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crazy occurences @ college...
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when i was a freshman and lived in the dorms, i witnessed some guy get his ear bit off. mike tyson style! no shit... his whole ear!

i thought that was crazy!

then i hear the news today...

a guy in the dorms was raped. yes, a guy. but that's not all...

two guys and a black girl (a fuckin' craaaazy black girl who i happen to know) go into this kid's dorm room. first they throw piss on him. then they whip him with a belt. then the two guys hold this kid down while the (crazy) black girl fucks him up the ass with a strap-on!!!

no shit!

this really happened...

what is wrong with the school that i go to???

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Re: crazy occurences @ college... [Re: RebelSteve33]
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wow first i wanna say the ear thing is funny as fuck but that strap on shit is fucked up, i dunno what that dude did to them to make them do that to him haha.


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Re: crazy occurences @ college... [Re: RebelSteve33]
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NOT TO BE A DICK but i need to see a link....shit is definitly newsworthy so.....


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Re: crazy occurences @ college... [Re: RebelSteve33]
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Lucky guy. Usually I have to put effort into finding a black woman crazy enough to bend me over and give it to me. :shrug:

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Re: crazy occurences @ college... [Re: Adden]
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:shocked: :eek:
thumb in the bum anyone???:thumbup:


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Re: crazy occurences @ college... [Re: RebelSteve33]
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Nothing ever happens at my school.

Then again I'm not really there a lot.

When 80% of the student population commutes, not much happens on campus.

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Re: crazy occurences @ college... [Re: Adden]
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wow, that's fucked


seriously.

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Re: crazy occurences @ college... [Re: Digs]
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craziest i saw in the dorms was my bed story. my roomate and i were on dxm, and long story short we both witnessed three seperate instances where his bed would be jump into the air and slam on the frame several times per second. for a few seconds at a time. Its been completely unexplainable.

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Re: crazy occurences @ college... [Re: RebelSteve33]
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Your skool sounds kinda nutty but it's GR8 to see you around man, how ya been?


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Re: crazy occurences @ college... [Re: RebelSteve33]
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hahah man what school do you go too,. Thats some crazy shit.


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Re: crazy occurences @ college... [Re: RebelSteve33]
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You go to the 'Boro still?  That is one crazy fucking school from what I have heard.  I have a friend who is almost going to graduate from there with a degree in thereotical physics or some shit.

All of my other friends that went there just partied and dropped out after a year or so.  Some of those friends were supplying the whole campus with LSD and shrooms.  ...Crazy times  :lol:

P.S.  I've heard that it is possible to break into all of the dorm rooms up there with a credit card.  Be careful about that.

Edited by RandalFlagg (04/22/05 12:02 PM)

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Re: crazy occurences @ college... [Re: RandalFlagg]
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once my freshmen year, the guy across the hall from me started knocking on my door at like 3 in the morning, so i opened the door

and he was piss drunk...like ridiculously, and i was like "whats up?"

he wanders in and keeps saying "Hold on hold on hold on", and starts looking for something in the room but i dont know what

he pauses towards the corner, and suddenly starts pissing on my roommates DVD player!!!

i was like OH HOLY SHIT...force him outta the room and into the bathroom, then i try to make him clean his mess up but he was so drunk he didnt even realize what he did and was completely retarded...finally i made his drunkass clean it up

yup


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Re: crazy occurences @ college... [Re: Help on the Way]
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When I lived in the dorms, I used to fuck with people.  In my "wing" there were about thirty dorm rooms.  There was one bathroom/shower facility for the whole wing.  I used to lock all of the bathroom stalls and then crawl out from underneath them so that the bathroom stalls would be locked for everybody.

:lol:  I was a prick.

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Re: crazy occurences @ college... [Re: RebelSteve33]
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:rotfl:


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Re: crazy occurences @ college... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I saw a kid standing in the hallway pissing into the stairwell in my dorm. So I asked him what the fuck he was doing. He just stops, looks at me for a second, and starts pissing all over the hallway.

If I was ever drunk enough to think it was ok to piss in the hallway, Id probably be too fucked up to stand up in the first place


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Re: crazy occurences @ college... [Re: fearfect]
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fearfect said:
craziest i saw in the dorms was my bed story.  my roomate and i were on dxm, and long story short we both witnessed three seperate instances where his bed would be jump into the air and slam on the frame several times per second. for a few seconds at a time.  Its been completely unexplainable.


Hehe, dude no offense but you ALREADY EXPLAINED your unexplainable event! In that post!

"my roomate and i were on dxm"  :wink:


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Re: crazy occurences @ college... [Re: oneducktwoducks]
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Letto said:
The craziest shit I ever saw was two people having sex in the dorm bathrooms... but they weren't standing up! Those floors were so fucking nasty, covered in pubes and piss and jizz. :lol:


:puke:


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-Erik Davis

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Re: crazy occurences @ college... [Re: oneducktwoducks]
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I shat in the litter box and made my mom look at it.


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