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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Sigh. I've really fucked up.,
    #4279697 - 06/10/05 01:31 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I've hated my job for a long time.  A while ago they bought an account with Salesforce.com and I was supposed to learn how to use it.  They forgot about it, I forgot about it, then they asked me to give a presentation on how to use it so before I leave (Wednesday's the last day I work here) I can show them.  I have to give it on Monday.

I really have no idea how to use this crap.

I'm such a lazy tard. :sad:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4279707 - 06/10/05 01:32 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Shit. Get your lazy tard ass off the shroomery and learn it! (that's called tough love). :heart:


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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., *DELETED* [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #4279729 - 06/10/05 01:36 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: blink]
    #4279741 - 06/10/05 01:40 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

blinkidiot said:
easy shmeezy; just make it up and never admit you're wrong :smile:




:lol:


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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4279742 - 06/10/05 01:40 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

smacks you in the back of the head, then kicks you in the ass, Thats also called tuff love. Jersey style


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: blink]
    #4279752 - 06/10/05 01:42 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I wish it was that easy. I'm really fucking worried.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4279770 - 06/10/05 01:45 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Well it you shouldn't be worried about it if it's your last day there.


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Invisiblebf6
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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4279772 - 06/10/05 01:46 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah I'd get off the shroomery and start learning. Or you could just not worry about it. What are they going to do... fire you?  :wink:


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The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth...

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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4279787 - 06/10/05 01:48 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Since Wed is your last day, I wouldnt sweat it. Just tell them you forgot to learn it. Let someone else do it.


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Don't be bogged down by your past
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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4279794 - 06/10/05 01:49 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Fuck it man it's your last day, have fun with it. Make a powepoint presentation with cute pictures and go nowhere diagrams and pie charts, gotta have pie charts.


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Invisiblebf6
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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4279798 - 06/10/05 01:50 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Or just spend some time here:

"Where OneMoreRobot should spend his time"


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The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth...

bloodflower6

Yay for Pornography!


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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4279803 - 06/10/05 01:52 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I just have to walk them through how to use the website and it's pretty convoluted and annoying.

I don't feel obligated to do it, I feel guilty about not doing it.

And, I worry about recommendations.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Invisiblebf6
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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4279807 - 06/10/05 01:54 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Irradiated_Feces said:
Fuck it man it's your last day, have fun with it. Make a powepoint presentation with cute pictures and go nowhere diagrams and pie charts, gotta have pie charts.




Nice. :smile:


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The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth...

bloodflower6

Yay for Pornography!


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Invisiblebf6
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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: bf6]
    #4279809 - 06/10/05 01:54 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

bf6 said:
Or just spend some time here:

"Where OneMoreRobot should spend his time"




:yesnod:


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The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth...

bloodflower6

Yay for Pornography!


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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4279964 - 06/10/05 02:41 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Are you going to be needing a good reference from this job? Otherwise, I don't know why you'd care.

Powerpoint + hello.jpg





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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: Learyfan]
    #4279966 - 06/10/05 02:43 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

:grin:

I guess I don't..


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4280039 - 06/10/05 03:03 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Make a really professional looking front page, then for the second page put a dead baby, then go "oops!" *click* to goatse "omg wtf lol!" *click* to lemonparty "omg wtheck is going on???!" *click* to "FUCK THIS JOB LOL"


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Invisiblebf6
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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4280167 - 06/10/05 03:37 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
Make a really professional looking front page, then for the second page put a dead baby, then go "oops!" *click* to goatse "omg wtf lol!" *click* to lemonparty "omg wtheck is going on???!" *click* to "FUCK THIS JOB LOL"




Yeah then say a coworker sabatoged you because they were jealous of your hair. Then make a face like this:

:smile2:


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The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth...

bloodflower6

Yay for Pornography!


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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4280316 - 06/10/05 04:16 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I can teach you

I use that shit daily


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Invisibledblaney
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Re: Sigh. I've really fucked up., [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4280346 - 06/10/05 04:24 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

That's got to be one of the best ideas I've heard all day!

I'm doing that the next time I have to give a powerpoint


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But makes for the heaviest sword"
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