheravadaDreams]
    #7779915 - 12/19/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Oh shit, that is hilarious. That sucks you have to do outbound calls.. I do inbound sales and I gotta tell you, it's much, much easier.

I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face though if I had to tell people I'm from THC Telemarketing.. what do you guys sell, anyway? Jibbers?


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Re: I love my new telemarketing job [Re: MorphMan]
    #7779923 - 12/19/07 11:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Magazine Subscriptions, the sad part is I'm the top sales agent on the floor with an average of 2 sales a day


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Re: I love my new telemarketing job [Re: TheravadaDreams]
    #7779928 - 12/19/07 11:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Haha, wow. It must suck to have to do that all day. But, it does beat flipping burgers or working at a shoe store or something. Retail sucks worse.


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Re: I love my new telemarketing job [Re: TheravadaDreams]
    #7780055 - 12/20/07 12:15 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

how much money is that?

I once sold around 2500 ( a little less, was in 24 or 23 hundred, in five hours)


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Re: I love my new telemarketing job [Re: johnm214]
    #7780068 - 12/20/07 12:19 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i averaged about 3 leads a day selling windows and doors. the management was a joke, and we got free coffee


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Re: I love my new telemarketing job [Re: TheravadaDreams]
    #7780082 - 12/20/07 12:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I was makin bank doing telemarketing for a mortgage company when the rates were super low a couple years ago. I was the shit at it, but got bored saying the same shit over and over again for 8 hours. I ended up getting fired cause I started writing the numbers down of people that got bent out of shape when I called and pranked them when I got home. It was a riot.


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