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Invisibledblaney
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Pot with teacher? *DELETED*
    #4154657 - 05/09/05 06:57 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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Offlinewarm_gun
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Re: Pot with teacher? [Re: dblaney]
    #4154675 - 05/09/05 07:03 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

thats a tough one, i've wanted to try that with a few teachers.
farthest i've gotten was smoking in a teachers house while a friend was house sitting for him.


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Re: Pot with teacher? [Re: dblaney]
    #4154681 - 05/09/05 07:04 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

um hand him a fake one then when he finds its fake and says "come on kid where is the real deal" then whip it out. and if he says "what the fuck" then say its just a joke relax man!

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Invisiblenewuser1492
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Re: Pot with teacher? [Re: dblaney]
    #4154688 - 05/09/05 07:07 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Just wip out your penis. If he smokes pole you know he's a stoner.

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Invisiblequestion_for_joo
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Re: Pot with teacher? [Re: Retired]
    #4154690 - 05/09/05 07:08 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Tradenmar said:
um hand him a fake one then when he finds its fake and says "come on kid where is the real deal" then whip it out. and if he says "what the fuck" then say its just a joke relax man!




That's gotta be the most awkward advice in the history of awkward advice.


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OfflineRambone
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Re: Pot with teacher? [Re: newuser1492]
    #4154691 - 05/09/05 07:09 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

My 12th grade history teacher tried to steal a small bag from me at our graduation party.

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Offlinewarm_gun
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Re: Pot with teacher? [Re: question_for_joo]
    #4154695 - 05/09/05 07:11 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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question_for_joo said:
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Tradenmar said:
um hand him a fake one then when he finds its fake and says "come on kid where is the real deal" then whip it out. and if he says "what the fuck" then say its just a joke relax man!




That's gotta be the most awkward advice in the history of awkward advice.




:yesnod:


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Re: Pot with teacher? [Re: warm_gun]
    #4154706 - 05/09/05 07:15 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

At an Allman Brothers Band concert I smoked with my English teacher. At the time I've never seen the guy though. The concert was about 3 days before school started. Then I walk into class the 1st day of school and we both looked at each other and laughed.

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Offlinegnrm23
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Re: Pot with teacher? [Re: warm_gun]
    #4154711 - 05/09/05 07:17 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

college --- maybe OK with the right instructor...
high school --- sorta dicey for the teacher, hehheh (well, if everybody is over 18... naaaaah, still a bad idea (heck, i think that ohio has extra sentence imposed just for having contraband within 250 yards (or something, i dunno) of a public school, oy oy oy...))


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Re: Pot with teacher? [Re: gnrm23]
    #4154720 - 05/09/05 07:19 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

i think the fake joint is a good idea

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Re: Pot with teacher? [Re: Rambone]
    #4154725 - 05/09/05 07:21 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

One of my high school english teachers saw me at a Dead show a few summers back. He told me afterwards, but I didn't see him when I was there, since he avoided me (probably out of fear that I'd notice his abnormally enlarged pupils or something).

anyway, my point is that teachers are usually very careful about things like that. Even if he does smoke pot, chances are he'll deny it and tell you to take that joint the hell away from him.

He could lose his job if you went and told a friend about it, then that friend told a friend, etc. etc. then some jerk faculty member hears the story and rats the teacher out.

besides, if he does smoke pot, hes got his own connect and his own stash. you might as well just say, "hey man, i smoke pot" and keep any joints you have far far away from the classroom.

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InvisibleDark_Star
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Re: Pot with teacher? [Re: DeadHeadNotLed]
    #4154742 - 05/09/05 07:27 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Great story.  :thumbup:


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Offlinewarm_gun
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Re: Pot with teacher? [Re: DeadHeadNotLed]
    #4154931 - 05/09/05 08:19 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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DeadHeadNotLed said:
At an Allman Brothers Band concert I smoked with my English teacher.  At the time I've never seen the guy though.  The concert was about 3 days before school started.  Then I walk into class the 1st day of school and we both looked at each other and laughed.




thats fucking hilarious  :lol:

OT: just got allman bro's tickets this morning for august \m/


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InvisibleStonerguy
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Re: Pot with teacher? [Re: warm_gun]
    #4155031 - 05/09/05 08:52 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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warm_gun said:
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DeadHeadNotLed said:
At an Allman Brothers Band concert I smoked with my English teacher.  At the time I've never seen the guy though.  The concert was about 3 days before school started.  Then I walk into class the 1st day of school and we both looked at each other and laughed.




thats fucking hilarious  :lol:

OT: just got allman bro's tickets this morning for august \m/



I love southern rock, my freinds dad was in the original Marshal Tucker Band.


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Offlinewarm_gun
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Re: Pot with teacher? [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4156469 - 05/10/05 07:19 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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Stonerguy said:
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warm_gun said:
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DeadHeadNotLed said:
At an Allman Brothers Band concert I smoked with my English teacher.  At the time I've never seen the guy though.  The concert was about 3 days before school started.  Then I walk into class the 1st day of school and we both looked at each other and laughed.




thats fucking hilarious  :lol:

OT: just got allman bro's tickets this morning for august \m/



I love southern rock, my freinds dad was in the original Marshal Tucker Band.




thats pretty bad-ass. even though i only know that one song (cant you see). i've been meaning to look into em more


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InvisibleIrradiated_Feces
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Re: Pot with teacher? [Re: dblaney]
    #4156475 - 05/10/05 07:25 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Just because he smokes and you smokes doesn't mean he wants to smoke with you.

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Re: Pot with teacher? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4156529 - 05/10/05 07:56 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Xxxx


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

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InvisibleBoom
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Re: Pot with teacher? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #4156538 - 05/10/05 07:59 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

That sucked all the curiousity regarding my teachers right out of me :frown:

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Re: Pot with teacher? [Re: Boom]
    #4156615 - 05/10/05 08:28 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Good, he's completely right. I wouldn't get high with student if I were a teacher.

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Re: Pot with teacher? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4158651 - 05/10/05 05:51 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I have a chance to go see the Marshall Tucker Band this summer. Should I go? I love Can't You See, but I don't really know much about the band.

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