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I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow.
    #4426764 - 07/20/05 04:17 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

God I hate this college frat boi town. Nothing has happened but I know how all these bastards are and it freaks me the fuck out. Little sisters are total pains.


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Re: I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4426808 - 07/20/05 04:32 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I hear ya. Fortunately my sister's got a real head on her shoulders, but I always worry about her because she's so tiny.


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Re: I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4426820 - 07/20/05 04:35 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, that's what freaks me out. She's small and weak.


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Re: I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4426824 - 07/20/05 04:36 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

We need buff black sisters.


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Re: I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4426828 - 07/20/05 04:36 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

haha

totally


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Re: I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4426838 - 07/20/05 04:39 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I bought a taser for my gf but she won't carry it.


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Re: I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow. [Re: GNIOM1498]
    #4426848 - 07/20/05 04:41 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

tasers are big and gay. you can still function after recovering for about 30 seconds. I want my sister to blow a can in some guys eye til he's fucking blind for life.


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Re: I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow. [Re: GNIOM1498]
    #4426849 - 07/20/05 04:41 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Shit, a taser would be cool.


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Re: I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4426850 - 07/20/05 04:42 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Fun if you want someone to piss their pants, which would be cool, but not effective.


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Re: I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4426860 - 07/20/05 04:45 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I would taze the shit out of my neighbor. Literally. I'd stand in my doorway, and be like, "Hey Ed, come on over." Then I'd zap his drunk ass as soon as he got close enough.


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Re: I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4426878 - 07/20/05 04:48 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

haha

my friend was tasing himself for fun so it can't hurt that bad.


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Re: I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4426885 - 07/20/05 04:50 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Well personally I would find tasers funner then mace. Why? because whats funnier then electrocuting someone with 200,000 volts of electricity and this shit hurts. ( I had to try it out)


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Re: I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow. [Re: GNIOM1498]
    #4426886 - 07/20/05 04:51 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I bet it wasn't beyond a second because beyond that he would definetly fall to the ground.


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Re: I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow. [Re: GNIOM1498]
    #4426888 - 07/20/05 04:52 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

They'd be getting shocked or electrofied.

Electrocuted means killed by electricity.

(sorry, but I love pointing that out to people :grin:)


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Re: I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow. [Re: GNIOM1498]
    #4426889 - 07/20/05 04:52 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I'm pretty sure it was longer than a second.


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Re: I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4426894 - 07/20/05 04:54 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Well I wouldn't stop....so it would be Electrocuted. :smirk:


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Re: I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow. [Re: GNIOM1498]
    #4426895 - 07/20/05 04:55 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Tell me if their eyes pop outta the skull.


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Re: I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4426908 - 07/20/05 04:59 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow. [Re: GNIOM1498]
    #4426913 - 07/20/05 05:01 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

"In fact, at least 40 people have died after being hit with stun guns." Electrocuted.


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Re: I'm giving my sister a can of mase tomorrow. [Re: GNIOM1498]
    #4426922 - 07/20/05 05:04 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

"After the last Taser it was reported in the police officers report (that) he immediately became unconscious, and he never moved again," says Shelly Leyba. "They are using it excessively and in any situation that doesn't warrant that use of force."

haha that's FUCKED up


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