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OneMoreRobot3021
Registered: 06/06/03
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Sigh. I've really fucked up.,
#4279697 - 06/10/05 11:31 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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I've hated my job for a long time. A while ago they bought an account with Salesforce.com and I was supposed to learn how to use it. They forgot about it, I forgot about it, then they asked me to give a presentation on how to use it so before I leave (Wednesday's the last day I work here) I can show them. I have to give it on Monday.
I really have no idea how to use this crap.
I'm such a lazy tard.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Phishgrrl
Walking in thetall trees...
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Shit. Get your lazy tard ass off the shroomery and learn it! (that's called tough love).
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blink
eye of horus
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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., *DELETED* [Re: Phishgrrl]
#4279729 - 06/10/05 11:36 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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In(di)go
People of the sun.
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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: blink]
#4279741 - 06/10/05 11:40 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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blinkidiot said: easy shmeezy; just make it up and never admit you're wrong
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Corporal Kielbasa
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smacks you in the back of the head, then kicks you in the ass, Thats also called tuff love. Jersey style
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OneMoreRobot3021
Registered: 06/06/03
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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: blink]
#4279752 - 06/10/05 11:42 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wish it was that easy. I'm really fucking worried.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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HeavyToilet
The Heaviest OfThem All
Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 9,458
Loc: British Columbia
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Well it you shouldn't be worried about it if it's your last day there.
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bf6
Keep the highfive alive!
Registered: 01/29/04
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Yeah I'd get off the shroomery and start learning. Or you could just not worry about it. What are they going to do... fire you?
-------------------- The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth... bloodflower6 Yay for Pornography!
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niteowl
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Since Wed is your last day, I wouldnt sweat it. Just tell them you forgot to learn it. Let someone else do it.
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Irradiated_Feces
doomedgeneration
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Fuck it man it's your last day, have fun with it. Make a powepoint presentation with cute pictures and go nowhere diagrams and pie charts, gotta have pie charts.
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bf6
Keep the highfive alive!
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-------------------- The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth... bloodflower6 Yay for Pornography!
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OneMoreRobot3021
Registered: 06/06/03
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I just have to walk them through how to use the website and it's pretty convoluted and annoying.
I don't feel obligated to do it, I feel guilty about not doing it.
And, I worry about recommendations.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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bf6
Keep the highfive alive!
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Irradiated_Feces said: Fuck it man it's your last day, have fun with it. Make a powepoint presentation with cute pictures and go nowhere diagrams and pie charts, gotta have pie charts.
Nice.
-------------------- The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth... bloodflower6 Yay for Pornography!
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bf6
Keep the highfive alive!
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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: bf6]
#4279809 - 06/10/05 11:54 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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bf6 said: Or just spend some time here:
"Where OneMoreRobot should spend his time"
-------------------- The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth... bloodflower6 Yay for Pornography!
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Learyfan
It's the psychedelic movement!
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Are you going to be needing a good reference from this job? Otherwise, I don't know why you'd care.
Powerpoint + hello.jpg
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OneMoreRobot3021
Registered: 06/06/03
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Loc: the sky
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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: Learyfan]
#4279966 - 06/10/05 12:43 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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I guess I don't..
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
Registered: 08/19/03
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Make a really professional looking front page, then for the second page put a dead baby, then go "oops!" *click* to goatse "omg wtf lol!" *click* to lemonparty "omg wtheck is going on???!" *click* to "FUCK THIS JOB LOL"
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bf6
Keep the highfive alive!
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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4280167 - 06/10/05 01:37 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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HELLA_TIGHT said: Make a really professional looking front page, then for the second page put a dead baby, then go "oops!" *click* to goatse "omg wtf lol!" *click* to lemonparty "omg wtheck is going on???!" *click* to "FUCK THIS JOB LOL"
Yeah then say a coworker sabatoged you because they were jealous of your hair. Then make a face like this:
-------------------- The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth... bloodflower6 Yay for Pornography!
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afoaf
CEO DBK?
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I can teach you
I use that shit daily
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dblaney
Human Being
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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4280346 - 06/10/05 02:24 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's got to be one of the best ideas I've heard all day!
I'm doing that the next time I have to give a powerpoint
-------------------- "What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?" "Belief is a beautiful armor But makes for the heaviest sword" - John Mayer Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin. "This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln
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