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FUCK ME! Drug test
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My buddy just called me up to let me know our employer is drug testing next weekend. I haven't smoked in a week. Before then I had smoked every day for about 5 or 6 days.

So here's the deal. If I drink insane amounts of water every day until the day of the test, will I be fine? I have a very fast metabolism, but I don't know if that comes into play. I want to avoid wasting money on detox drinks and all that if I absolutely can. Is there anything else I can do to help clean myself out? Vitamins/supplements I can take? Help me!!!

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Re: FUCK ME! Drug test [Re: DNKYD]
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yah man, just drink tons of water.... cranberry juice helps too. I smoked daily for months a while back and quit for about 2 weeks (might just have been a week and a half), drank tons of water + cran juice, and passed the test. And I dont have the best metabolism.

Godspeed! (what speed is that? Oh, about 45)

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Re: FUCK ME! Drug test [Re: DNKYD]
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Water will work. You should do fat burning excersise like walking or something, too. Water is key, though. Lots of water!


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Re: FUCK ME! Drug test [Re: DNKYD]
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I heard drinking lots of grapejuice will help, and maybe drink a little vinegar.


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Re: FUCK ME! Drug test [Re: DNKYD]
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three words: synthetic urine kit

google.

every working smoker should have one stashed away just in case. you have plenty of time to order one.

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Re: FUCK ME! Drug test [Re: Vvellum]
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Yeah, my friend that is on probation uses that piss bag thingy, too.


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Re: FUCK ME! Drug test [Re: DNKYD]
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water only works when you drink it a few hours before the test. Go to the canning section of your grocery store and get a box of Certo. It's used for making jellies and jams. Mix a packet of that stuff with a large glass of water and drink it an hour or so before the test. My brother did this and passed is test for probation, even though he smoked the day before the test.

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Re: FUCK ME! Drug test [Re: phalloidin]
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certo is hell on your kidneys. It should work, though.


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Re: FUCK ME! Drug test [Re: phalloidin]
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Drinking water in the days prior to taking your urine test will help the flow continually go through you and it helps knock down on water retention, which is the leading cause of failed piss tests after drinking water alot.


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Re: FUCK ME! Drug test [Re: blissedout]
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yeah, drinking plenty of water is always a good thing regardless.

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Re: FUCK ME! Drug test [Re: blissedout]
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Ah, thanks for all the advice guys. My job requires me to walk a shitton, nonstop for 5-8 hours. I will start today and drink nothing but water for the next week. This really bums me out, though. I was finally getting a half ounce that was owed to me by somebody and was looking forward to smoking it. Ah well, I guess it will be enjoyed more once the test is done with.

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Re: FUCK ME! Drug test [Re: DNKYD]
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What is a shitton? :confused:


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Re: FUCK ME! Drug test [Re: DNKYD]
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Now I could either tell you all I know, or send you to the source of this knowledge...

Here's the site, good luck with the test !

http://www.hempfiles.com/php/page.php?chapterid=32&id=33

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Re: FUCK ME! Drug test [Re: blissedout]
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shit-ton

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Re: FUCK ME! Drug test [Re: DNKYD]
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Oooohhhh! Okay. I walk a shit ton at work, too. I am a server in a Thai restaurant. Drink lots of water and stay away from sugar and fatty foods. Good luck!


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Re: FUCK ME! Drug test [Re: blissedout]
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Thanks for mentioning thai food. Damnit. And another class before I can eat, too.


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Re: FUCK ME! Drug test [Re: DNKYD]
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seriously, unlike what others have said, drinking tons of water days before the test will do nothing for you other than discomfort. drink it the morning of the test. 6-8 pints.

sythetic urine is the way to go, unless you have someone who you know does NOT smoke who will pee in a ziplock for you.


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Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit!

afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: FUCK ME! Drug test [Re: Jim]
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tough part of using fake piss is keeping it the right temp

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Re: FUCK ME! Drug test [Re: Jim]
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if its an office test temp doesn't matter, the control is creatine.

www.clearchoiceofny.com sells synthetic urine kits with an add in chemical to warm it.


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Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit!

afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

Edited by GratefulJim (04/14/05 05:02 PM)

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Re: FUCK ME! Drug test [Re: Turd]
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Drinking tons of water the morning of the test will merely result in an inclusive test. You'll have to take it again another day, if your urine is too diluted then it won't register on the drug test (lines indicate negative test, no lines indicate inconclusive or positive test). If you abstain from marijuana, and eat correctly (which included 8 glass of water a day), you shouldn't even worry about a positive test. You said you had only smoked a week ago today. If you smoke all the time then you have a problem, it is stored and released from your fat-cells for a month+..

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