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Re: girl help [Re: Liz]
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ifallapart said:
just be straight forward, be like "damn, wish i wasn't smoking this by myself...care to join me sometime?"  or ask her out to dinner or something.  Sounds like shes interested, so I wouldnt worry too much about getting rejected.  Good luck :smile:


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Re: girl help [Re: moosehead]
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i think ill ask her to blaze before asking to go out and eat because i know she smokes.. Shes so cute and friendly,i couldnt ask for more in a girl. shes latino i think


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"Psychedelics should be used not to escape reality, but to embrace it"


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Re: girl help [Re: KristiMidocean]
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KristiMidocean said:
just ask I work at 7-11 and see so many guys that I would love to ask me to chill.  and some i know are into me and want to say something and even walk backwards out the door because they are smiling at me and they get in their car and watch me from their car still smiling... but none have said anything to me!! what the hell... but they do come in like three or more times in like an hour time period for stupid things and always say things like oh weell i just forgot we are out of ice then they come back and say oh i forgot cups..... its funny




here's an idea:  ASK THEM

or would that cause your brain to short circuit, or something?

:lol:

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Re: girl help [Re: KingOftheThing]
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KingOftheThing said:
what about if he told her he got  gum on his pants then when she looked down he pulled a gummy looking piece of ballsack through his zipper?


as yes, the ol Funky Gum trick.  Works everytime :thumbup:


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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

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Re: girl help [Re: danlennon3]
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Tell her that you want to say something hip so she will chill with you but she's so beatiful that she leaves you tonge tied.  Then say so I'm just going to ask if you will hang out and maybe I'll think of something cool to say if my heart ever stops beating so fast. :thumbup:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: girl help [Re: Icelander]
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Icelander said:
Tell her that you want to say something hip so she will chill with you but she's so beatiful that she leaves you tonge tied.  Then say so I'm just going to ask if you will hang out and maybe I'll think of something cool to say if my heart ever stops beating so fast. :thumbup:


thats so lame it just might work!!!!


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



:cactus:

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Re: girl help [Re: Todcasil]
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It has! :grin: I got a very beatiful girlfriend with a variation of that lame line. Girls love to know that they have shook you up, IF, you're cool enough to admit it. :thumbup:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: girl help [Re: Icelander]
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I wouldn't ask her if I were you. She will probably laugh and say, "whatever", in a valley-girl accent. Don't risk the rejection, it can hurt your ego pretty bad. Just kidding! I almost let this girl slip yesterday but I got her number eventually. If you can tell a girl is into you, she probably is, the odds are in your favor, so you have nothing to lose. No go do it and report back to us immediately :smile:


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I got a buddy with United Fruit, get ya started...

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Re: girl help [Re: danlennon3]
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your gonna laugh but this will work...

tell her that she would look good going out to dinner with you.

this one has never failed me!~

but...you need to muster all your strength up and do this as confident as you possible can!~

women like men that are confident in themself.

tc


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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!

Brainiac said:
PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.


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Re: girl help [Re: Roadkill]
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unfortunately i haven't seen her really since then. i saw her once but the manager was there so i didn't want to mention anything about smoking.


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